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Such a shocking announcement, we could have never guessed… her #1 styling tool - cheap nasty beige curtains.

Does anyone else think that the packaging looks super home brand and not at all “luxe”, it would have cost no more to have better looking branding…

I also love how she keeps saying she’s working with Bunnings but really it’s a brand that is stocked in Bunnings - big difference.

finallu with her new house she does this a lot finds people with airbnbs and she usually trades styling or renovating in exchange for the use when it’s not booked out - because she doesn’t actually have a permanent home it’s kind of like upmarket couch surfingbut she will coin it as getting her dream family home.

she had literally done this like 2 times in the last 3 months.
Crystal might have traded something for the house, but it looks very finished and fully furnished. It’s still available on the real estate agent’s website for a six month lease at $1000 a week.
 
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So it backs onto a motorway and is in Byron Shire… but it still isn’t in Byron Bay.

It’s a furnished six month lease costing $1k a week. Bunnings must pay well. Expect lots of incoming photos of chipboard.
These women astound me. Won’t post grandpa ex boyfriend, but will do the equivalent of posting her new actual address. They’d rather flex to a bunch of strangers about staying at a nice architectural house than keep themselves and their children safe from weirdos. I don’t get it.
 
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$1000 fully furnished is quite cheap for Byron region am I right in thinking? I know it’s winter but still.... Must be a fair way out?
 
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So it backs onto a motorway and is in Byron Shire… but it still isn’t in Byron Bay.

It’s a furnished six month lease costing $1k a week. Bunnings must pay well. Expect lots of incoming photos of chipboard.
What is with the chipboard on the walls and the ceiling?? That place looks like it has been assembled by Crystal’s bare hands with no power tools 😝

If I picked up those curtains and read her bio on the back I would get as far as “holistic interior designer” and be dropping them back down into the sale bin they will inevitably end up in.
 
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What is with the chipboard on the walls and the ceiling?? That place looks like it has been assembled by Crystal’s bare hands with no power tools 😝

If I picked up those curtains and read her bio on the back I would get as far as “holistic interior designer” and be dropping them back down into the sale bin they will inevitably end up in.
It’s a fizzer. Curtain company who no-one has ever heard of not announcing the amazing collab, perhaps shitting their pants after the cryfest on a work Instagram the other night?
 
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Her eyebrows, lips, bad extensions and fake high pitched voice tell me something other than 'stylish and authentic '
 
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Inspirational chat with Crystal #56
I just wanna say that no one is perfect (eyeflutter, lipstretch) like no one. Look at me I have curtains but I’m not perfect. No one is. Don’t compare yourself to others…I have curtains but (pause) what am I trying to say? Oh! I also have challenges. Everyone has challenges. If you go down you gotta get back up, that’s what I did (eyeflutter, lipstretch), even if you’re a single mum, or a…..single woman…you are strong…you don’t need a man….you are (pause) strong. You gotta get up (BIG eye flutter, squint and lipstretch)
 
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Inspirational chat with Crystal #56
I just wanna say that no one is perfect (eyeflutter, lipstretch) like no one. Look at me I have curtains but I’m not perfect. No one is. Don’t compare yourself to others…I have curtains but (pause) what am I trying to say? Oh! I also have challenges. Everyone has challenges. If you go down you gotta get back up, that’s what I did (eyeflutter, lipstretch), even if you’re a single mum, or a…..single woman…you are strong…you don’t need a man….you are (pause) strong. You gotta get up (BIG eye flutter, squint and lipstretch)
I would rather shoot myself in the foot than take life advice from someone who “authentically” fake cries in front of an iPhone they set up to record it to post on their work Instagram.
These recaps make me giggle tho. Love them.
 
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Her eyebrows, lips, bad extensions and fake high pitched voice tell me something other than 'stylish and authentic '
It is SO hard to watch her, it's so distracting to me. And the girl loves to hear herself talk! Blah blah blah blah...I'm sorry, WHAT?! 🥴
 
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I would rather shoot myself in the foot than take life advice from someone who “authentically” fake cries in front of an iPhone they set up to record it to post on their work Instagram.
These recaps make me giggle tho. Love them.
In that ‘inspirational chat’, was that the first time she disclosed that she broke up with Gramps?
 
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Has anyone come across this nutter? She is the one who had the yacht thing Tarah and Danni Stevens went to afew weeks back. And if you go down the rabbit hole you can find some very interesting photos of her with good old bulgy eyes Craig Cassidy. They are all in the same crowd of MLM, Life coaching and spruce the 'masculine ' 'feminine' crap. It's all about Kings and Queens and calling each other 'brother'. All these nutters also follow along with Pete Evans, which says everything. How do these morons think they are above everything and everyone is beyond me. She is clearly unhinged, uneducated and suffering from a paranoia based mental illness. The narcissism is so potant yet they honestly believe they know something others don't because they are so woke. How is it legal for these idiots to call themselves life coaches and rip off people!! It makes my blood boil!
'Energy collective predictor'. Kill me now.
 

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Please tell me no one paid her to ‘style’ this.
This is the most basic boring SpAcE I’ve ever seen
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Eww. I can smell the cheap polypropylene rugs and polyester curtains through my screen.

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