Prob lie about going over to Ukraine to fight and save the day. Fed tons of them over there and took on two more kids. Obviously he's the only guy to ever do something like this.
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Maybe he’s housing some of the refugees in his caravan
I think that’s his only form of income at the minute
, he’ll be charging them while making out he’s a saintHere's my salt and chilli chicken recipe that I came up with whilst I was over taking putin out.
Omg have you seen the teaser he’s just left us with on insta , eeeccck I’m so excited to hear what he has in store for us now
He’s partnered with Simba mattresses! Alright for some!!!
He’s clearly been scouting around and will take anything he can get. I can’t even imagine how many companies he’ll have hounded in order to get someone. Because there’s no way, with such large gaps of inactivity and the poor quality of content, that he’s been approached by anyone. He’s chased people
Just the long drawn out wait just to tell us all that he was reviewing a mattress , I can smell the desperation from here
Exactly usually those types of ads are a quick story every now and then
"reveals" are usually done for big brands and collabsThese mattresses are everywhere, does he really think his followers are going to be jumping on their site because ‘Simon said’ it’s a good mattress , give overExactly usually those types of ads are a quick story every now and then
Scraping the barrel now.
This is bloody brilliant so sad
so sad
Honestly he is the pinnacle of desperation to be ‘famous’He really is full of tit
Never happened did it 
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