You know if she was handing the business over she would have 100% taken a selfie with the new owner and posted it.
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She loves a tribute to herself doesn’t she?
The drama queen is crying again. She’s gone to war and she’s done, she’s just done! All because she’s had a busy month. This head needs to get the duck over herself.
Oh, and starting Jan. 1 she’s taking a month off social media.
Oh, and starting Jan. 1 she’s taking a month off social media.
Oh here we go again.The drama queen is crying again. She’s gone to war and she’s done, she’s just done! All because she’s had a busy month. This head needs to get the duck over herself.
Oh, and starting Jan. 1 she’s taking a month off social media.
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She won’t last one day.
I guess she didn’t get enough sympathy from the 27 times she’s mentioned her infected eye in the last 3 days so she had to turn on the tears and make a dramatic departure announcement.
Notice how just 5 min later she corrected herself and said she would still be posting design tips but wasn’t going to be posting anything personal. Sure thing! Her need for attention is like her need for oxygen. If her sabbatical starts Jan 1st, I give her until Jan 3 before we get another long suffering post about her family finally being back together after 5 yrs.
Notice how just 5 min later she corrected herself and said she would still be posting design tips but wasn’t going to be posting anything personal. Sure thing! Her need for attention is like her need for oxygen. If her sabbatical starts Jan 1st, I give her until Jan 3 before we get another long suffering post about her family finally being back together after 5 yrs.
yep- going on last 2 week failed sabbatical she will struggle to make it to the 2nd.
The podcast is coming out Jan 1 remember. Maybe she is expecting that to take off and she can do her monologues over on Spotify instead
When is she installing Lorna Jane’s house? 
Exactly. First she said she was taking a social media break for the entire month of January & we'd see her again in Feb. Then 15 seconds later she contradicts herself & says she'll still be posting the design tips. Hey Crystal, a social media break means NO POSTING ANYTHING!!!
She just doesn’t have it in her. And quit saying you "lost a friend". If you didn’t hang out with him away from the bar where he worked, he's an acquaintance only!
The fact she thinks she even has 'design tips' is bleeping sensational.Exactly. First she said she was taking a social media break for the entire month of January & we'd see her again in Feb. Then 15 seconds later she contradicts herself & says she'll still be posting the design tips. Hey Crystal, a social media break means NO POSTING ANYTHING!!!
She just doesn’t have it in her. And quit saying you "lost a friend". If you didn’t hang out with him away from the bar where he worked, he's an acquaintance only!
Go paint a fish you manic, jobless dogshit mother.
Is she trying to prove to herself she can take the month off of social media or is that for our benefit? Either way, she put it out there so only time will tell. 
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“He didn’t come like he said he would” ???
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It’s that package of linens she almost completely covered with the text box
”Then boom, it appeared”, and God sourced some mustard corduroy especially for his favorite luxury holistic designer and dropped it in her lap, because Crystal is divinely guided dontcha know!
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Right team! Let's take bets how long her 'month off socials' will last?!
I'm giving 48 hours...
I'm giving 48 hours...
I said the same, not past Jan. 3
I reckon Jan 2.
And that was a weird post about the ex not showing up.
And that was a weird post about the ex not showing up.
Which ex do you reckon she was talking about, the second one?
Funny how she never talks about the first one. Does anybody know anything about him or how long that marriage lasted?
Funny how she never talks about the first one. Does anybody know anything about him or how long that marriage lasted?
Remembering Jack today. Jack, Jack, Jack, my very best friend Jack was so amazing. We were so tight. Like, super tight. He would listen to my mania dumps every morning while making my coffee so we were really like soul mates actually. He would have had a NYE party that he would have insisted I attend and decorate for. I wish he knew how wonderful he was when he was here but what’s important is that he did realize how amazing I was. 
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How she turns every bleeping thing into herself is mind blowing!Remembering Jack today. Jack, Jack, Jack, my very best friend Jack was so amazing. We were so tight. Like, super tight. He would listen to my mania dumps every morning while making my coffee so we were really like soul mates actually. He would have had a NYE party that he would have insisted I attend and decorate for. I wish he knew how wonderful he was when he was here but what’s important is that he did realize how amazing I was.
He made your bleeping coffee!!
It’s a shame she wasn’t as attached to her dog as she was to her barista.
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