Dating app Icks

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

I’m starting to think I’ve met the male of my dreams…my doggy! I found him online - but just can’t bring myself to message or swipe right on any of the guys on Tinder. The state of the men on Irish dating websites is shocking. It’s no wonder they’re single! They all look at least ten years older than their purported ages…and seem to need a dose of mothering rather than a girlfriend. Their command (or lack thereof) of the English language is depressing. And I won’t get started on their attitudes. I’m really coming around to the idea of being single forever. And ever. Amen!

 

[BoogleC]

I’ve been taking to this guy on Hinge and it all seemed to be going quite well, seemingly a lot in common. He told me he worked in trade and on further probing he has revealed that’s trading cryptocurrency and bitcoin. Instant ick for me

 

[Amoo]

This is of course way more than a mere 'ick' but I've just seen a Tinder profile with a video loop of the guy wanking. The fool shots and zoomed in boner under the bedsheet profiles that I've seen in the past were bad enough.

 

[bipbapbop22]

I’ve been taking to this guy on Hinge and it all seemed to be going quite well, seemingly a lot in common. He told me he worked in trade and on further probing he has revealed that’s trading cryptocurrency and bitcoin. Instant ick for me

He’ll be a scammer

 

[unidentified]

This is of course way more than a mere 'ick' but I've just seen a Tinder profile with a video loop of the guy wanking. The fool shots and zoomed in boner under the bedsheet profiles that I've seen in the past were bad enough.

Hope this was reported!

 

[Serene Serena]

He’ll be a scammer

My first thought too.

 

[Amoo]

Hope this was reported!

Of course. There was one time though that I was looking to report a fool pic and accidently hit 'super like'.

...and he didn't even like me back. Ruuuude.

 

[unidentified]

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

 

[DrNooo]

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“Executive manager at CBD industry”?
More likely lives with his Mum and sells weed to his mates at the pub.

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[unidentified]

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I actually don’t know how to process any of this haha! Too much in one go! Too much

 

[Dogtanian]

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I absolutely would - I'd even bring the sledgehammer.

 

[Captainmouse]

Jeezus bleeping christ. Nice computer screen though, I’d totally nick that.
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Like…
I’m Quiet, Christian and Church going.
Looking for someone who doesn’t mind giving me a Cleveland Steamer on the first date.

So precarious

 

[Amoo]

One I see a lot - 'Professional spider-catcher'.

Because we are of course all so pathetic and helpless when we see spiders and need a MAN to save us.

 

[Serene Serena]

I absolutely would - I'd even bring the sledgehammer.

That’s just cruel

 

[Jojoo]

I’ll of sure if it’s the trousers or the hand I find the worse ick

 

[unidentified]

I’ll of sure if it’s the trousers or the hand I find the worse ick

Why the duck is this the standard? I despair being single in this modern age

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Ever had a match on an app where you have matched time and time again, but never met? I’ve just had a like of someone who I’d match with and he’d just stop replying, so I’d match with him again later down the line and then not even send the first message (just to be petty) well, he’s swiped me now and he’s got new photos! He used to use the same ones… and Jesus, I’m glad we never got further than messaging

 

[Serene Serena]

I’ll of sure if it’s the trousers or the hand I find the worse ick

If he’s a pilot, I’m a brain surgeon. And he still lives with his mum - look at that Christmas tree and fireplace