Dahlia Beach

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Congratulations you are now famous on her Instagram reel 😂
I just saw it lol. Well she was crying into the screen this week tho wasn't she? "Boo hoo.......we dug all those holes and the grounds gone hard and I've had to pull everyone out of the warehouse and i spent £700 of my own money on compost blah blah".....

You are a silly cow. Watching you stumble from one chaotic drama to another is boring Af and standard practice for you. It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic.
So you come over here and read about yourself?....... silly silly cow!
 
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Also it feels kinda cool to be living in your head .....rent free. Oh and just for the record I did laugh over my coffee this morning.....the comments section was the best .....although I do think you should admit to your sheeple that it wasn't actually a comment left on a post but one you read about yourself on a gossip because you actively sought to read about yourself. Thanks for the laugh......today is gonna be a good day 👍😆
 
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Tell me you post your life on insta for validation from strangers then constantly feel the need to address what the good folk of Tattle are discussing about you without telling me you post your life on insta for validation from strangers then constantly feel the need....blah blah....I'll go first......or maybe Andy, you'd like to go first.
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See this is the problem if you come over here and read about yourself. It slowly drives you mad. Do it at your peril.
 
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And I'm sure she's slightly changed the story about why she was banned. It's now to do with a delivery but not sure she actually said this last year
 
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Sure she said last year she had given her security pass to someone else to use
 
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Sure she said last year she had given her security pass to someone else to use
Yeah she did, I feel she's changing the narrative of the story now, to say it was for a delivery. I can't recall her mentioning that fact, unless I missed it! Also who is asking her if she is doing Chelsea, those who were around last year, know what happened!
 
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She's very up and down isn't she?, i cant imagine being around someone like her, obviously got a bad case of fomo at missing Chelsea, her own doing tho.
Does the husband spend his entire life trying to please her? Leave your job, nope now go back to it, dig holes, plant my tubers, give up drink.......she's hard work.
 
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What shall I write about next to give her ideas for her next lot of posts......let me see🤔 ......BRB......
 
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I’ve just seen another dahlia flower farm I follow on Instagram with their first blooms of the season heading to the farmers markets in London; hasnt she just put hers in the ground? 🤣 talk about cutting her season short, says how short the cropping is etc when in reality if she had planned and been more organised she could have been at farmers markets from early June into September 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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What shall I write about next to give her ideas for her next lot of posts......let me see🤔 ......BRB......
Seriously? Who knew that other people's social media highlights show bugger all about reality!!!!!!
She works in the trade, how can she need a podcast to tell her this? And if you need to be told that rom coms aren't reality then I really question whether you are of sound mind to get married.

*Looking forward to her follow up on your next suggestion! 🤣
 

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ANOTHER holiday? When does this ever so successful (not) flower grower actually do any work? Maybe that's why her business is a chaotic mess cos she's doesn't commit and is only playing at it.

I'll await the reply in a reel...........
 
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ANOTHER holiday? When does this ever so successful (not) flower grower actually do any work? Maybe that's why her business is a chaotic mess cos she's doesn't commit and is only playing at it.

I'll await the reply in a reel...........
Yes another holiday 🙄 she must have a good team behind her to keep taking all this time off. I would have thought this time of year should be really busy.
 
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Oh god have you seen the latest reel?
Yes that will teach you for going on holiday while the thing that brings you income is in its most vulnerable stage!
I thought the point of those membranes was to slightly cover them with soil so slugs etc can’t find a nice home under them and then eat you entire crop…
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It's like she's not that bothered at all about the flower farm
 
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Absolutely everyone I know growing veg or flowers has been over run by slugs this year. It’s on all my gardening Facebook groups and Instagram. It’s in our village newsletter even. So why has this lemon completely missed the memo. The membrane whilst suppressing weeds is all ruched up at the edges and looks like a wonderful place for slugs and snails to retreat to after a nice midnight feast. I’ve been out with my head torch on my dahlias (I’ve about 20 or so) and literally can collect a hundred in an evening. She must be thick as tit. And yes slugs and snails will eat stalks as well as leaves ypu dopey cow.
 
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Absolutely everyone I know growing veg or flowers has been over run by slugs this year. It’s on all my gardening Facebook groups and Instagram. It’s in our village newsletter even. So why has this lemon completely missed the memo. The membrane whilst suppressing weeds is all ruched up at the edges and looks like a wonderful place for slugs and snails to retreat to after a nice midnight feast. I’ve been out with my head torch on my dahlias (I’ve about 20 or so) and literally can collect a hundred in an evening. She must be thick as tit. And yes slugs and snails will eat stalks as well as leaves ypu dopey cow.
I lost some to slugs & they ate the inside of it. I did see a tip of putting copper coins around the plants, so far this seems to be working on the remaining ones!
 
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