I got excited thinking I’d solved the mystery - Calvin Harris. And then I remembered he’s Scottish 
Dizzee Rascal is the award winning singer in his 30s arrested by police on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend at her London flat
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Hey Guys, did anyone else think of the Calvino DJ? Though Scottish-born, the rest kinda fits the bill… Otherwise could be E.g. from Hammersmith… just saying!
Saw that this thread had gained another 7 pages overnight and assumed we'd worked it out, only to find out it was another 7 pages of Stormzy is 72 years old being mentioned and then his age being mentioned. Should've known, really.
Stormy is 27 according to Wiki
Well I think it’s Stormzy is 72 years old. Has anyone said him yet?
Joke. No idea. Although im not thinking boybander as surely it would say boybander not singer… boybander, you think of the squeaky clean image, it’s a bit more of a shock. Or at least it is to my pitiful-work-experience-journalism brain lol
Joke. No idea. Although im not thinking boybander as surely it would say boybander not singer… boybander, you think of the squeaky clean image, it’s a bit more of a shock. Or at least it is to my pitiful-work-experience-journalism brain lol
I think it’s PG everything matches apart from where the articles state ‘her flat’. It looks like she moved into his house but possibly she still has her own flat? Hes a tv regular you could say and has won a load of awards, if you look up OM wiki it says he has only won one award. Hope it’s not PG though always liked him
It can’t be Olly as he is in the peaks, he posted it on his Instagram that he is going to be there all weekend. And if the violence happened in London, then it’s not him. Does anyone actually know where the flat is and where the assault took place ???
Literally all the clues fit DR. Also, hasn't be seen on socials for 5 days.
If I see OM or S mentioned as a possibility again, I'll be tempted to gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
If I see OM or S mentioned as a possibility again, I'll be tempted to gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Eurgh please don’t say things like that. I was born in 1989 and that makes me feel very old
Who’s PG?I think it’s PG everything matches apart from where the articles state ‘her flat’. It looks like she moved into his house but possibly she still has her own flat? Hes a tv regular you could say and has won a load of awards, if you look up OM wiki it says he has only won one award. Hope it’s not PG though always liked him
Who is PO? I think it's Tinky Winky. Maybe La La
Me when people just write the initials
Nah defo not him and the poor fucker had to limit his comments on insta cause I’d say he was getting loads of tit about it.
Dont think hes been charged with anything yet whilst Caroline was charged and had attended court.
Innit
The amount of gossip and theory posted on here about slebs, no one is chasing an anon forum for libel. Help a girl out and write the naaames
BREAKING NEWS!!
For anyone in doubt, Stormzy is 72 years old's mum has just confirmed he's 27.
For anyone in doubt, Stormzy is 72 years old's mum has just confirmed he's 27.
He’s 48