Crystal Bailey

[emmygluewho]

Wow. The garbled monologue about being a single Mum.
I think she actually thinks she makes sense? And she literally just repeats herself over and over and over again.
Get to the point, Crystal. We haven’t got all day.

But she does! Oh the joys of nor having a stable job, life or looking after your children.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Everyone caught Crystal saying that last week she reconnected with her spiritual healer in Canada, right?
Not sure why she’d have to do that since her best mate Leila down the road is such a gifted and in-demand psychic healer

 

[ohmybortch]

Just saw her in the wild on what I assume is a date. Might slip him a note.

 

[Delicious Cheese Sandwich]

She's ruined Bunnings now she's stole gang of youths now too.

Her brother is their manager, haha. I do wonder what he thinks about her online "persona".

 

[ohmybortch]

And I just don’t understand how she affords it?

 

[Luvnaps]

Wow, that seems inexpensive for that house, doesn’t it? At any rate she probably blew her licensing deal check for those hideous curtains on the 6 month rental.

It’s really f**ked the way her son “treats” her all the time, as she likes to call it. Waiting on her, surprising her with teas and snacks and pampering her as if he’s her partner. These are the things she is supposed to be doing for him. She has reversed roles with him. And the fact that she constantly calls their time together ”dates”. No Crystal, it a meal. You‘re his mom and feeding him is your responsibility. Apparently she has lead him to the belief that she is some overwrought, fragile flower in need of a savior and his sweet little brain thinks that means it’s his role to fill. I mean, we know he talks to her like he’s a grown man trying to give her guidance from the texts she shared from him about her grandpa boyfriend. Completely inappropriate.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that. SHE should be doing that for HIM, not the other way around.

 

[J0J0]

“How you do anything is how you do everything” errrr thanks for those wise words of wisdom?

 

[showinguphere]

Second night running when she should be connecting with the child she lost custody of that she’s off her tits, house littered with wine bottles, acting a fool.

You’d think Smart Home Australia and Bunnings would have an issue with this image since she uses their brands for clout so much.

I thought the whole point of creating a private account was to firewall off the stupid shit she does that is damaging her brand affiliations and business partnerships? It kind of negates that point when you post the stupid shit to your business account first but tag the private account for posterity.

And could she make that tag for her “secret” account any bigger? Fuuuck she’s dumb.

If you have a look over at smart home australia they haven’t plugged her once. Anything curtain related is not linked to her at all. Speaks volumes.
And as much as she likes to think Bunnings have signed her up, that didn’t happen....
They are just stuck with a 2cm “crystal” on the packages on some of their curtains .
As for this new private Insta account she is shouting out- I am confused!!!’ 44 posts to zero followers. Must have been killing her doing all her selfies to no one.

 

[ohmybortch]

My first thought was where are the kids? Her priorities are whack.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

The ego! There is self belief and then there is arrogance and she is definitely falling into the latter category. I thought a good Christian had a sense of humility about them. pride cometh before fall crystal.

 

[ceeshelley]

Why is that small child being made to floss for the camera at midnight?

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

That installation looks like someone has held a foam party in a Granny Mays (I’m ageing myself with that reference and I don’t care)

They better hope there are no open flames in the vicinity because that place will go up like a tinder box with all of that cheap crap in there.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Why the fuck is everything so diy and last minute? Can showpo not afford normal furniture? Seriously wtf!!!

 

[Luvnaps]

Such fond memories!!!!


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How in the hell does she live with herself & look in the mirror at herself each & every day, knowing all the people she's scammed?!! I realize I could be writing that same exact question about Tarah. They're both scum.

 

[Justbeige]

Sounds like a recipe for attachment disorder and children who have no sense of belonging with their mother.

How about instead of being Disneyland Mommy who takes the boys on adventures, she shows the boys she can create a secure and stable home where they have their own same room and beds every holidays. Kids love predictability more than ‘unplanned adventures’.

I suspect her sons are very lucky they are predominantly in the care of their fathers.

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She obviously reads here. She is so busy obviously being a boss babe.

 

[emmygluewho]

She paints pots white and hangs curtains as 'moveable walls'.

I think it's fucking sensational she needs about 9 packets of curtains for one wall!?

Much interior designer.

 

[Stay Classy]

I would rather shoot myself in the foot than take life advice from someone who “authentically” fake cries in front of an iPhone they set up to record it to post on their work Instagram.
These recaps make me giggle tho. Love them.

In that ‘inspirational chat’, was that the first time she disclosed that she broke up with Gramps?

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Should I email the internet and let everyone know that I’ve discovered the unknown “author” of this inspirational quote?

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Hmm... I happened across a fairly recent review on the Crystal Bailey Home FB page.

Interesting timing with what looks to be a rebrand that you found. This is exactly what happened with Design Twins to many, many disgruntled customers. The review coincides with her "distracting" romance, but a rebrand is a bit fishy. If she has dropped the ball with lots of orders she may be in some shit.

Wow! So interesting - I knew she was having issues because (surprise surprise - maybe you should have done your homework because a 5 year old
Could have anticipated this) she was having problems getting stock because of all the delays and then shipping was costing too much. Plus she was breaching her trade contract in many cases. But I figured she just shut it down and said “it’s not aligned, it’s not what God wanted etc.” didn’t realise she had done a Design Twins do over.

 

[Freya10]

What's with her cutting her hair with those ridiculous scissors, this chick is fried ‍‍