Crystal Bailey

[emmygluewho]

She carries on like she invented 'moving walls'

 

[lifeispeachy]

Even calling him a “boyfriend” at her and his age! I’m her age and I would prob say partner or something…

 

[Johnnygirl]

When she said she needs a podcast? Please..just no.

 

[showinguphere]

How far away do the boys live from each other?

538km from each other at least according to her stories.
She made such a big deal about not having to do it anymore and then here she is doing it. Just as we thought.

 

[lifeispeachy]

She prob tells them she’s famous and that’s why she isn’t around and why she has to film every interaction

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

This is actually the grossest thing I’ve seen play out on SM. Her excitement about landing an old rich guy is She is acting like a teenager who has been invited to someone’s cool holiday house. If her kid did say that, she needs to take a long hard look at her behaviour and what that is communicating to him. It’s not a good sign if your kid is more mature than you.

 

[not_the_kids]

Second night running when she should be connecting with the child she lost custody of that she’s off her tits, house littered with wine bottles, acting a fool.

You’d think Smart Home Australia and Bunnings would have an issue with this image since she uses their brands for clout so much.

I thought the whole point of creating a private account was to firewall off the stupid shit she does that is damaging her brand affiliations and business partnerships? It kind of negates that point when you post the stupid shit to your business account first but tag the private account for posterity.

And could she make that tag for her “secret” account any bigger? Fuuuck she’s dumb.

I can’t even with her today

 

[Justbeige]

Thanking God for staying at a rich dudes house is just… off. It’s screaming clinger. It sounds like they are enjoying each other’s company but come on… he’s invited you to stay, I don’t think he’s going to gift you the house.

So off. It's not hers. How she can take ownership for it is fucking disgusting.

 

[hereforthechats]

I hope the concrete table is finished and dries quickly, because the cork board house is available on Airbnb for 6 weeks from 20 October. Anyone know where Disneyland Mum is flitting off to? Is this the trip to Greece she has previously mentioned?

 

[J0J0]

Obviously I don’t know what her custody arrangements are but she seems to have the boys every holiday. So the primary carers do the hard yards during school term and she flutters in on occasional weekends when it suits her and then has them for Disneyland mum time on school holidays. What if the dads want to spend some time with their sons during the holidays?

Now she wants to go to Bali in December, will she take the boys? That might not suit her.

I feel sorry for those boys

Yep. The dads do the actual parenting and crysta just babysits occasionally

 

[showinguphere]

She flicks between saying how amazing she is as a designer and how successful, to saying she doesn’t know what she is doing and is learning off you tube. Says her concrete business was so successful but then she ended up in a mental ward when it fell apart. At least she admitted to it falling apart this time. That’s a first.
And yep Crystal, we will be screen shotting your lies and ridiculous posts.

 

[Justbeige]

Influencers quoting the fucking 'step into the arena' quote from Brene Brown/ Theodore Roosevelt (not that they would know who he was) need to step the damn down off their milk crate. You are not out there curing cancer, volunteering in war zones, fostering children or even doing a half decent job at your own life.

At best she is an interior decorator - not a designer or stylist. It’s offensive to those professionals to put Crystal in the same realm.

I can’t get over why companies/people would hire her to do these Kmart/ikea/bunnings makeovers. It might look half decent with insta filters but in reality it would look so tacky. And would probably last a week with use. Curtains aren’t usually hung with cable ties or string for a reason.

I wonder how Showpo’s Kmart contact covered kitchen benches are faring?!?!?!?

Barf. God I hate that print (foot court dining table/public toilet doors) that Tarah thought was sah stylish. And to not even use a proper quality one at the least. A 50 year old weathered caravan kitchen would be in better condition than that kitchen will be in two weeks.

 

[ohmybortch]

Crystal puts crystal first.
I think that much is clear.
God she must be a boring date. Wonder if she asked one question about him? Or just rabbited on about herself as usual.....
I am yawning just thinking about if I ever get caught at an event chatting to her, let alone have an evening with the queen of monologues

When I saw her it was her doing all the talking. He walked ahead of her back to where they were sitting and she followed still talking. Poor dude.

 

[ohmybortch]

What do you think she means? Is she going to… start a photo album?!? Scrapbook?!? Do ‘crazy’ moments even occur if they aren’t shared on the IG for all to see?!? View attachment 1660434

If she actually follows through (which I firmly believe she won’t as she can’t help oversharing) her engagement will drop dramatically

 

[showinguphere]

Ok. So maybe the two week break from stories starts now? Another story an hour ago. C’mon Crystal. You can do it. We’ll be fine without you

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

My question though is what exactly is she implying about him? You would get the impression from the first comment that she is saying he wanted to control her and from the second comment that he set her free because he loved her so much? It’s completely contradictory.

 

[showinguphere]

You betcha! I work with architects and real interior designers. My god, she would last -0.01 seconds in a room with actual qualified designers.

From what I gather, she comes up with these ‘designs’ ie those renders on that very archaic software she enlightens us with in her stories. They are merely concepts, ‘pie in the sky’ stuff. These concepts would be handed over to the real professional and they take it to next level and develop the detail. She is unqualified, none of it would work. She relys on her manifesting and vision. She would have no clue on how much things to cost, cause she has been specializing in Kmart and ikea DIY. This is where she would be laughed out of the building. Others would have to fix it all up/start from scratch.

She is nothing but an interior decorator. Stick to your beige cushions and curtains, Crystal.

For sure.
She is manifesting luxury clients from a bunnings aisle.
Come in suckers

I saw the curtains in Byron (real Byron) bunnings the other day, It had the word crystal on the front about 2cm long. Other curtains from same brand had other names on it, none of which I recognized. If they paid her much for this, I would be very surprised. It all looked so cheap and nasty.

 

[J0J0]

Wow. It took her that long to make something this bad.
It looks absolutely nothing like Beauty and the Beast. Was there a single pumpkin in it? Is she confusing her Disney movies? Yikes.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

“The best place to learn design is the school of life“ is exactly the stupid shit someone who doesn’t know anything about interior design would say to try to make themselves feel better about being an imposter.

I don’t know why she thinks admitting that she has to learn skills on the fly to execute a project makes her look good. NOBODY is going to invest a significant amount of money paying a hack who has to google YouTube videos to do their job.

 

[kmartplate]

I was actually thinking this woman seems super manic currently!