You are so wrong. The saintly man does this every week and did you ever hear him mention one of the kids isn’t his biological son???? That’s probably a bit of news for you
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Supposedly he's the only guy in history to have looked after a stepsonYou are so wrong. The saintly man does this every week and did you ever hear him mention one of the kids isn’t his biological son???? That’s probably a bit of news for you
You probably also don’t know, but 12 years ago, he was homeless for 3 months, living in his car, because he chose to buy a car to resell instead of paying his rent. It’s something he doesn’t really talk about, so you probably have no idea about that either. It’s not like he ever tried to make it his whole identity, he’d never do thatYou are so wrong. The saintly man does this every week and did you ever hear him mention one of the kids isn’t his biological son???? That’s probably a bit of news for you
You probably don’t know that he made his own aftershave for his recruitment company to be unique. Eau de bullshite (true though he gave one to my friend)
He made his own aftershave?!?! I’m dying!! That is hilarious
I bet he had some cheesy catchphrase with it, smell like success, or something. His own aftershave. Lmao how desperate for fame can one person be. He can keep his aftershave, he reeks of desperationIt had his logo on the front from what I remember I never smelt it just got a Snapchat sent to me 
Sorry. I just cannot cope. I’m howling laughing here. You guya are just hysterical. The cut of him - small large weird bollox with an aftershave name after him. Was it called Siiiiiimon or Dad the wick/fool/Sick????It had his logo on the front from what I remember I never smelt it just got a Snapchat sent to me
What an absolute gem this has been finding this !!! I have been following this car crash of a human being before he was even “dad the d1ck” we had a rather nasty run in with the gremlin in his recruitment days and he was a joke then and a even bigger joke now.
Just a few treats for you all , he even attempted a ‘simons estate’ plans and everything for ‘his’ building career, along with ‘his’ tanning salons, ‘his’ clothing business and not forgetting his steak bake to his candidates and clients recruitment days !!!
Just a few treats for you all , he even attempted a ‘simons estate’ plans and everything for ‘his’ building career
, along with ‘his’ tanning salons, ‘his’ clothing business and not forgetting his steak bake to his candidates and clients recruitment days !!!Omg the steak bakes bleeping legend we forgot about that. He really does fancy getting his tiny hands in all the piesWhat an absolute gem this has been finding this !!! I have been following this car crash of a human being before he was even “dad the d1ck” we had a rather nasty run in with the gremlin in his recruitment days and he was a joke then and a even bigger joke now.
Just a few treats for you all , he even attempted a ‘simons estate’ plans and everything for ‘his’ building career
It’s been radio silence from him for a week now surely ?Omg the steak bakes bleeping legend we forgot about that. He really does fancy getting his tiny hands in all the pies
No idea to be fair not looked forgot he existed until your comment. But, are you actually Dadthedish playing victim
Most definitely notNo idea to be fair not looked forgot he existed until your comment. But, are you actually Dadthedish playing victim
, I’ve got better things to do than rip off other people’s recipes and pretend to be the only step parent in the uk What is the steak bake story?Omg the steak bakes bleeping legend we forgot about that. He really does fancy getting his tiny hands in all the pies
When he used to visit people in their placements or businesses looking for recruitment he would bring in steak bakes for everyone if I remember rightly @vic1m ?
So Simple Simon was a pieman?
HahahahahahahahahaahhaahSo Simple Simon was a pieman?
Yep in deed , a ginsters one to be exact, and even had cringey pictures taken with managers who he was handing them too, was just a joke in the recruitment world , wasting time doing that rather than actually working
I think they’d rather him not turn up at all to be honestSo Simple Simon was a pieman?
Seems like he has given up on Instagram. Not even a sympathy seeking post over the weekend there.
Not 1 over used picture of him in his ex girlfriend’s house, no pizza under a tree no nothing, i wonder if he’s still even got his studio at Ribby Hall, I drive past there every day for work, it might be worth calling in and asking
could say i’m a concerned follower as clearly his life has falling apart