Welcome to thread 2. Thanks to @louise0408 for the fabulous title.
So a quick recap of Declan’s debut rave thread.
• @StephenTJackson wanted to lick Muller Rice from Declan’s body. We found a clause in his contract confirming we can also lick a Muller corner from his body.
• @katiestewart turned up unannounced after having the cheek to suggest we only found Declan attractive for his height.
• @louise0408 started the Declan sock collection
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• @MissDolly toyed with Declan’s emotions by not quite jumping on his train. Rumour has it she’s now ditched Mason for Ruben
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• We celebrated both Declan and Mason birthdays. Although both lads disappointed us with their content.
• Dec almost gave me the ick with a leg tattoo
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• Declan’s West Ham bestie Jarrod is expecting twins. We also heard Declan talking about being a dad for the first time
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• Me and @katiestewart went to war across 2 threads after she mocked Declan’s hair. Sadly I had to retaliate with prince hair on Masons thread.
• We all worried about Declan’s pale skin after rumours of a transfer to Real Madrid.
• @Spectacles tried to get me on the stones train with bulge pics.
• Dec angered @louise0408 with rumours of a gentleman’s agreement to join Arsenal.
• Dec fed us with a home gym selfie.
• Brit Awards. Dec gave his boyfriend Mason a masterclass on how to look hot in a suit on the red carpet.
• We were all shocked to find out Declan doesn’t like Monster Munch. @louise0408 rushed to eat the snacks from Declan’s body to convince him they are a top tier snack.
• I disowned my own mother after she dissed Declan’s hair.
• Dec joined a campaign to tackle homophobia in football for me and @StephenTJackson.
• Dec had a haircut and we all got the ick! Thankfully we’re all used to it now and normal service of lusting over his muscles and sock have resumed.
• Declan was sassy in a post match interview.
• @VC10 posted some lovely artwork of Dec railing her on the pitch.
• Finally Dec is currently in Cyprus and we are all praying for new shirtless content.
Have some shirtless Dec to celebrate his second thread.
Long may our posting of his muscles and sock continue.
So a quick recap of Declan’s debut rave thread.
• @StephenTJackson wanted to lick Muller Rice from Declan’s body. We found a clause in his contract confirming we can also lick a Muller corner from his body.
• @katiestewart turned up unannounced after having the cheek to suggest we only found Declan attractive for his height.
• @louise0408 started the Declan sock collection
.• @MissDolly toyed with Declan’s emotions by not quite jumping on his train. Rumour has it she’s now ditched Mason for Ruben
.• We celebrated both Declan and Mason birthdays. Although both lads disappointed us with their content.
• Dec almost gave me the ick with a leg tattoo
.• Declan’s West Ham bestie Jarrod is expecting twins. We also heard Declan talking about being a dad for the first time
.• Me and @katiestewart went to war across 2 threads after she mocked Declan’s hair. Sadly I had to retaliate with prince hair on Masons thread.
• We all worried about Declan’s pale skin after rumours of a transfer to Real Madrid.
• @Spectacles tried to get me on the stones train with bulge pics.
• Dec angered @louise0408 with rumours of a gentleman’s agreement to join Arsenal.
• Dec fed us with a home gym selfie
.• Brit Awards
. Dec gave his boyfriend Mason a masterclass on how to look hot in a suit on the red carpet.• We were all shocked to find out Declan doesn’t like Monster Munch. @louise0408 rushed to eat the snacks from Declan’s body to convince him they are a top tier snack.
• I disowned my own mother after she dissed Declan’s hair.
• Dec joined a campaign to tackle homophobia in football for me and @StephenTJackson.
• Dec had a haircut and we all got the ick! Thankfully we’re all used to it now and normal service of lusting over his muscles and sock have resumed.
• Declan was sassy in a post match interview.
• @VC10 posted some lovely artwork of Dec railing her on the pitch
.• Finally Dec is currently in Cyprus and we are all praying for new shirtless content.
Have some shirtless Dec to celebrate his second thread.
Long may our posting of his muscles and sock continue.
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Great recap as well Adam! Get ready to make Mason's new thread 
have you just learned how to make threads or have you always known? If you have just learned then congrats and If you’ve always known then just ignore me 
in honour of your new thread I feel like it’s only fitting to appreciate the iconic manny trim #RIP
Dec the DILF deserves this.
