Crystal Bailey

[ohmybortch]

Surprised she would even acknowledge that business and why refer to it by name.

I agree!

Her face also looks like she’s been crying.

 

[Luvnaps]

She is 5 minutes from the beach, just not Byron beach as she makes out.

rents in Australia are astronomical at the moment especially in that general area because it’s a desirable area to live but thousands of homes were lost in floods so there is a rental shortage.

so $1k/week for a fully furnished place with a view isn’t bad.

what is bad is that based on what she shares it’s probably beyond her means. She could have got a lovely smaller place that is less fancy for a lot less money.

she has to pay $52k/year just in rent, if you pay more than 30% in rent you are deemed to be in rental stress.

That means she has to be making $173k after tax, which means she has to make about $260k before tax which is $5k/week.

who’s betting Crystal didn’t do this math (kind of like how she didn’t do the due diligence when she opened her homewares store and realised how expensive shipping was and how hard delivery times were and that the math didn’t work on small margins).

anyway she’ll hustle to try and keep it, I predict a whole bunch of those I’ll style your house on the cheap deals again (the ones she said she wouldn’t do because she is onto bigger things).

I doubt there’s a lot of money in this smart home collab - it’s more ego for her. She gets so much significance from working with d grade celebs and partnering with brands but most influencers don’t make a lot of money. Fame and free stuff doesn’t pay the bills.

or if she doesn’t pull it off she’ll manifest a new dream and start a new chapter…


All that cork makes it crystals dream home - barb the builder can use thumb tacks to style all the rooms with her beige curtains… it’s one step up from cable ties!

Thank you for explaining the real estate & taxes there @BasicBoganBaes. She sounds like she's in way over her head.

 

[Krista Lakota]

I’ve found the address and owners’ names but I don’t want to break Tattle’s T&Cs.

Crystal posting that it is adjacent to the Hemsworth property practically gives you the location. It is an architect designed home built in 2018, rather than a Tamworth based self styled designer home.

Reading between the lines, grandpa may have separated from/divorced his wife in the last couple of years and she has stayed in Sydney while he is in their Byron property. They aren’t celebrities, but they are very, very wealthy. Rich List wealthy.

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Excellent work!

 

[emmygluewho]

The curtains look about 30cm too short. I wouldn’t be able to get through my first G&T in the make shift bar area without getting up and ripping those things down. Messes with my head.

Bahahaha those curtains!!!!!!

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

As a multi skilled anti boss babe who is on a long night shift through till tomorrow morning can someone share who her new wife/ buzness partner (scammer) is. Does that nutter Danni Stevens have a thread? She seems dodgy AF. What is the deal with that one?

Danni Stevens needs a thread, I don’t understand how she has so many sponsorships with so little engagement? Her stories is one ad after another with toxic positivity sprinkled in between.

 

[Luvnaps]

Had to laugh when she said she wasn't going to post anything anymore about her love life. And once again she has a warped sense of time, saying the relationship with Gramps was 6 months ago when it's only been four.

 

[emmygluewho]

She’s even putting curtains in bathrooms now

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Ew, they will mould real quick.

Such an interior designer.

 

[gossipy91]

Tarah inspires her? Because she's building her dream?!

Was it her son that took the photo?

 

[IAmSometimesTheWalrus]

Can anyone see how many followers she has lost recently? Dropped from 117k to 116k…… was it from the shenanigans on the weekend?

It’s from general shenanigans I think!

 

[emmygluewho]

well it has already changed now from a social media break to just a break from “stories” not the grid.
It’s the crystal time warp- I give it 5 days..

For sure the Granny Mays project was a wing it job that went bad. Yes- some planning outside of a Pinterest board may have produced a slightly better result???
Were we somehow supposed to loosely connect the shamozzle with Catherine Martin after the latest Monologue about herself? Ummmmmmmmm..... er. Catherine Martin could do better if she had a Big W stroke with her hands tied up behind her back

I find it really sad/fucked up she doesn't have either of her boys. Just in the holidays. If that.

Is she paying child support!? You sure as fuck can't donate your time to 'design' a room in leiu of dickhead.

How unstable is this dimwit to not have primary custody of both boys!?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I wonder if her “business partner” has told her to reign it in with combining work posts and her “crazy life” because it’s severely damaging the brand and credibility they are trying to build. To save face, she’s acting like it was her idea to move her personal life off of the page that has the high following, rather than starting over with a fresh biz account where she’d have to start from zero.

Who do we know that also recently did this????
Her best mate, Leila.

Same shit, different scamfluencer.

She was probably given the message to calm tf down after her manic day of posting herself crying at the beach and then singing to herself like a crazy person in the middle of a crowded party. That unhinged behaviour would make any serious business person affiliated with her shit their pants.

But of course the reason she says she’s finally showing some restraint (remains to be seen) and not advertising every second of her terrible judgement and lack of impulse control is because of her trolls on tattle Give me a fucking break.

 

[Justbeige]

So grandpa was babysitting? Seems safe for a single mum to leave her kids with a man she barely knows

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Utterly gross. I wouldn't trust him with a ten foot pole. Know better Crystal do better. Jesus isn't going to protect your kids.

 

[lifeispeachy]

She’s found us, she’s special and apparently tattlers have suffered lots of trauma in childhood

I posted those screenshots above but find it hard to listen to her babble on so didn’t even realize

 

[not_the_kids]

What did I just watch???

”It’s not about the skills. A lot of designers believe it’s all about your skills and your courses and your accreditation.”
- pause for goofy laugh -
“I didn’t have any skills!”

Yeah, NO SHIT!
It’s painfully obvious you have no skills.
You‘re a complete hack who doesn’t know what tf you’re doing.
You ask people to let you design their rooms, most likely for free, so you can post it on your page.
You’re a glorified intern, you idiot!

That is EXACTLY what went through my mind…and yeah, defs the most honest post she’s made about herself “I am totally unqualified”

 

[showinguphere]

Taking a selfie while driving across the harbour bridge. Note that there are no traffic lights for a long stretch here so she’s def not “stopped”.

She’s fucking deranged.

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She loves to video herself driving, can’t take her eyes off herself for a second.

 

[Libertine]

Jiu Jitsu in Byron Bay isn’t cheap. I wonder if Crystal contributes to the tuition and competition fees?

In fact, I wonder if she pays the fathers of both her sons child support?

As for ‘vision and belief being the best qualities you can instil in a child’, all I can see it has created is a raging narcissist who leaves a trail of destruction behind her, including two abandoned children and a lot of scammed customers.

 

[Monclair]

"Ive also created this incredible beautiful creative studio in the bush and I love it"

The one that never opens and when it did, people didn't receive the goods they paid for? God, I hate this twat!

Too bad gramps didn't pay for a quick boob job before he used and dumped you either, my saggy soul sista xxoo.

 

[Justbeige]

Her eyebrows, lips, bad extensions and fake high pitched voice tell me something other than 'stylish and authentic '

 

[Libertine]

i think she likes the arrangement as it is. She can blame distance on her lack of involvement when really it’s her selfishness that keeps her away. She only has to “play” mum for a week or two, doesn’t have to deal with the hard stuff that comes with being an actual parent and can also play the poor me card all for social media likes.

I completely agree.

A child focussed solution wouldn’t work for Crystal.

 

[showinguphere]

That studio/shop/whatever space won’t be around much longer. What does she actually do there? I remember 1 workshop. Was there anything else? Must be draining the funds.
I’ll just leave this screenshot here. Won’t be long now until the big announcement of it getting packed up will be made....