Dan Wheeler #21 Wheelie Bin & the Temple of Turnips

[RachRN86]

I’m having the sleeve in 3 weeks, not even looking at that post or want to hear what he has to say on it - I heard enough of his crap on this subject when Luke took him to school on it - I’ll take discussing with my Consultant who specialises in it and qualified dieticians and my personal history discussed with my GP over an overweight, drug taking unqualified scammer of a Turnip on the internet any day of the week, mate.

Your post is amazing and I’m excited to put in some hard graft as well with this new tool to help, as that’s what it is another tool to help us with the work we will have to put in - it’s certainly not a magic wand and poof you’re now not overweight which is what he’s leaning to with that click bait post!

My best friend has had a sleeve and she has had amazing results. She's lost 13 stone and had a baby in that time and continued to maintain her weight. Good luck

 

[Anamethatisatleast25chara]

My best friend has had a sleeve and she has had amazing results. She's lost 13 stone and had a baby in that time and continued to maintain her weight. Good luck

Thank you so much - I hear loads of positive stories after really researching, follow a couple of people
on TT who’ve had it done - I want/need to lose 10 stone to be healthy again, it’s not a solution I’ve come to as the first one I’ve done everything so no Wheeler this is not cheating - this is just amazing what your best friend has done - she has had to work hard for those results as will I so no Turnip it’s not cheating or an easy way out nor is choosing to give up my house deposit funds to pay for this which to me is saving my life so it’s worth that to me.

 

[sofaz56]

Strange tt follow today who seems to be following alot of us Jesustoldmeiamgod

They've followed me too!

 

[Wallywombat]

They've followed me too!

Yep lots of us , I blocked just sounded like something he would call himself lol

 

[Spongranch]

Sunday Sermon from the Turnip Temple

Lesson One from the top turnip, number one oracle and High Priest of ...........well being "high" really!

" There are only two types of people, those going forward and those holding you back" DW from TT today.

Thanks, Danny I thought the world was more complex but now it's only down to two types of people. I guess Hitler was just going forward with world domination and those pesky Allies were just trying to hold him back. Same with Putin I guess.

Danny let me promise you this:

1. I will never hold you back if you want to get some qualifications in nutrition, psychology, or exercise
2. I will never hold you back if you want to recruit anyone to the Turnip Temple with any relevant qualifications
3. I will never hold you back if you want to pick up the phone to HMRC
4. I will never hold you back if you want to pursue a new career, one outside of the industry you profess to be in
5. I will never hold you back if you put a dark cloth over your webcam and cease your mirthless daily rambling, just like putting a cloth over a noisy birdcage.

Danny thank you for your wise words, I guess your Sunday Sermon from the Turnip Temple, will change the way we see the world forever. Books will be burned, Universities closed, psychologists will have to retrain as decent honest driveway and guttering cleaners ( nothing wrong with that) and all because of your profound knowledge which you have shared with us today. We are so grateful that you are blessing us with these wise thoughts which could be original or selectively extracted from a mid-1970s self-help paperback.

Danny, I look forward to your next sermon, you are truly "changing lives" which I know is all you do! I feel so " wheelered" and it's just liberating like a lobotomy but with no need for an anaesthetic.

 

[IfTheCapFits]

Aye, that'll work Danny boy, genius!

 

[Chiligirl13]

Aye, that'll work Danny boy, genius!

Can’t wait to see the outcome of this! What happens if the “guest” disagrees with him? There won’t be anyone worth any salt on there because anyone with any brains can see he’s a complete idiot! Only people who fit in with his narrative will be allowed to speak….he’s obviously after other TT accounts that have some traction - similar to what he did with Leah.

 

[JCMSadie]

Aye, that'll work Danny boy, genius!

Imagine launching a daily, 4hr "show" that promises (among other bullshit that will never materialise) guests...and not have any lined up beforehand


And on the "surgery is cheating" shite - cheating?! Weight loss isn't a game, and you aren't competing with anyone else. It isn't as if there's only one way to do it and any other way isn't "real". If there was a machine that removed all excess fat and issues related to a bad relationship with food at the touch of a button - you pressed that button and were instantly the ideal weight for you - that STILL wouldn't be cheating. Because there's no such thing, it's just a way for Whanker to make other people feel bad.

Plus, by calling it cheating he's implying it works...but according to him it doesn't. So which is it, Whanker?

 

[Debs98]

Todays talking points; hes definitely NOT high.

Also, where do the family go when he's "filming"?

Haha oh this did make me laugh

1. Gervais (9.58)
2. Rogan (9.57) - yeah that's how time rankings work in his 100m analogy? 0.01 second faster is now silver medal

When he said how much Musk and Cox have influenced him and hopes it shows!!!



(A little bit of wee came out)

 

[Mrsdon]

I had a follow from him/her too! Most odd as my name on TT is different to what is here!

Same but it said I was following them too, definitely didn’t follow unless they have changed their name recently

 

[Debs98]

I'm so annoyed about the batiatric surgery comments. I've had a bypass, it's definitely not cheating. Had it two and a half years now, lost 7 stone and kept it off through hard work and dedication.

He's just still upset that he lost his bariatric argument with Luke Hanna so looking for validation wherever he can find it from his turnips.

You'd tell him your amazing results and he say straight to your face "no you haven't"

That's because he's a twit Shivla.

Good for you on your loss - he's clueless

 

[JCMSadie]

He's just jealous he can't afford one...

 

[sarah tonin]

Haha oh this did make me laugh

1. Gervais (9.58)
2. Rogan (9.57) - yeah that's how time rankings work in his 100m analogy? 0.01 second faster is now silver medal

When he said how much Musk and Cox have influenced him and hopes it shows!!!



(A little bit of wee came out)

I like joes podcasts, but a comedian on par with Ricky? and no women

 

[Imnotsureyouknow]

If you're triggered thats your fault jeez

Haha oh this did make me laugh

1. Gervais (9.58)
2. Rogan (9.57) - yeah that's how time rankings work in his 100m analogy? 0.01 second faster is now silver medal

When he said how much Musk and Cox have influenced him and hopes it shows!!!



(A little bit of wee came out)

You know what he meant you sad troll

Strange tt follow today who seems to be following alot of us Jesustoldmeiamgod

Yep

 

[Yuppie]

#95 checking in

 

[Debs98]

You know what he meant you sad troll

Attention to detail is important (Didn't Wheelie say so..)

I'm a proud pedant

 

[Yuppie]

Aye, that'll work Danny boy, genius!

I wonder if he will ask to see the qualifications of anyone who might take him up on this??

 

[GeordieMunchkin666]

I wonder if he will ask to see the qualifications of anyone who might take him up on this??

I hope they ask to see his

 

[Imnotsureyouknow]

I hope they ask to see his

Where did you train, Dan?

Oh I havent but Ive 12 years experience and I know this stuff really well.

Self taught?

Yeah dude, if you have an opinion, you search that opinion and youll find a web page to support it. I always do my research Im a science guy.

Wait....hold up....

Does he actually think he's funny? I mean like a decent comedian? Hes studied the craft and wants to make people laugh?

Also

 

[itsme!1983]

I now laugh everytime I open tattle and see “Wheelie bin and his temple of turnips” Daniel..dude…gang..lengad I would actually tune in to watch your 4 hour horror show if you retitled it the above. If you want to increase your number of viewers from 3 to 4 tomorrow you know what you need to do!