It was when the North voted for the tories that annoyed meMathew Pennycook is a Labour MP. Might be the first good looking Labour MP I’ve ever seen actually!
So many working class Tories in that list though. Working class Tories really boil my piss! Talk about forgetting your roots!
@Gym&Tonic have u gone off Matt now lolMathew Pennycook is a Labour MP. Might be the first good looking Labour MP I’ve ever seen actually!
So many working class Tories in that list though. Working class Tories really boil my piss! Talk about forgetting your roots!
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Nooooooooooooooooo https://giphy.com/gOHxskuYRcg3m I only have eyes for Whittycushtybert 'what makes you think he's having an affair?'
'well a couple of things really'
coconochanel 'like what?'
'well last Monday morning he came downstairs ready for work and he was wearing a green tie'
Jo30 'Green?!'
'yes so I asked him where his pink one was and he said he fancied a change'
platypusfattypus 'maybe he did'
'well maybe but then he didn't wear it all week and you know how much he loves his pink ties'
renegadedancer 'hmm that doe sound a bit off.. anything else?'
'yes yesterday we were in Sainburys doing our weekly shop and I picked up his Caramel waffles and he said he didn't want them, said he'd gone off them'
cushtybert 'wow that is odd Matt turning down caramel waffles!?'
coconochanel 'yeah he's waffle mad. has he showed any other signs he might be cheating?'
jo30 'yeah like going to the gym thats always a sign'
coconochanel 'yes and being sneaky with his phone...has he done any of that?'
'No'
renegadedancer 'maybe hes having a midlife crisis'
'no I dont think its that'
coconochanel 'well keep an eye on him and see if theres any other signs'
Jo30 'who do you think hes having an affair with?'
cushtybert 'not sandra his PA?'
'well I dont know I mean Im not certain he IS having an affair its just a feeling Ive got'
platypusfattypus 'you need to follow him see what hes upto'
renegadedancer 'how she going to do that when hes in his office all day?'
platypusfattypus 'well how do we know he is in his office all day?.... maybe coco can ask Rishi to keep tabs on him'
coconochanel 'no way! Im not getting involved'
renegadedancer 'no don't it will only blow up in your face if it turns out he is having it off with someone'
cushtybert 'sorry to break up the party but Ive Im afraid Ive got to go'
renegadedancer 'where you going?'
cushtybert 'Oh Ive got an appointment with my accountant'
renegadedancer 'oh ok see ya later'
cushtybert 'see ya' she says walking off down the road.
Jo30 ' I didnt know cushty had an accountant'
gym&tonic 'she doesn't'
coconochanel 'how do you know?'
gym&tonic 'because the other month she asked if she could use Matt's'
jo30 'so where she gone then?'
gym&tonic 'I've no idea'
we did indeed, thank youYou can’t like a man who wears those type of sandals that’s why Dom is creeping into your brain
Hope you have a lovely lunch
And me. I’m in a former red wall town. Like Turkey’s voting for Christmas!It was when the North voted for the tories that annoyed me
Nooooooo! Of course not! I still want to do rude things to him@Gym&Tonic have u gone off Matt now lol
Me to roll on 2 weeks when Matt back in house of commons but Thursday I thinkAnd me. I’m in a former red wall town. Like Turkey’s voting for Christmas!
Nooooooo! Of course not! I still want to do rude things to him
He looks a babeProof Matt is/was a remainer! Makes me feel marginally less guilty for fancying him!
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What is with torys and jeans/shoes combo... just get a decent pair of trainers for when you’re pretending to be down with the common people ffsProof Matt is/was a remainer! Makes me feel marginally less guilty for fancying him!
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He does look cute. That smile again!He looks a babe
He’s still not as badly dressed as Raab thoughWhat is with torys and jeans/shoes combo... just get a decent pair of trainers for when you’re pretending to be down with the common people ffs
He knows I want to take that belt off himDom must be reading here theres a pic on his twitter and although hes still got his brown belt on hes got black shoes on
He does look cute. That smile again!
He’s still not as badly dressed as Raab though
Dont worry your not his other woman.
He's remaining in gym&tonicProof Matt is/was a remainer! Makes me feel marginally less guilty for fancying him!
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That would be a turn of eventsDont worry your not his other woman.
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