To keep on her carkeys, to break the window the next time the child locks herself in the car... With said carkeys
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🫣No, they’ll sell at every opportunity. Money is everything to Denise. And you’d know by looking at her, she doesn’t have much money.
Not the brightest these instahuns.To keep on her carkeys, to break the window the next time the child locks herself in the car... With said carkeys
That’s what I thoughtTo keep on her carkeys, to break the window the next time the child locks herself in the car... With said carkeys
Bloody love it
Her washing line was probably full already because she’s a super mom you know & washed all the laundry in the Moy this morning, while looking after her two under two and all while she is BREASTFEEDING, did you know?Has she no clothes line to hang washing out, is there even a garden for kids to play in?
Sheets all hung over the patio furniture and on sides of the decking....White trailer trash came to mind
I’m sorry but the story about blinds cord safety, why wouldn’t you screw one of those cord wraps to the wall, that way when you put it down, wrapping it around is automatic. Telling everyone to ALWAYS ALWAYS do this while she actually forgot to do it today. Accidents happen in blink of an eye as she seen yesterday
I had to laugh at her tea - one cherry tomato on the plate
I thought it was law to have them all secured... And her supposed to be an OTI’m sorry but the story about blinds cord safety, why wouldn’t you screw one of those cord wraps to the wall, that way when you put it down, wrapping it around is automatic. Telling everyone to ALWAYS ALWAYS do this while she actually forgot to do it today. Accidents happen in blink of an eye as she seen yesterday
I had to laugh at her tea - one cherry tomato on the plate
Not an ounce of wit
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Exactly - no reason why she wouldn’t have them secured, particularly when you own the house - wouldn’t think twice about screwing bits to the wall where needed.I thought it was law to have them all secured... And her supposed to be an OT
Not an ounce of wit
Tbf Michael doesn’t strike me as the handy man type though. Lol
No kids in my house and the blind fitters insisted on a cord holder on every single blind
Said I could remove it and fill in the holes if I wanted but they had to install them by law - I kept them on just in case
Two little strips of pepper and a tiny bit of ham. That would fill a hole in your tooth.I had to laugh at her tea - one cherry tomato on the plate
Or a tumble dryer?Has she no clothes line to hang washing out, is there even a garden for kids to play in?
Sheets all hung over the patio furniture and on sides of the decking....White trailer trash came to mind
is her garden that teeny tiny.
Sick AGAIN!
Denise the martyr
She’ll lose her mind at home for 10 daysDenise the martyr
It’ll never happen!
The gospel according to Denise…
Oh please!!!
The self-pitying, cringe-worthy, vomit-inducing narcissism of the photo on “Saturday lunch time” would absolutely sicken ya.
I can just picture her saying to herself, “oh I better take that picture again, I wanna make sure I look as sick as possible”. Mustn’t be that bad if you’re posing for ‘sick-pics’
But just in case we all didn’t pick up on how sick she is….she, veerrryyy thoughtfully, reminded us of how gorgeous and healthy she was, just 24 hours earlier at “Friday lunch time”.
As if we could EVER forget how stunning Denise Currdashian is!!!
The self-pitying, cringe-worthy, vomit-inducing narcissism of the photo on “Saturday lunch time” would absolutely sicken ya.
I can just picture her saying to herself, “oh I better take that picture again, I wanna make sure I look as sick as possible”. Mustn’t be that bad if you’re posing for ‘sick-pics’
But just in case we all didn’t pick up on how sick she is….she, veerrryyy thoughtfully, reminded us of how gorgeous and healthy she was, just 24 hours earlier at “Friday lunch time”.
As if we could EVER forget how stunning Denise Currdashian is!!!
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