I still don't get why a crappy instagrammer actually needed an assistant....
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Sex driven. The term Assistant was very loose. She’s a smart pretty girl that he wanted to show off as a trophy- but why not have his assistant working on his administration, accounts, paperwork in the background- behind the scenes????? That’s what most PAs do. Niamh wore see through blouses and high heels - for scrubbing and vacuuming. Not right at all.
He never needed one, he just thought it made him sound successful and busy, he’s a bum who wants fast track fame and success, without putting the work in. Plus she could do the thinking that he doesn’t have the imagination and originality to do himself. Same as why he ‘needed a studio’, he doesn’t, but it sounds impressive and like he’s built something bigger than he actually had. All smoke and mirrors
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Have you see Niamh’s latest Instagram post? It sums the whole situation up with Dad the fool. Goes along the lines of thanking people around her and taking time to focus on herself after the odd few months she had. If I were him I would be seriously shaking in my boots.
She’s got a new job as well working for an actual real brand, Mountain Joe’s. Good on her for getting out.
Good for her. I hope she reads this and sees how happy we are for her leaving dad the fool behind. I hope she’s happy in her new job, where I’m sure she’ll be able to just do her work without having to baby sit and stroke the ego of a chubby little man baby. I bet mountain joes aren’t bragging about providing her with a chair, a desk, a computer and stationery, you know, the bare minimum requirements a workplace usually offers, before she starts.
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Absolutely. The world and his mother saw how cringe it was. When you’re in the thick of it you don’t see things so clearly. I hope she exposes him for what he is. She’s too much of a kind hearted lady - so she’ll probably let him away with it.
Guys. He’s seriously rattled. If ye are still not blocked- look at his post on Instagram tonight. Poor kids used as a pawn. Announcement about Niamh. Offering his services as a reviewer. Looking for some idiot to review videos from home. You bloody dope. Do not say that 
That post is also an fu to Niamh, her recent one was also from lytham house. That’s just creepy stalker behaviour. But once again, tell us you don’t read this Simon? You’ve literally addressed several points that have been mentioned, including conflict of interest, paid posts/not declaring ads, poor video quality. We’ve given you a to do list it seems. But what you won’t get right will be authentic, self thought, self planned recipes. Because you can’t actually cook you goonGuys. He’s seriously rattled. If ye are still not blocked- look at his post on Instagram tonight. Poor kids used as a pawn. Announcement about Niamh. Offering his services as a reviewer. Looking for some idiot to review videos from home. You bloody dope. Do not say that
I have to say thanks though, to Simon, for giving me a laugh tonight. The thought of him, driving around, delivering his deep fried meals on wheels to his adoring fan in each town, frying babybels by day, chasing the poor girls of the town by night. What a treat that will be for wherever he lands
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Definitely not a recent picture they are wearing shorts and t shirts and we are in the middle of a storm but clearly Lytham house.That post is also an fu to Niamh, her recent one was also from lytham house. That’s just creepy stalker behaviour. But once again, tell us you don’t read this Simon? You’ve literally addressed several points that have been mentioned, including conflict of interest, paid posts/not declaring ads, poor video quality. We’ve given you a to do list it seems. But what you won’t get right will be authentic, self thought, self planned recipes. Because you can’t actually cook you goon
I have to say thanks though, to Simon, for giving me a laugh tonight. The thought of him, driving around, delivering his deep fried meals on wheels to his adoring fan in each town, frying babybels by day, chasing the poor girls of the town by night. What a treat that will be for wherever he lands
I’m newish to tattle !! I came on here looking for another influencer. I’ve always had a icky feeling about Dad the dish. When he first was looking for a assistant, I thought I bet he chooses a beautiful woman. Well their whole relationship gave me the ick. I just felt scared for her. I kept following them both and thought recently somethings gone wrong with them. Come to Tattle to find out why & all I can say is OMG 
I also just see this on her post. So now I’m super curious.
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This is great as Simon can't delete this. Well done.I’m newish to tattle !! I came on here looking for another influencer. I’ve always had a icky feeling about Dad the dish. When he first was looking for a assistant, I thought I bet he chooses a beautiful woman. Well their whole relationship gave me the ick. I just felt scared for her. I kept following them both and thought recently somethings gone wrong with them. Come to Tattle to find out why & all I can say is OMG
What in God's name is he doing.... putting fillet steak on a burger.... proper weird combo that one. Running out of ideas
I was thinking the same. The stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Makes no sense. Goes to show Niamh was the creative one. You’d wonder what will become of him now.
All his posts are gone. There’s only real old stuff. Weird.
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He regularly wastes great cuts of meat on ways that ruin their qualities. Like when he shreds rib eye up for a sandwich. But peppercorn sauce with beef. That just genius, however would anyone have thought of that? Good god though, how tight does that stupid leather apron look?
Simon, you can stop with the ‘I should call her’, we all know, Mr 7 at a time, she’s blocked you
I’d love to know what happened with Niamh. It was obvious the moment he revealed that he had hired her the reason she got the job. He’s comes across as such a creep, he makes my skin crawl
I’d say he had the hots for her - f€cking d&ck. Why hire Miss Preston to promote your crap tit€ business???? To be fair she played along with it. I know she believed his lies about international travel, TV appearances and PR stunts
The amount of posters who wondered why he’d taken on a model/beauty Queen were through the roof
It's the weekend. Must be time for a recycled photo in a cafe with his boys for the regular sympathy post