Told ya. What a c*nt eh
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The new videos are just getting worse and worse. Too bright lighting, echoey tinny sound, I thought he had fancy new equipment? It’s so poor. All the weird overly aggressive actions and speech, the random glances and weird attempts at being quirky and funny, he just looks like a tit. He’s so wooden, and his monotone voice is still there. He’s so forced and try hard. God only knows why he thinks he’s cut out for making videos/tv work, he has the personality of a boiled potato. Mr Bland 
OmgThe new videos are just getting worse and worse. Too bright lighting, echoey tinny sound, I thought he had fancy new equipment? It’s so poor. All the weird overly aggressive actions and speech, the random glances and weird attempts at being quirky and funny, he just looks like a tit. He’s so wooden, and his monotone voice is still there. He’s so forced and try hard. God only knows why he thinks he’s cut out for making videos/tv work, he has the personality of a boiled potato. Mr Bland
, so so true, he honestly thinks so highly of himself . I bet those aftershave smelt absolutely rank tooHe thinks he is a ‘brand’ !!!
Who knew he was disabled? Wearing a lovely knock off balmain jacket too. Celeb spotting is such fun!
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Hes an absolute pon. His recipes today consists of basically a meat, a carb source and a sauce
He’s not talking about the 17 year old girl he’s shacked up with yet then…
Autocorrected to ponce... meant to say pon
I take it certain words get censored.
Takes a special kind of fool to advertise a private reg and still park in disabled spaces. Hilarious that he’s still insisting on wearing that fake Balmain crap that he swears is real. ‘I got it in Dubai!!’ Simon, Balmain Paris, doesn’t have a store in Dubai. A whole other company set up and registered in Dubai to trade using the name Balmain, it has no connection or affiliation to the brand you think you’re repping. It’s as close to real Balmain as you are to being a real chef
Is this true?
What an absolute wick
He dresses like a 17year old that’s for sure
Yes I’m afraid so they met on TikTokTakes a special kind of fool to advertise a private reg and still park in disabled spaces. Hilarious that he’s still insisting on wearing that fake Balmain crap that he swears is real. ‘I got it in Dubai!!’ Simon, Balmain Paris, doesn’t have a store in Dubai. A whole other company set up and registered in Dubai to trade using the name Balmain, it has no connection or affiliation to the brand you think you’re repping. It’s as close to real Balmain as you are to being a real chef
Is this true?
That’s gross. You’d think 32 was too young for a mid life crisis, yet here we are. Imagine being 32 and having a girlfriend closer in age to your high school aged son. Utter loser
I preferred it the first time round
It’s so very wrong, I wouldn’t be happy if it was one of my daughters dating a man of that age
Cannot cope with the chicken boobies and slamming that chopping board down so aggressively 
As the parent of a 17 year old, who still qualifies for CHILD benefit, I’d be horrified and put a stop to it right away. Legally, a 17 year old is still a child. It’s disturbing.I preferred it the first time round
It’s so very wrong, I wouldn’t be happy if it was one of my daughters dating a man of that age
Yes I completely with you, one of my daughters is 20 and I still wouldn’t be too happy about it until she was much older
Maximum cringe. Trying far too hard to look and sound cool. But just sounds like a creepy sad sack. Really struggling for any decent or original content now. Especially after being outed for copying other people's recipes. Will have to try and come up with his own now, which we all know he can't as he's not even a cook never mind a chefCannot cope with the chicken boobies and slamming that chopping board down so aggressively
So has dad the creep just gave up on social media? Not seen much on insta. Don't have tik tok
Nothing much there. The lack of arm length and the growing belly is quite obvious in his videos now. Where’s the purple food truck and the award winning chef we were all promised. I smell eau de simonnnn with notes of tit, garlic and Blackpool all mixed into one
He’s been posting just a few more on tik tok, but not many, 3 after the last on insta. All still crap, repeated copied recipes and that made up accent still going strong. Comments and interactions are seriously dwindled. He’s clutching at very short straws
Lack of arm length and growing belly, I’m dying
Poor Dad the Dumpling. He’s like an egg on little legs