Does he want you to fart and then eat it? Or fart whilst hes eating it? Also crunchy or smooth?
The bit that concerns me the most is - how does he expect you to trump on command? Maybe try an indian for tea? I'm not sure if this will compliment the taste of the peanut butter though?
It never ceases to surprise me just the amount of ways people can find to 'express themselves' sexually... It wouldn't be unreasonable if it was something you were comfortable with, no, but I can't even imagine how one would go about the logistics of timing the fart and the act
How have I only just seen this. I would be saying no op if you are not comfortable with it don't do it. Imagine having to explain to your gp if the peanut butter caused irritation back there lol
Does anyone remember that peanut butter advert from years ago "our son Pat" is this him making these requests? I seem to remember the advert telling us he "liked a bit of this, liked a bit of that"
I came to say don’t knock it till you’ve tried it that and a toe suck are so amazing but when it’s over I’d never like to kiss that individual & never would that is all