Is that a picture of a dog having a crap?Think he means boogeying to Spotify minus the coke(I don’t use the word Boogeying irl, btw)
It also says “I like to lol at lot and be expressive”. He is 41.
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He really wouldn’t want me to leave him a review 
CRINGEHe really wouldn’t want me to leave him a review
VOMHe really wouldn’t want me to leave him a review
Men asking you on a date but not willing to make an effort 🥱 guy on badoo asked me on a date but wants me to drive to him. Call me old fashioned but I'd like a guy to make an effort for a first date.
Why oh why to they all profess to be “easygoing”. Is it code for “good-for-nothing”? Is that why they are single?!
It’s code for I am lazy and don’t want any ‘drama’ e.g I won’t be there for you through anything emotional or difficult times in your life because I have branded you high maintenance and needy.
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It’s code for I am lazy and don’t want any ‘drama’ e.g I won’t be there for you through anything emotional or difficult times in your life because I have branded you high maintenance and needy.
My friend dated a man off Plenty of Fish, who had lied about everything. He claimed to own his own landscape gardening business. He enjoyed diving, particularly in the Red Sea and The Maldives. He drove an MGB fully restored vintage sports car. He lived in a waterfront apartment with a roof garden. He was 6ft 2 and worked out regularly,
The sad truth was he cut grass for the council, he couldn’t swim let alone dive and he’d never had a passport. He was banned from driving (drunk) and rode a bicycle from Halfords.His waterfront apartment was his bedroom in his mum’s house and there was no roof garden. He was barely 5ft 8 and quite rotund. His profile pic was someone else’s. Sad insecure fuckwit.
If he’d told the truth, he might well have found a girlfriend, although a chubby middle aged man still living with mummy isn’t that appealing
The sad truth was he cut grass for the council, he couldn’t swim let alone dive and he’d never had a passport. He was banned from driving (drunk) and rode a bicycle from Halfords.His waterfront apartment was his bedroom in his mum’s house and there was no roof garden. He was barely 5ft 8 and quite rotund. His profile pic was someone else’s. Sad insecure fuckwit.
If he’d told the truth, he might well have found a girlfriend, although a chubby middle aged man still living with mummy isn’t that appealing
What did he actually think he was going to achieve there?!My friend dated a man off Plenty of Fish, who had lied about everything. He claimed to own his own landscape gardening business. He enjoyed diving, particularly in the Red Sea and The Maldives. He drove an MGB fully restored vintage sports car. He lived in a waterfront apartment with a roof garden. He was 6ft 2 and worked out regularly,
The sad truth was he cut grass for the council, he couldn’t swim let alone dive and he’d never had a passport. He was banned from driving (drunk) and rode a bicycle from Halfords.His waterfront apartment was his bedroom in his mum’s house and there was no roof garden. He was barely 5ft 8 and quite rotund. His profile pic was someone else’s. Sad insecure fuckwit.
If he’d told the truth, he might well have found a girlfriend, although a chubby middle aged man still living with mummy isn’t that appealing
I think he thought that, once he'd reeled someone, they would be bowled over by his quirky personality, charm and charisma, and overlook the fact he couldn't neither swim nor drive, and his entire profile was fabricated.
40 year old men inline skating.
This fella can’t make the effort to get his name correct, owns he won’t message you but wants invited round thinking he can have an easy bag
Clearly made a profile under a fake name or is leading a double life
Another one who has the same bio every time they make a new profile
I have a few new methods of eliminating fellas on the apps.
1. Any sight of flip-flop shoes. (I will allow slides/sliders/whatever they’re called)
2. Any sign on a hoodie on a man aged over 40 on the apps means he is a no-go-zone.
wish me luck!!!
1. Any sight of flip-flop shoes. (I will allow slides/sliders/whatever they’re called)
2. Any sign on a hoodie on a man aged over 40 on the apps means he is a no-go-zone.
wish me luck!!!
My list is a bit longer than that
he says he doesn't want to message for days but then he has 'big time texter' under More About Me! pillock.......
Men who put the wrong age on their dating profile and then when they message you say something like "btw I'm actually 43 not 33 hope that's okay but I can't change it 
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You know they did it deliberately so they can circumvent age restrictions women have in place on their profiles.
".You know they did it deliberately so they can circumvent age restrictions women have in place on their profiles.
Out of curiosity, does anybody know if women do this, but in the other direction..ie lower their ages to attract younger men?!Men who put the wrong age on their dating profile and then when they message you say something like "btw I'm actually 43 not 33 hope that's okay but I can't change it
You know they did it deliberately so they can circumvent age restrictions women have in place on their profiles.
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