Crystal Bailey

[J0J0]

the curtains have been announced.
Again.

Wow how did I guess 🥱

 

[lifeispeachy]

Her constant flex that she can “work from anywhere”. Lots of people can also do this, especially since the pandemic!

 

[Luvnaps]

I knew she didn't have it in her to go off Insta. I know none of us are surprised. She loves to hear herself talk too much. And she just can't NOT share photos with her sons.

I said it before Crystal, you SUCK as a mother!

 

[emmygluewho]

I never check analytics??? You just posted analytics that you obviously checked???!!!!! Crystal has an engagement rate of 0.22% on Insta she probably has more engagement from 'nasty trolls' than her actual followers. She should be thanking us!!! 1% is considered low Crystal, you are 5 times less than that. Pathetic.

HAHAHAHA does she really thing she 'inspires, educates or influencers' ANYONE?!

People watch her because she is a god damn fucking joke. She brings NOTHING to the table but the same dribble day after day?!

Go get em tiger!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

She’s known the new chick for less than 24 hrs and moved her in straight away and is already proclaiming her a “sista for life” that she’s always dreamed of having. She’s positively rabid. A real fucking nutter.

God forbid she spend uninterrupted, quality time with her boys without invading their space with yet another stranger and more chaos. She has them so infrequently. It’s almost a shame she has visitation rights at all, I’m sure their lives would be a lot more grounded and less turbulent without her maniacal antics.

 

[ohmybortch]

Whyyyyy???? And she kept it like that for waaaaaay to long. Looks like a proper sausage.

 

[Justbeige]

It is really disturbing. How quickly she forgot she announced she'd be taking a 2 week break. Instead, she's manic with all this posting. And that "sista" is a stranger to her boys. I'm not so sure about her. Looks like she's lived out of hotels in the past as well. I don't even give it a month.

Manic. She makes me so tense watching her. I work in mental health and I see these cycles every day. This is going to burn out quickly.

 

[Luvnaps]

Whose been watching her dog since she left?! Poor Noah. Abandoned, just like the kids. Seems like she's always asking for favors from people. So flakey.

 

[lifeispeachy]

If you want a good laugh go check out the flatmate’s stories. And I don’t mean just the ridic $5.00 glasses she’s wearing while trying to impress upon you what a badass boss babe she is. Her word vomit game is up there with Crystal’s.

The manifesting flatmate is part of Mitch Orval’s new psycho babble biz coaching venture

 

[Lovesitmate]

If she slams on the breaks, where does she think those metal poles will go she’s nuts

 

[ohmybortch]

How about you bring on summer without recording EVERY SINGLE THING!!!

I seriously wonder how this woman would cope if she DIDN'T have her phone/camera/video available! I wish someone here would call her out on saying she was taking a social media break. I'd do it but she already blocked me when I called her out on something else & I'm using a fake account now.

And btw Crystal, you look terrible there. Just my opinion of course.

I actually thought she looked terrible in this photo too. Really withdrawn.

 

[J0J0]

My question is, is the old fart actually still alive?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I’m still chuckling from her latest story. You can’t become a qualified builder or tradesperson just by “watching” Crystal, sorry babe

She says the stupidest shit.
It would be less embarrassing if she just admitted this is what she has really been watching…

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Didn’t she live with liela for a minute and a half? She has flatted with another woman. A batshit crazy other woman, but woman flatmate nonetheless. Why doesn’t she hit her up to come live in the corkboard castle.

The previous flatmate situation is strange. She posted on September 15 (thanks tattle for keeping receipts!) she was after a dog sitter. So whose dog is the exflatmate posting pics of so recently? And if crystal did know things turned to shit that long ago why is she making out she only just now realises she left her house with the wrong people. I do hope ex flattie finds out about tattle and spills the beans about what went down here!

 

[Luvnaps]

Romance?! It looks like someone threw up all over those God awful spray painted colored pumpkins!!

 

[emmygluewho]

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“What you thinking?” text to a client…
Much professional interior stylist

And with the 'xx'

Super professional babes.

Dickhead.

 

[ohmybortch]

Does anyone else think that photo of her son in the paper doesn’t look like her son at all?

 

[Delicious Cheese Sandwich]

Do you think she'll be embarrassed at all for all of the stuff she is writing on her stories when the relationship goes bust (& we KNOW it will)?!

She's utterly shameless, but she's really gone all-in on this one thanks to the lure of wealth. I think if they are linked publicly and get media attention, a breakup will probably trigger a "rebrand". She ate shit when Design Twins went under but rose like a phoenix into... whatever you'd call what we're currently seeing.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

So it backs onto a motorway and is in Byron Shire… but it still isn’t in Byron Bay.

It’s a furnished six month lease costing $1k a week. Bunnings must pay well. Expect lots of incoming photos of chipboard.

What is with the chipboard on the walls and the ceiling?? That place looks like it has been assembled by Crystal’s bare hands with no power tools

If I picked up those curtains and read her bio on the back I would get as far as “holistic interior designer” and be dropping them back down into the sale bin they will inevitably end up in.

 

[lifeispeachy]

So there’s a full team coming next year? Interesting. I’ll believe it when I see it.
If she ever hires staff you best believe it will be for no other reason than to do the design work that she is too unskilled to do, not because she is so successful and busy that she has to have support staff to keep up.
I wonder if next year is going to be such a big year that she’ll finally be able to buy herself a car and take out a long-term lease on someplace to live?

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m wondering if the new mysterious business partner is already connected to the industry somehow?

Like maybe her husband is a builder or a developer and they thought they would bring Crystal on board simply to bring a social media presence to a new offshoot business they are launching to complement their existing business?

For instance, say the husband owns a construction company and has decided to open an interior design department w/in his company. Perhaps they’re bringing Crystal in primarily to give them an immediate PR boost and access to her audience of 117,000 Insta followers. This would also make sense of the ‘full team coming next year’ comment. They wouldn’t be Crystal’s team per se but simply the staff needed for this new branch of the husband & wife’s business venture. It would make sense of the fact that she doesn’t have an ounce of the knowledge needed to execute the luxury design projects she keeps bragging about. They know this and they wouldn’t care about that because they had planned on staffing the new biz with competent people anyway that can execute the nuts and bolts of the projects.

It would also explain the work wife’s contacts to get these projects in the first place.

YES, THIS is such a good theory... totally think this could be correct..