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Why does she think anyone is interested in watching her dance around all the time like some giggly pre-teen on tik tok? It’s so bizarre to think that this woman is 37 yrs old.
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It DEFINITELY hasn't been 6 weeks. But that's Crystal for ya!!
It's REALLY bizarre! She spends more time playing to the camera than she does working. She's addicted to filming herself.
You can’t let the shop go because YOURE STUCK IN A LEASE like most businesses, who don’t just change their minds every week or so on what their business is or offers!!
Says the woman who was absolutely beside herself giddy that she could brag about her sugar daddy’s house and cars, 24-7, until he kicked her to the curb.
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Crystal doesn’t have location freedom (though I suppose she doesn’t let her sons tie her down
), financial freedom (as if) or even time freedom (gotta keep hustling), LET ALONE a nice car or a big house.Crystal has a dog she’s happy to leave with transient flatmates; two sons she barely sees; a car that breaks down and she can’t afford to repair unless she sleeps on the beach; a plywood rental in Byron Not Byron she can’t afford without it being a house share; and a shopfront rental in a country town.
Where’s the freedom again?
You’re still not a solo mum, Crystal. You’re a part-time, part-time mum. You can’t even bear to spend a full two weeks with your kids.
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Does she think this is a personality trait or something?! Your kids were taken off you by a court!? Which I can assure you takes ALOT. And you successfully did it twice for duck sake.
Be grateful you see them in the holidays because you sure as tit contribute nothing more.
I would be willing to bet she doesn’t even pay child support for them either.
Your last love? Love? 
Are you referring to the 3 weeks (maybe 2) that you spent galavanting around grandpa boyfriend’s house, making sure you documented every nice thing he owned so you could brag about it for Insta content? And sneaking a picture of him asleep because he had obviously explicitly told you to respect his privacy and leave him out of your childish posts and you ignored him? Was that the “love” you’re talking about?
Because we’re all pretty sure that was just an older man getting some young tail following his divorce and nothing more. But you keep on dreaming, boss babe.
Are you referring to the 3 weeks (maybe 2) that you spent galavanting around grandpa boyfriend’s house, making sure you documented every nice thing he owned so you could brag about it for Insta content? And sneaking a picture of him asleep because he had obviously explicitly told you to respect his privacy and leave him out of your childish posts and you ignored him? Was that the “love” you’re talking about?
Because we’re all pretty sure that was just an older man getting some young tail following his divorce and nothing more. But you keep on dreaming, boss babe.
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Phew!! I don't know about you guys but I don't think I could've gotten through my night if I didn't know where Crystal was working from today! Does she want us feeling sorry for her?
And that looks like her bed at the rental. I thought she said she'd be working at the bush all week?? Or maybe I'm wrong. I can't keep up with her.
And that looks like her bed at the rental. I thought she said she'd be working at the bush all week?? Or maybe I'm wrong. I can't keep up with her.
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Every photo she posts of her “working” always looks like the most uncomfortable position. Pretty obvious the extent of her work is setting up the instagram pic then loving herself sick as she decides which ones to post for the next few hours.
Interesting how she tries to make her sisters career about her. “we yodeled once”, “inspired by my last love”. I was expecting the inspo song to be an acoustic version of gold digger. I call bull on the inspo - first lyric is about the walls not feeling like home- crystal claimed his home as hers as soon as she set foot in there.
Interesting how she tries to make her sisters career about her. “we yodeled once”, “inspired by my last love”. I was expecting the inspo song to be an acoustic version of gold digger. I call bull on the inspo - first lyric is about the walls not feeling like home- crystal claimed his home as hers as soon as she set foot in there.
I was offline for a few weeks and completely missed the grandpa thing. Sounds insane. And extremely embarrassing how it all turned out. Surely she can’t mean this as her last love? It lasted 5 minutes
You missed a wild ride! It was only a few weeks long but it was quite the spectacle.
She was VERY impressed with his resort-style property in Byron and the fact that the Hemsworth’s lived nearby. She made sure to video and post every inch of it that she could.
When I tell you she was acting like he married her and his house was now her home I’m not exaggerating. She was literally saying crazy things like “I’ve always dreamed of having a home like this” and “my sons finally have a room of their own”. She moved her kids in during their school holidays and she invited her sister and friends over to stay for several days like she was the new lady of the house. It was nuts.
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Her son also found out about their relationship on Instagram
then she had them stay there and kept talking about how ‘she had always promised them their own bedroom’ in his house as though it was her own.Was shocking she posted the Hemsworth home, she has no class at all
I have been rendered speechless by Crystal’s latest story 
What did I just watch???I have been rendered speechless by Crystal’s latest story
”It’s not about the skills. A lot of designers believe it’s all about your skills and your courses and your accreditation.”
- pause for goofy laugh -
“I didn’t have any skills!”
Yeah, NO tit!
It’s painfully obvious you have no skills.
You‘re a complete hack who doesn’t know what tf you’re doing.
You ask people to let you design their rooms, most likely for free, so you can post it on your page.
You’re a glorified intern, you idiot!
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At least she said something g honest for once!!!!!!
The Grandpa thing is so trailer park trash, I actually feel bad saying that because it is insulting to trailer park trash people. Those poor kids. They must have felt so awkward.
That is EXACTLY what went through my mind…and yeah, defs the most honest post she’s made about herself “I am totally unqualified”
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