Depher/CPH CIC #5 No Weddings and One Funeral

[mchops]

I think Britain's... Will get around 7 years. So many criminal charges must be adding up. Obtaining money by deception x a million

 

[Tin Can Crook]

He is very twitchy / fidgeting all through it

I forgot to intersperse my summary with lip smacking noises, I do apologise everybody

(It's processing now, will have it for you all in about 15 minutes)

 

[L3moning]

Is he aiming at "money is the root of all evil"?

And even if he is, the correct quote is "the love of money is the root of all evil" anyway.

 

[gimm3more]

Jimmy’s next endeavour sorted then - maybe a lizard charity.

 

[StewPots]

here's a selection

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Fuck me I want to give “Andrena” a dictionary so bad…it’s YOU’RE and HARASSMENT you fucking moronic plumb. Instead of fighting “trolllzzz” maybe read the latest Oxford or just get AI to write all your replies as opposed to some, you fucking melt.

This bloke - within 6 days of grunking these threads - makes me want to launch my phone through the fucking wall he annoys me that much!!

As a stress reliever later, I might do some “James As….” to lighten my mood about this utter cunt.

 

[gimm3more]

When did he let his gas ticket lapse and then take weeks to get it back? Asking for a friend

That wasn’t too long ago - March or April I’m sure!
ETA it was February!

 

[Lazarus]

I suspect "Helen" may be a certain legal Pokemon...

who previously said he wasn't getting involved...

 

[Lazarus]

Or is he paying back a director's loan?

i believe so.

 

[supers0nic]

I understand donations were made to provide people a free service to prevent fuel poverty but whats the chances that all the wages were probably paid from these donations and not just those that worked on providing a free service?

 

[gimm3more]

“Yeh that’s right, just sign there on the dotted line, it’s just an agreement to give us all your money when you inevitably die a consent form love, nothing unusual”

 

[BeardyBap]

Spotted by Milly on twitter:

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Oh James. You’ve gone a bit Britney, haven’t you mate.

 

[MurielSnark]

Nah but we got x2 profoundlys and x2 poignants

I note he has only posted the statement on twitter and the DEPHER facebook page and not the Facebook group or his personal page (where he's managed to stop the evidence of his deception being shared).

Slippery as an eel.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I'm assuming as the complete stranger/father in law is old/retired/ill the guaranteed rent is coming from universal credit payment to depher?

Housing benefit is the main theory

 

[gimm3more]

Anyone know why this random toothless woman is his fb cover photo?!
Notice how he changed “BCAv” (which he still uses on TikTok) to “TBC”. James your reward was rescinded you moron. And “TBC” isn’t a fucking official title.

 

[lilykestrel]

that would also explain why he not only filmed himself being verbally abusive towards his partner, but also ... posted it?

 

[Tin Can Crook]

That somehow makes the caption 100x worse

 

[ahkrin]

Still got the gas safe logo on their website which links to the gas safe register and seems to show they can do gas work even though they have no qualified engineers. Can't work out where to report to gas safe though :/

 

[mchops]

You can’t reuse a company name if said company has been dissolved though. I wonder if he knows exactly what he’s doing posting these subbie invoices, ‘If I’m going down, I’m going scorched earth and taking everyone with me’

I'm not delving, we're they all registered companies? If I shut down mchops Inc. I can still be mchops , just not mchops on companies house.

 

[Wooh]

well that serves me right for jumping to a vaguely logical (but still ludicrous) conclusion in this clown show
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"When those tenants vacate the property, which they will do in the future, the property will then be gifted rent free to organisations who are charitable who deal with domestic violence or / and homelessness. And they will be able to use that to support people who come to them for help."

also, what does he mean 'organisations' plural? So Homeless Charity has it one week and Domestic Violence Refuge has it the next week? or do they both share it? because whilst there obviously will be overlap between the two things, I don't think it's really workable for one organisation to run, say, a halfway house for people getting off the street, whilst another does a DV shelter out of the same premises, especially when said premises ARE A TWO BED ONE BATH TERRACE

Means he's a dumb dickhead. Not smart enough as a thief or even as a pleasant fool.

Yuk
Yuk yuk

 

[gimm3more]

Didn’t that rescue of the Asian DV victims result in someone saying they were sending 160 letters to Buckingham palace?

YES hahahahaha