Crystal Bailey

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

She is obsessed with the idea of her podcast. Give us strength. God it will be boring

The way she rambles on about shit that she thinks is so profound but it’s really just banal, watered-down, regurgitated material that she lifts from other “aspirational” scamfluencers. The poor thing is so embarrassing.

 

[Stay Classy]

I wish there was a emoji on here, it would be my most used one!


Yes that’s right! Forgot about that. Yeah, I can’t see her getting paid for this either. It’ll be something like “we’ll give you more gravitas by working with us so you can boost your personal brand and get more curtain sales”

Yeh you are definitely onto something. The church thing could explain the secrecy.

There is no way crystal is ‘designing’ these luxury properties. Especially commercial properties with so many building codes and legislative requirements. You can’t build off some basic Crystal design. Definitely architects, real interior designers involved, Crystal just forgets that.

I’m sure her role in these luxury resorts is throwing a few cushions on sofas and hanging a few curtains.

 

[showinguphere]

Renting = owning for Crystal.
And she moved on from her very own Balinese villa to the teepee on the parent’s property.
Goals guys.

 

[showinguphere]

Those poor boys. It breaks my heart. She is such a wannabe fuckhead. Sorry, I said it. She is infuriating and absolutely insulting to all the single mums AND solo mums. She doesn’t come close to either

 

[emmygluewho]

You’re still not a solo mum, Crystal. You’re a part-time, part-time mum. You can’t even bear to spend a full two weeks with your kids.

Does she think this is a personality trait or something?! Your kids were taken off you by a court!? Which I can assure you takes ALOT. And you successfully did it twice for fuck sake.

Be grateful you see them in the holidays because you sure as shit contribute nothing more.

 

[showinguphere]

What is with the chipboard on the walls and the ceiling?? That place looks like it has been assembled by Crystal’s bare hands with no power tools

If I picked up those curtains and read her bio on the back I would get as far as “holistic interior designer” and be dropping them back down into the sale bin they will inevitably end up in.

It’s a fizzer. Curtain company who no-one has ever heard of not announcing the amazing collab, perhaps shitting their pants after the cryfest on a work Instagram the other night?

 

[CurlyHairedPsychic]

Crystal’s definition of raw and real is actually fake and filtered AF. What a lunatic!!

 

[ThisGorjuzpiece]

God I hate how she keeps saying "The bush" like she's In some off grid area. She's not cleansing her life, shes trying to make some quick cash.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

The gifting of the ring when they formed their partnership seemed like she was distracting crystal with shiny things to take advantage of her. It does seem like the business partner is doing all the work while crystal eye fucks herself so I’m not exactly sure what crystal could be bringing to the table other than a mediocre Insta following.

 

[gossipy91]

Crystal puts crystal first.
I think that much is clear.
God she must be a boring date. Wonder if she asked one question about him? Or just rabbited on about herself as usual.....
I am yawning just thinking about if I ever get caught at an event chatting to her, let alone have an evening with the queen of monologues

But it doesn’t matter because God will give her everything she wants.

 

[Scrub Daddy Syndrome]

Installallallalling.... also why is putting stickers on a wall or window considered installation? Let's not pretend it's a trade you have to be qualified for.

 

[emmygluewho]

All her flexes are actually just showing how shit of a person she is….

7 businesses and nothing to show for it…
Can work from anywhere but doesn’t have a home…
Is a single mom but only allowed to see the kids in school holidays…

Which is court ordered. What a flex babes.

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Such a shocking announcement, we could have never guessed… her #1 styling tool - cheap nasty beige curtains.

Does anyone else think that the packaging looks super home brand and not at all “luxe”, it would have cost no more to have better looking branding…

I also love how she keeps saying she’s working with Bunnings but really it’s a brand that is stocked in Bunnings - big difference.

finallu with her new house she does this a lot finds people with airbnbs and she usually trades styling or renovating in exchange for the use when it’s not booked out - because she doesn’t actually have a permanent home it’s kind of like upmarket couch surfingbut she will coin it as getting her dream family home.

she had literally done this like 2 times in the last 3 months.

 

[emmygluewho]

She is literally known amongst my friends for her scamming and dodgy 'business 'The Design Twins'

Don't flatter yourself Crystal. You fucked alot of people.

 

[Johnnygirl]

Raw and real and yet filtered within an inch of her life.

 

[Libertine]

Her whole 'schucks' 'how crazy is my life schtick' is getting old Crystal. Get a more space efficient car if this is your job? You aren't Lucille Ball.

Well that’s not going to happen, because then she’d have no reason to pull cute confused faces for her phone followed by eye fucking the camera.

 

[showinguphere]

Your fault you numbskull.
Engage your brain before you post about your son’s illegal acct. So desperate for attention and fame. It’s embarrassing for you.

 

[emmygluewho]

This dickhead needs help.

First it's 'I've been single for 4 years' then it's 'so many have asked about my relationship a few months back'

The whole 'I learnt so much from that relationship' bullshit. So she decided to move to 'Byron' because of him!? NOT because of her fucking children!?

She is honestly Sophie G all over. Chases Dick.

Your kids need you. Stop the manic woo woo shit.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I’ve been trying to figure out what that lip reminds me of …

 

[Johnnygirl]

Im laughing at all of those followers who followed for design content and are now watching her pretend cry and waffle on about journey and season and god.