New thread, anyone fancy doing a re-cap? Title courtesy of @Piff paff puff
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Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, love the title of this thread
alas I can't take the credit, another poster thought of it, I just bumped it up 
Piff,can you do a recap pleaseYaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, love the title of this thread
I begs..Gads no LOL I'd get bannedPiff,can you do a recap please
The thread 
title, that made me laugh, it's great 
xxx
title, that made me laugh, it's great xxx
Awwww thanks dear Pom
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@Jessica rabbit or @TerrifiedofKittens please please could either of you do a quick recap
Well done Piff lovin the new title name
I think a recap could easily just copy and past kittens post 
Can we just copy and paste kittens masterpiece from today? I tend to go off topic sometimes and ramble on about Aisleyne or the SkankAwwww thanks dear Pom
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@Jessica rabbit or @TerrifiedofKittens please please could either of you do a quick recap
Omg I thought she winked at me then!!!!!
Recap.(fab post kittens)
That over inflated sex doll lip seals up her three nostrils.
How the f**k did she ever think a mere thread lift that is only supposed to pull together wrinkles and a bit of pumped fat was going to haul her nose back in place! There is no bone to hold it in place!
The deluded catfish crack bleep must surely realise that her nose is subsiding because the bone underneath had dropped dead - superficial cosmetic procedures on the surface aren't doing diddly squat - the thread lift is after they have done extensive reconstruction surgery and then plastic / cosmetic surgery and not before.
The entire media industry must know she is nothing but a lying crack bleep and she only has superficial cosmetic procedures and they knew the before and after pictures are exactly the same apart from her new sex doll lips and hamster cheeks - yet the perpetuate her lies and her filtered photos as reality because they give them page views and clicks and advertising revenue on her bullshit photos.
This in turn feeds Mrs Polo Crackwhore Kelly a steady stream of money that keeps her in
- her 'career' is nothing but selling tittle tattle, lies, drama, filtered photos to the media as the perpetual 'victim', lies about her career changes and jobs that never happen, the bikini, lingerie, glamour photo shoots, the jailbird boyfriend and wedding plans to David Kelly convicted leader of a drug gang and flogging heavily filtered videos and photos of her groping her surgically botched tits and fingering her hole to mentally deranged men online for cash. She has no 'home' base so flits from one sofa to another, she has no steady film or tv career, she can't offer anything about herself to tv producers apart from the 'shock' value of her unfiltered face with tales of woe about botched surgery.
She isn't about to jet off to Ireland to star in a leading role of a film (unless it is a tale of a Β£5 a blow job crack bleep), she isn't about to film a 2 series Netflix show, her ghost written 3rd tell all book still hasn't been written, and her one woman West End show will probably be her talking to a group of drag Queens in the back room of a pub for a single evening - if it ever happens.
We are going to have months of poor me I'm a victim of botched Turkish surgery stories - and years of tales of corrective surgery stories - and we are about to have a growing stream of stories about her planned wedding. I somehow don't think the former convicted drug dealer David Kelly - once released - is going to go ahead with this charade of a wedding to coke head Polo. He will probably be asking where his cut of the proceeds of all the wedding stories has gone . Polo is only your friend if you give her something she wants.
And this is Polo's pathetic existence - a charade of glamorous celebrity lifestyle manufactured for her social media followers - and lies and filtered photos manufactured to feed the media - she is never ever going to be the famous media and tv celebrity she once was able to command Β£200,000 fee for her participation in a tv show - she is famous now as a Cocaine addict selling her body online to strangers for cash with a deformed collapsing subsiding face and now a 'victim' of botched Turkish surgery.
None of her former media friends are going to put her through rehab and nobody is going to pay for her extensive and complex facial reconstruction surgery - every expensive rehab stint has failed - and she has ruined previous corrective surgery by failing to follow medical advice going back to Cocaine and having more surgery that ruins the previous corrective surgery.
That over inflated sex doll lip seals up her three nostrils.
How the f**k did she ever think a mere thread lift that is only supposed to pull together wrinkles and a bit of pumped fat was going to haul her nose back in place! There is no bone to hold it in place!
The deluded catfish crack bleep must surely realise that her nose is subsiding because the bone underneath had dropped dead - superficial cosmetic procedures on the surface aren't doing diddly squat - the thread lift is after they have done extensive reconstruction surgery and then plastic / cosmetic surgery and not before.
The entire media industry must know she is nothing but a lying crack bleep and she only has superficial cosmetic procedures and they knew the before and after pictures are exactly the same apart from her new sex doll lips and hamster cheeks - yet the perpetuate her lies and her filtered photos as reality because they give them page views and clicks and advertising revenue on her bullshit photos.
This in turn feeds Mrs Polo Crackwhore Kelly a steady stream of money that keeps her in
- her 'career' is nothing but selling tittle tattle, lies, drama, filtered photos to the media as the perpetual 'victim', lies about her career changes and jobs that never happen, the bikini, lingerie, glamour photo shoots, the jailbird boyfriend and wedding plans to David Kelly convicted leader of a drug gang and flogging heavily filtered videos and photos of her groping her surgically botched tits and fingering her hole to mentally deranged men online for cash. She has no 'home' base so flits from one sofa to another, she has no steady film or tv career, she can't offer anything about herself to tv producers apart from the 'shock' value of her unfiltered face with tales of woe about botched surgery.She isn't about to jet off to Ireland to star in a leading role of a film (unless it is a tale of a Β£5 a blow job crack bleep), she isn't about to film a 2 series Netflix show, her ghost written 3rd tell all book still hasn't been written, and her one woman West End show will probably be her talking to a group of drag Queens in the back room of a pub for a single evening - if it ever happens.
We are going to have months of poor me I'm a victim of botched Turkish surgery stories - and years of tales of corrective surgery stories - and we are about to have a growing stream of stories about her planned wedding. I somehow don't think the former convicted drug dealer David Kelly - once released - is going to go ahead with this charade of a wedding to coke head Polo. He will probably be asking where his cut of the proceeds of all the wedding stories has gone . Polo is only your friend if you give her something she wants.
And this is Polo's pathetic existence - a charade of glamorous celebrity lifestyle manufactured for her social media followers - and lies and filtered photos manufactured to feed the media - she is never ever going to be the famous media and tv celebrity she once was able to command Β£200,000 fee for her participation in a tv show - she is famous now as a Cocaine addict selling her body online to strangers for cash with a deformed collapsing subsiding face and now a 'victim' of botched Turkish surgery.
None of her former media friends are going to put her through rehab and nobody is going to pay for her extensive and complex facial reconstruction surgery - every expensive rehab stint has failed - and she has ruined previous corrective surgery by failing to follow medical advice going back to Cocaine and having more surgery that ruins the previous corrective surgery.
The latest...
And the second OscarRecap.(fab post kittens)
That over inflated sex doll lip seals up her three nostrils.
How the f**k did she ever think a mere thread lift that is only supposed to pull together wrinkles and a bit of pumped fat was going to haul her nose back in place! There is no bone to hold it in place!
The deluded catfish crack bleep must surely realise that her nose is subsiding because the bone underneath had dropped dead - superficial cosmetic procedures on the surface aren't doing diddly squat - the thread lift is after they have done extensive reconstruction surgery and then plastic / cosmetic surgery and not before.
The entire media industry must know she is nothing but a lying crack bleep and she only has superficial cosmetic procedures and they knew the before and after pictures are exactly the same apart from her new sex doll lips and hamster cheeks - yet the perpetuate her lies and her filtered photos as reality because they give them page views and clicks and advertising revenue on her bullshit photos.
This in turn feeds Mrs Polo Crackwhore Kelly a steady stream of money that keeps her in
She isn't about to jet off to Ireland to star in a leading role of a film (unless it is a tale of a Β£5 a blow job crack bleep), she isn't about to film a 2 series Netflix show, her ghost written 3rd tell all book still hasn't been written, and her one woman West End show will probably be her talking to a group of drag Queens in the back room of a pub for a single evening - if it ever happens.
We are going to have months of poor me I'm a victim of botched Turkish surgery stories - and years of tales of corrective surgery stories - and we are about to have a growing stream of stories about her planned wedding. I somehow don't think the former convicted drug dealer David Kelly - once released - is going to go ahead with this charade of a wedding to coke head Polo. He will probably be asking where his cut of the proceeds of all the wedding stories has gone . Polo is only your friend if you give her something she wants.
And this is Polo's pathetic existence - a charade of glamorous celebrity lifestyle manufactured for her social media followers - and lies and filtered photos manufactured to feed the media - she is never ever going to be the famous media and tv celebrity she once was able to command Β£200,000 fee for her participation in a tv show - she is famous now as a Cocaine addict selling her body online to strangers for cash with a deformed collapsing subsiding face and now a 'victim' of botched Turkish surgery.
None of her former media friends are going to put her through rehab and nobody is going to pay for her extensive and complex facial reconstruction surgery - every expensive rehab stint has failed - and she has ruined previous corrective surgery by failing to follow medical advice going back to Cocaine and having more surgery that ruins the previous corrective surgery.
goes to @Dollylovesshoes duck me that was amazing did you copy and paste and add in all the crack bleep references and sex doll lips and then just let rip bleeping pmsl here last staged papped pictures had the leopard or zebra print tatty trousers on and holding onto an empty suitcase, where abouts are unknown as the crack bleep is homeless and trying to bum someoneβs sofa in the UK to surf and snort and whistle on etc.,Latest stories
Thanks for the shout out Westcrack but youβre putting youre business bullshit lies out there so itβs not that hard to find youβre tit
quick edit: Holly has found some more of her bullshit!
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Jess yes I did copy and paste everything,itβs such a fab post,didnβt want to duck around with it.Thankyou so much first time ever done recap (mind you kittens post is superb) thatβs after three years of being a tatler.And the second Oscar
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Thanks for the shout out Westcrack but youβre putting youre business bullshit lies out there so itβs not that hard to find youβre tit
quick edit: Holly has found some more of her bullshit!
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WTF is she going on about? Oh I a,so see bleeping βSlimeyrymiβ new company βcoughβ.
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"Look good"??????
The only one talking shite here is Polo posting her memes - has she forgotten already last week's garbage about various surgeons ruining her beauty by forcing her to undergo endless surgeries?
Mrs Polo Crackwhore Kelly's life the past few months.
After years of pending facial reconstruction surgery stories in the media and a year of imminent surgery stories with the number of operations being whittled down from 5 to 1 with the locations switching from a NHS hospital in England to Turkey - we had 6 months of very imminent surgery stories, it was happening in 2 weeks time, next week, 10 days this weekend.
She moved to Portugal and then moved back to England and then moved back to Portugal. Finally she flew to Turkey for her much anticipated fifth and final surgery (spoiler she hadn't had 4 previous operations). She had 200 top surgeons across the World offering their services absolutely free - but out of her own pocket she paid for a top Turkish surgeon to rebuild her face.
As we all expected she had a mere cosmetic procedure of thread lifts and fat transfer with probably a bit of filler and Botox thrown in. No facial reconstruction surgery whatsoever - just a mere superficial cosmetic procedure.
After initially hailing her surgery as a great success she was spotted on the lash with her extra gash trying to gatecrash other peoples holidays.
Her post operation photos showed the same old Polo with hamster cheeks and over inflated sex doll lips that sealed up her three nostrils wearing a comedy bandage and plaster on her nose - the unfiltered photos were horrific and nearly every 1300 comments in the Daily Mail article ridiculed and mocked her.
Next she was 'rushed' to Portuguese A&E with her extra gash and there then followed a stream of botched Turkish surgery photos where she was blind in one eye, had lumps all over her body the size of tennis balls and was in excruciating pain.
At the same time, showing off her vast collection of swimwear of every colour under the sun, she was photographed multiple times at the same pool and same beach showing off her new head gash while her designer vagina was constantly trying to escape the ill fitting bikini bottoms. The unlucky holidaymakers were also confronted with the stomach churning sight of Polo getting out her misshapen breasts. It was obvious due to a translation error the Turkish post operation care notes said submerge your operation wounds in the sea as regular as possible to help increase the risk of infection as this will increase your chances of flogging your story to the media.
She fell out with Chad her agent - bet she feels stupid about getting the Daddy tattoo. She fell out with her Turkish surgeons but appears to have kissed and made up with at least one of them probably under the threat of legal action.
She is getting a Bully-X puppy called Elvis Presley - the media is full of stories about Bully-X dogs eating their owners or random strangers - as Polo has no home but appears to be on an endless round of sofa surfing who will she foist this poor dog onto is anyone's guess.
Her wedding to David Kelly of Bootle, Liverpool jailed for 9 years 9 months in March 2019 for being the head of a major drug gang is still on with stories of the romantic getaway they have planned with fantasy tales of wedding dresses and bridesmaids as if anyone really gives a duck. Big thankyou to celebrity gossip site Popbitch for exposing her mystery boyfriend as nothing more than a mere drug dealer.
We still have no clue about the mystery blockbuster film she is starring in that is apparently taking place in Ireland. She must be such a big star that the whole production is on hold - there is only one person who can play the role of a Β£5 a blow job crack bleep lurking in an Irish back alley ready to pounce on the drunk and drugged, the senile and mentally deranged.
Still no clues as to when Netflix are going to start filming the two whole series about Polo or when her third book is going to be released or when her one woman West End show is going to start. And I think we can rule out her opening her coffee and organic cake shop anytime soon.
She is still promoting her online sex work where for enough cash she will finger her hole and send you highly filtered photos and videos of her naked body in all its unnatural glistening glory.
Her daughter is still ignoring her despite Polo's increasingly desperate online pleas for her to contact her.
She has released a photo of how she looked 3 months ago - spoiler she has used NASA grade filters - the compliant media printed this blatant lie as a fact - she looks exactly the same as she looks now apart from the hamster cheeks and sex doll lips.
And now Polo is about to return to England. No longer under the control of Chad the Daddy.
We await the next chapter of the meaningless non existence of a cocaine addict former actress with a deformed drug ravaged face and no career.
I nearly forgot the biggest elephant in the room - the Police investigation of how an 80 year old pensioner was catfished online and parted from Β£80,000. All that has been released to the media is it involves a former Eastenders actress who has the same age as Polo!
After years of pending facial reconstruction surgery stories in the media and a year of imminent surgery stories with the number of operations being whittled down from 5 to 1 with the locations switching from a NHS hospital in England to Turkey - we had 6 months of very imminent surgery stories, it was happening in 2 weeks time, next week, 10 days this weekend.
She moved to Portugal and then moved back to England and then moved back to Portugal. Finally she flew to Turkey for her much anticipated fifth and final surgery (spoiler she hadn't had 4 previous operations). She had 200 top surgeons across the World offering their services absolutely free - but out of her own pocket she paid for a top Turkish surgeon to rebuild her face.
As we all expected she had a mere cosmetic procedure of thread lifts and fat transfer with probably a bit of filler and Botox thrown in. No facial reconstruction surgery whatsoever - just a mere superficial cosmetic procedure.
After initially hailing her surgery as a great success she was spotted on the lash with her extra gash trying to gatecrash other peoples holidays.
Her post operation photos showed the same old Polo with hamster cheeks and over inflated sex doll lips that sealed up her three nostrils wearing a comedy bandage and plaster on her nose - the unfiltered photos were horrific and nearly every 1300 comments in the Daily Mail article ridiculed and mocked her.
Next she was 'rushed' to Portuguese A&E with her extra gash and there then followed a stream of botched Turkish surgery photos where she was blind in one eye, had lumps all over her body the size of tennis balls and was in excruciating pain.
At the same time, showing off her vast collection of swimwear of every colour under the sun, she was photographed multiple times at the same pool and same beach showing off her new head gash while her designer vagina was constantly trying to escape the ill fitting bikini bottoms. The unlucky holidaymakers were also confronted with the stomach churning sight of Polo getting out her misshapen breasts. It was obvious due to a translation error the Turkish post operation care notes said submerge your operation wounds in the sea as regular as possible to help increase the risk of infection as this will increase your chances of flogging your story to the media.
She fell out with Chad her agent - bet she feels stupid about getting the Daddy tattoo. She fell out with her Turkish surgeons but appears to have kissed and made up with at least one of them probably under the threat of legal action.
She is getting a Bully-X puppy called Elvis Presley - the media is full of stories about Bully-X dogs eating their owners or random strangers - as Polo has no home but appears to be on an endless round of sofa surfing who will she foist this poor dog onto is anyone's guess.
Her wedding to David Kelly of Bootle, Liverpool jailed for 9 years 9 months in March 2019 for being the head of a major drug gang is still on with stories of the romantic getaway they have planned with fantasy tales of wedding dresses and bridesmaids as if anyone really gives a duck. Big thankyou to celebrity gossip site Popbitch for exposing her mystery boyfriend as nothing more than a mere drug dealer.
We still have no clue about the mystery blockbuster film she is starring in that is apparently taking place in Ireland. She must be such a big star that the whole production is on hold - there is only one person who can play the role of a Β£5 a blow job crack bleep lurking in an Irish back alley ready to pounce on the drunk and drugged, the senile and mentally deranged.
Still no clues as to when Netflix are going to start filming the two whole series about Polo or when her third book is going to be released or when her one woman West End show is going to start. And I think we can rule out her opening her coffee and organic cake shop anytime soon.
She is still promoting her online sex work where for enough cash she will finger her hole and send you highly filtered photos and videos of her naked body in all its unnatural glistening glory.
Her daughter is still ignoring her despite Polo's increasingly desperate online pleas for her to contact her.
She has released a photo of how she looked 3 months ago - spoiler she has used NASA grade filters - the compliant media printed this blatant lie as a fact - she looks exactly the same as she looks now apart from the hamster cheeks and sex doll lips.
And now Polo is about to return to England. No longer under the control of Chad the Daddy.
We await the next chapter of the meaningless non existence of a cocaine addict former actress with a deformed drug ravaged face and no career.
I nearly forgot the biggest elephant in the room - the Police investigation of how an 80 year old pensioner was catfished online and parted from Β£80,000. All that has been released to the media is it involves a former Eastenders actress who has the same age as Polo!
Going to get a cup of coffee to read through the above ^
Iβve just run and got thee choccky digestives.Going to get a cup of coffee to read through the above ^
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Fab,Brilliant post as usual kittens..made me pig out on biccies.
Perhaps might I suggest an Irish coffee because itβs another masterpiece from kittensGoing to get a cup of coffee to read through the above ^
that I even forgot some of the tit that crack bag has done but kittens reminds the readers 
Where did yous discover sheβs not with Chaddy? I thought they made up as she still has him on her tit link tree as her management but not on her bio?? Just the lazy witch cba to remove it? Its the most pathetic link tree Iβve ever seen tbh She could have made up with Daddy Chad sometimes it is so hard to follow all her non dramas and bullshit! Strange though all her recent media photos are going out via Backgrid and not Daddy the Agency - I suspect all her bikini, pool, beach, topless photoshoots were taken on the same day but with different outfit change between each shoot and then Backgrid release them over several weeks to increase the coverage and income.Perhaps might I suggest an Irish coffee because itβs another masterpiece from kittens
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