Dizzee Rascal is the award winning singer in his 30s arrested by police on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend at her London flat

[calmyourritas]

Will young?

I’m pretty sure he hasn’t got a girlfriend

 

[MaggieAggie]

This is like a much darker version of The Masked Singer!

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Us trying to get to the bottom of this mystery man

 

[Swarley123]

He's from oop north

I don't usually comment but as a Northerner, I'm not having that Liam Payne is from the north, he's from Wolverhampton

 

[LennyBriscoe]

It’s a pity we couldn’t put a pinned post that would appear at the start of every thread, or something that comes up when you’re about to post:

* It’s not Stormzy is 72 years old, for he is 27
* ES is Ed Sheeran
* Don’t ask to get your name changed
* Dizzy Rascal or Oritse from JLS are the most ‘popular’ suggestions. Olly Murs has been suggested multiple times, although his only crime may have been his stint on Sky Sports yesterday
* Prepared to be saddened by the amount of male pop artists who are now too old to fit in the age bracket. It hurts.

 

[calmyourritas]

Me when people just write the initials

 

[rlouisep9]

Could be Matt cardle

His career didn't span 5 minutes let alone 2 decades

 

[pommobear]

Haha as if someone suggested Will Young

 

[Columbo]

I'm sure it's Ronan Keating

His wife is called Storm and she's 39. Not to be confused with Stormzy is 72 years old who is 27.

 

[LittleMy]

A lot of people are guessing rappers....not singers. Also that seems to be skewing the guesses towards black men....which I think is a little unfair. The speculation is pretty pointless but I’m going to hazard a guess that it’s not a rapper and a fairly solid chance that it’s a white man. But like I said the speculation is pointless and by doing so you’re playing into the hands of the papers and their websites, fuelling visits driving up advertising gains through hits etc. If there was a real credible story it will all come to light soon enough.

Bet you’re fun at parties.

We’re all just guessing, nobody here is pointing towards race at all. The only person bringing that into it here is yourself. This is a gossip site, you do realise?

 

[calmyourritas]

Imagine if it is actually Stormzy is 72 years old and they just got his age wrong

I’d die

 

[Dirtyhorseshoes]

 

[Sideboard Bob]

At least we’ve all learned a lot about male singers, and for some reason also geography.

 

[Traazers]

Saw that this thread had gained another 7 pages overnight and assumed we'd worked it out, only to find out it was another 7 pages of Stormzy is 72 years old being mentioned and then his age being mentioned. Should've known, really.

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[watermelon sugar]

I downloaded an ageing app for this meme

 

[calmyourritas]

Me when someone seriously guesses someone who is NOT in their 30s or from London

 

[calmyourritas]

Louis Tomlinson? Or Liam Payne comes to mind. Him and his gf ended their engagement a few days ago...

 

[Badirene]

Has anyone blamed Meghan Markle yet? I'm sure The Sun or Mail are cooking up a story as I type.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Shaggy?

"It wasn't him"