What is that tit show of an “install”… it’s giving me anxiety just looking at it 
She obviously reads here because myself & others have recently said to just "put the camera/phone down while you have the kids!!!". So she thinks she can get around it by not posting "stories" but you can still find postings "on the grid". Crystal, you SUCK AS A MOTHER!!well it has already changed now from a social media break to just a break from “stories” not the grid.
It’s the crystal time warp- I give it 5 days..
For sure the Granny Mays project was a wing it job that went bad. Yes- some planning outside of a Pinterest board may have produced a slightly better result???
Were we somehow supposed to loosely connect the shamozzle with Catherine Martin after the latest Monologue about herself? Ummmmmmmmm..... er. Catherine Martin could do better if she had a Big W stroke with her hands tied up behind her back
Crystal and Mother do not belong in the same sentence as proven in her losing custody of her children.She obviously reads here because myself & others have recently said to just "put the camera/phone down while you have the kids!!!". So she thinks she can get around it by not posting "stories" but you can still find postings "on the grid". Crystal, you SUCK AS A MOTHER!!
My grandmother has this plastic stuff rolled out to save ‘the good carpet’ in the hall… in the 80s.
A for effort Crystal.Ok- so she didn’t even make 24 hours
All hail the Crystal time warp![]()
Yup, just posted some more stories, but AT LEAST it doesn't involve the kids! That's what I DON'T want to see, is anything with the kids. The fact that she just posted more of her God awful work on stories tells me that probably isn't going to happen!Ok- so she didn’t even make 24 hours
All hail the Crystal time warp![]()
I reckon she knows how badly Granny Mays turned out and she is trying to now make it appear inspired and creative. The quicker she stops posting about it, the quicker people will forget the junk yard shamozzle.Yup, just posted some more stories, but AT LEAST it doesn't involve the kids! That's what I DON'T want to see, is anything with the kids. The fact that she just posted more of her God awful work on stories tells me that probably isn't going to happen!![]()
She's calling herself a "true artist"?!I reckon she knows how badly Granny Mays turned out and she is trying to now make it appear inspired and creative. The quicker she stops posting about it, the quicker people will forget the junk yard shamozzle.
The kids and their bedroom transformation will be on stories within days is my guess. And we’ll be back to a full Crystal monologue in a week.
But let’s just leave this here as I do love the Crystal time warp
Yeah, she is. She’s been alluding to him with this whole beauty and the beast narrative. Screenshots from a few days ago.And is she calling grandpa the beast?
Honestly, the fantasy world Crystal and her good mate Leila live in is just pathetic. The next cryptic message we get will insinuate that she left him. Shall we wager on it?So she is trying to say he invited her in to his home, then tried to control her, then set her free because he loved her? Oh Gawd
There it is!!She must be itching to post a story. It’s been hours. Not long now. 1day is 14days in the Crystal time warp. She’s probably hanging out in the local bunnings ready to sign autographs on her curtains to anyone walking down the aisle. Celebrity wannabe won’t be coping without the attention.