Dancing on ice

[Gym&Tonic]

This show is falling apart. Clearly something is wrong behind the scenes with the number of injuries and positive Covid tests. There were never this many injuries in the shows first run. The show was always dangerous, but I think only Michael Underwood had to pull out due to injury because he broke his foot, and that’s over an eight years period!

They’re obviously not as covid safe as they should be either. Strictly only had Katya Jones test positive, and she never passed it on to anyone else, even her partner!

 

[Restless Native]

Several times - she had to sit out twice in the season due to him dropping her.

Irony in that somewhere considering he was a goalie

 

[Kat5998]

I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about Myleene which pisses me off

 

[Rayne]

Imagine training for years to be a pro skater and then you get asked to ice dance to Rita Ora’s dire performance. I bet they had to listen to that shit all week in rehearsals too

 

[Gym&Tonic]

She’s not used to be not being the best is she?

 

[kettlekitten]

Mrs Merton interviewing Rebecka
‘So what first attracted you to the multimillionaire Jamie Vardy?’

Bloody hell! He fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

 

[Remotecontrol]

I’m never too sure about Rufus. He’s really talented (I saw him in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels on stage and he was fab) but I get a weird vibe off him, even back to celeb juice days. He seems very defensive and I didn’t really feel his emotion was authentic last weekend

 

[Tublet83]

Can’t see Billie staying in next week, she will have to milk the sympathy vote big style

 

[calmyourritas]

No I’m dying of embarrassment for her with that rap

 

[orangelolly]

Mark Hanretty, Billie's professional, is the same every year. Picks his partner up, puts them down, pulls them round, picks them up, puts them down. No solo skating whatsoever!

 

[Beefymcbeefy]

How fuming is Myleene

 

[calmyourritas]

Feel a bit sorry for Matt

 

[Readread]

Arfaaaa is so cute

Arfa's little chubby cheeks are the cutest thing ever

 

[Cereal Killer]

Rebecca has sliced her partner’s face open and now his shin

 

[Tublet83]

I’m a terrible person, but you know what’s coming... “I’m back and I’m skating for Grandma, for the sympathy vote”

 

[calmyourritas]

Who’s here??? I’m ready!!

Hoping some of my Strictly lovelies are over here

 

[Kat5998]

is the show now called Piano playing on Ice? I didn’t fucking think so

 

[Cereal Killer]

Myleene’s face waiting for the results is a picture

 

[calmyourritas]

Their ages when on the show were 29,20,24,18. Not one celeb over 30! Can’t think of any other pro on any DOI/SCD version who has had 4 young ones in a row. Even if they don’t want to give her the oldest guy, why not someone in the 35-49 age bracket - surely she could handle them? It seems odd to me.

Does it blow anyone else’s mind that Perri is older than Wes?? I always forget how young he is

 

[BelleAmie]

How the fuck did Billie get through, she was stiff as a board and barely skated at all!