Crystal Bailey

[Stay Classy]

Obviously I don’t know what her custody arrangements are but she seems to have the boys every holiday. So the primary carers do the hard yards during school term and she flutters in on occasional weekends when it suits her and then has them for Disneyland mum time on school holidays. What if the dads want to spend some time with their sons during the holidays?

Now she wants to go to Bali in December, will she take the boys? That might not suit her.

I feel sorry for those boys

 

[emmygluewho]

She carries on like she invented 'moving walls'

 

[Justbeige]

She carries on like she invented 'moving walls'

tit think of all the cash and resources in Australia we could save in building if we just gave up actual walls and used curtains. Why stop there, why not just design your rooms like hospital emergency rooms with some bunnings curtains and cable ties? So fire safe when you're steaming your yoni with incense, so great for temperature control, just so practical when you're trying to do a wee and you can keep the curtain open to watch TV and keep an eye on the pasta on the stove, so hygienic. What you are describing Crystal is a tent, they have been around for awhile hun.

 

[J0J0]

Obviously I don’t know what her custody arrangements are but she seems to have the boys every holiday. So the primary carers do the hard yards during school term and she flutters in on occasional weekends when it suits her and then has them for Disneyland mum time on school holidays. What if the dads want to spend some time with their sons during the holidays?

Now she wants to go to Bali in December, will she take the boys? That might not suit her.

I feel sorry for those boys

Yep. The dads do the actual parenting and crysta just babysits occasionally

 

[showinguphere]

Should we make some predictions of how the holidays will go?
A- Disneyland mum asks them what they would like to do. Maybe a theme park visit, skate parks, movies. I don’t know their interests so just guessing.
Or
B- Disneyland mum takes them for “soulful” walks on the beach, photographs them eating breakfast and coffee out at all the in places in town, takes them to ikea and sets up their bedroom for content.

 

[Luvnaps]

Should we make some predictions of how the holidays will go?
A- Disneyland mum asks them what they would like to do. Maybe a theme park visit, skate parks, movies. I don’t know their interests so just guessing.
Or
B- Disneyland mum takes them for “soulful” walks on the beach, photographs them eating breakfast and coffee out at all the in places in town, takes them to ikea and sets up their bedroom for content.

Definitely B with some nonstop Insta stories where the kid(s) look uncomfortable & mom is making the stupidest faces, thinking it's the greatest thing ever at WHATEVER they're doing. Just once I'd like to see her NOT post every single thing they're doing & just be PRESENT with the boys.

 

[showinguphere]

Definitely B with some nonstop Insta stories where the kid(s) look uncomfortable & mom is making the stupidest faces, thinking it's the greatest thing ever at WHATEVER they're doing. Just once I'd like to see her NOT post every single thing they're doing & just be PRESENT with the boys.

Not gonna happen.
Looking forward to the awkward guitar solo she performs for them on camera and that little trip down memory lane for the thousandth time

 

[Justbeige]

Not gonna happen.
Looking forward to the awkward guitar solo she performs for them on camera and that little trip down memory lane for the thousandth time

Her and Tarah need to recalibrate their guitar love. Tarah just needs some socks.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Remember when lived in Bondi, she used to book a hotel so she would "work by the pool becoming a millionare" with her MLM work from anywhere, and her kids would be in the pool....

Literally this would be because she had no bed for them to sleep on in her place

 

[emmygluewho]

Ol Crazy Crystal going on another woo woo rant. Her manifesting everything and she lived at the place attached because it looked like Greece!? UM, who's going to tell her!?

AND she got her 'dream' hair done!? Darl, sack the hairdresser! It looks trash. Literally black mop and then lighter!?

Claaaaasy.

 

[J0J0]

‘ I signed a lease for a 4 bedroom house in Bryon’
Except it’s not in Byron is it? And you need to have flat mates to afford it….. She is so full of tit.

Imagine being these poor people trying to sight see and old love keeps yapping on about manifesting and prayer

 

[Stay Classy]

That’s where I’m going wrong. I don’t have a dream board and I’m not manifesting or meditating hard enough! Tonight I’m going to yell from the rooftops that I will win lotto and tomorrow I will win, it’s that easy guys! 🫠

There she goes again, she said she bought a villa in Bali. Crystal, if you’ve got the funds for a villa, I hope you are paying your fair share of child support to your sons fathers.

 

[showinguphere]

I haven’t even seen the latest monologue about her history. But I bet I can recite it word for word. Yawn. New content please. duck she is into herself.
Ok- just watched it.
Does she actually believe she manifested a hair appointment?

 

[woowoowawa]

Which “season” is she reminiscing about?

 

[Stay Classy]

Which “season” is she reminiscing about?

The season after she spent weeks in hospital after an episode. But was that the season after she ripped people off or before the season that she got arrested? It’s the season of the manifestation experiment (which luckily we can still catch in her highlights when she also got 10k new followers) which is also the season of the apartment she manifested with the Greek view in Sydney. It’s before the season of the villa she bought and renovated in Bali and way before the bush creative studio season. You can keep track of the seasons if you write it all down because it’s free

 

[showinguphere]

The season after she spent weeks in hospital after an episode. But was that the season after she ripped people off or before the season that she got arrested? It’s the season of the manifestation experiment (which luckily we can still catch in her highlights when she also got 10k new followers) which is also the season of the apartment she manifested with the Greek view in Sydney. It’s before the season of the villa she bought and renovated in Bali and way before the bush creative studio season. You can keep track of the seasons if you write it all down because it’s free

This has been my biggest giggle of the week.
Such a perfect summary of the situation.

And can we actually just record here for future conversations that she just said that she sat outside the fake Greek Vaucluse apartment and manifested living there for a week. Picked up 10k followers while she manifested. Then went to an open and no-one else was there so she got the lease .
So manifesting works! Write it on a piece of paper!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

She manifested her Sydney flat
No genius, you picked an area in town that you liked and then looked for vacancies there - like everybody else in world does when they want to move. It happens all day every day and it’s called ‘looking for a place to live’. There is nothing magical or woo woo about it.
You are not gifted, you don’t possess manifesting powers, you have no expertise, there is nothing about your life’s experience that qualifies to be giving out advice to anybody about anything. You’re kind of a duck up if we’re honest.

 

[emmygluewho]

How does she think her hair looks any decent!? It is pure trash!

And her singing thinking she is amazing!? HAHAHA. I would say don't quit your day job buuuuuuttttt....

 

[Stay Classy]

So crystal and her work wife are entering the luxury market? Can’t wait to see how the luxury clients are going to cope with cable ties, bunnings LED lights spray paint and cheap ass Crystal curtains 🫠

 

[lifeispeachy]

Is this blonde older woman being defrauded by Crystal or is she in on it? Why would she let her near her high end clients (as I assume she’s the one brining in the work)