Makes me wanna sew my hole up.Heโs ultimate cringe
this post alone shows how much of a fucking cretin he is.
who actually poses like this trying to be sexy after a workout...someone pass me the sick bagLooking at this you just know he has a mangina and sits down for a wee
and has his red pen ready to give autographsSo he has managed to blah a ticket for the Slimming World Ball and โcanโt believe people still want to have selfies with meโ
No Dan - neither can we !!!
defo! And the fact he put in the caption โthank goodness for SW for giving me the ability to jumpโBonnetgate will never not be funny !
I didnโt understand it all? Did he ask someone to take a picture of him lay on the bonnet waiting for the ambulance cringey as fuck!The picture of him laid on the bonnet
You can just imagine the fusty fish face...Holding his 3" stump, pouting and taking a pic... fooking hell I need Jesus conjuring up that imageI would bet anything that this prick sends dick pics. He's absolutely that creep who think everyone wants a bit of him He will have 100% tried it on with Sophie Jude before settling down with fat club leaders daughter.
Literally makes my fanny drier than the Gobi desert.
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