Or her kids
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These last minute shops for things, is she paying retail for all these items? Surely her clients would expect some discount through her, yet she seems to last minute dash to shops.
Another dramatization 
. Crystal’s comments all look the same:
something, something, something, superlative, superlative, something, something, superlative, superlative, something, superlative, superlative, superlative.
It doesn’t matter what she’s talking about, it could be a person, place, thing, interaction, or experience but it is always the most extreme version of any scenario. There is no normal middle ground. It is always either the best/most amazing/mind blowing/deepest connection/life changing or it was the absolute worst/heartbreaking/soul crushing/like war. She needs to get some guidance from her bestie Leila about learning to regulate her emotions better, Leila is apparently an expert at that now too.
. Crystal’s comments all look the same:something, something, something, superlative, superlative, something, something, superlative, superlative, something, superlative, superlative, superlative.
It doesn’t matter what she’s talking about, it could be a person, place, thing, interaction, or experience but it is always the most extreme version of any scenario. There is no normal middle ground. It is always either the best/most amazing/mind blowing/deepest connection/life changing or it was the absolute worst/heartbreaking/soul crushing/like war. She needs to get some guidance from her bestie Leila about learning to regulate her emotions better, Leila is apparently an expert at that now too.
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I bet the other person did not think it was one of the BeSt conversations of their life…they were probably wondering how they could get away from Crystal waxing lyrical about her magical/battle scarred/creative/spiritual/dark and light/hardworking/bereft/beautiful/eye infected life.
Yes she's so over the top. Everything has to be sparkly unicorn mind blowing or depths of despair no one has ever had it worse and then she spins it like it's her season to learn and therefore must share it to everyone like she's a prophet. You can just have tit days, weeks, months and years Crystal. People can be tit humans and sometimes we are also tit humans. It doesn't have to be all that miraculous. You're no more special than anyone else on earth and aren’t holding the secrets to life love. You have not 'gone to war'. You have never been to war. You are a spoilt brat who has always had family support and financial backup and always had somewhere to go to put up a teepee and make a fake beach. You have flittered off to Bali, I assume that takes a passport and some money in the bank? You have had the cash to 'buy a place in Bali' and apparently have a myriad of celebrity friends just dying to have you 'style' (and I use that word loosely). You can afford to live in 'Byron' not Byron one of the most expensive places in Australia. You can afford the hair extensions, botox and fillers. Fake Dior bikes etc. You have not been to war Crystal, you are a very fortunate and privileged person.
As over the top as she is, with her endless manic word vomits, her “raw and real” bull and pretending to be the benevolent saviour of the average woman, here to enlighten and guide them to a higher level - there are two topics she has conspicuously skirted around and refused to elaborate on.
1. Why she had her children removed from her care and
2. what happened with her king and silver fox, grandpa boyfriend.
Funny that
1. Why she had her children removed from her care and
2. what happened with her king and silver fox, grandpa boyfriend.
Funny that
haha- I think she said her and silver foxes “values were not aligned”.As over the top as she is, with her endless manic word vomits, her “raw and real” bull and pretending to be the benevolent saviour of the average woman, here to enlighten and guide them to a higher level - there are two topics she has conspicuously skirted around and refused to elaborate on.
1. Why she had her children removed from her care and
2. what happened with her king and silver fox, grandpa boyfriend.
Funny that
Ok she’s tapped out until February…how long will she last???
There’s got to be some recap of her war torn days of 2022 on New Years Eve surely therefore I give it a day
She has said she is going 10 times now. She’ll be back tomorrow to say goodbye 100 more times.
Bet my bottom dollar when she does get back (in a couple of days) that she posts video montage after video montage of her time off social media.
Bet my bottom dollar when she does get back (in a couple of days) that she posts video montage after video montage of her time off social media.
And the video montages will definitely involve that goddamn “this is the best part” song
People have spoken 'death over her'. If she's referring to tattlers having a bish sesh then she really is ducked in the head. Are you saying you have had actual death threats to you Crystal? As in another person/s have threatened your life or wished for you to fatally harm yourself Crystal? If so have you gone to Police about this matter? Were A.V.Os taken out? If you are genuinely receiving these threats and are in fear then showing your home, your kids school, where exactly you are working or travelling to would be a pretty important priority to maintain privacy wouldn't it? Wouldn't you have a private account? Not show your car and number plate, the gym you go to, your parents house, your hairdresser etc etc. I mean that's just what would make sense to me if I was in that awful position.
So was her big Lorna Jane project literally only a couple of days styling a bedroom? Surely a professional in this space would not consider this a big project that even needs mentioning? The way these influencers over inflate every tiny detail of their life is just astounding.
I bet she says this about every single year....
And Crystal? Stop saying you "went to war". Why don't you ask Ukrainian's how they feel about that?! You know, the country that actually went to war & are still in the middle of it?! God, she's so dense!
And Crystal? Stop saying you "went to war". Why don't you ask Ukrainian's how they feel about that?! You know, the country that actually went to war & are still in the middle of it?! God, she's so dense!
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Influencer Crystal is not. Try hard, manic headcase!? Yes.
The next thread title for Crystal definitely has to mention that she has survived a war.
BTW, that could be a great topic for her podcast! (Or business as she likes to call it, she’s starting 2 new businesses in 2023 dontchaknow?)
“How not to humiliate yourself yourself over a man”!!
Covering the topics of:
- how to avoid jumping into a relationship and immediately acting like an infatuated pre-teen obsessing over a fantasy of what he can offer you before you even know him,
- how to resist the impulse to video ever inch of his home, property and vehicles to brag about how wealthy he is and show off to your followers as if they are your own possessions now,
- how to know the difference of whether you’re just a convenient piece of ass for the new guy or if it’s really the soulmate connection you have fabricated in your head, and finally …
- how to NOT introduce your children to the new man until the relationship has lasted more than a hot minute and you have the assurance from him that you are, in fact, in a fully committed relationship.
Anybody else have any suggestions for podcast topics that Crystal might know something about? I’m sure she would welcome the suggestions!
Yes, she did! In her three sentence, off-hand reference to the sudden disappearance of that relationship over a month after the fact. Never to be elaborated on or mentioned again.
BTW, that could be a great topic for her podcast! (Or business as she likes to call it, she’s starting 2 new businesses in 2023 dontchaknow?)
“How not to humiliate yourself yourself over a man”!!
Covering the topics of:
- how to avoid jumping into a relationship and immediately acting like an infatuated pre-teen obsessing over a fantasy of what he can offer you before you even know him,
- how to resist the impulse to video ever inch of his home, property and vehicles to brag about how wealthy he is and show off to your followers as if they are your own possessions now,
- how to know the difference of whether you’re just a convenient piece of ass for the new guy or if it’s really the soulmate connection you have fabricated in your head, and finally …
- how to NOT introduce your children to the new man until the relationship has lasted more than a hot minute and you have the assurance from him that you are, in fact, in a fully committed relationship.
Anybody else have any suggestions for podcast topics that Crystal might know something about? I’m sure she would welcome the suggestions!
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Final post today guys! Definitely last one! Absolutely going to be off socials till Feb now!
Crystal Bailey #3: Raw and real and only able to cook one meal. 
“I was literally alone”, and she had to “stay strong”. Oh boo bleeping hoo. Crystal, do you know how many hundreds of millions of people all over the world spend 5++ years of their adult lives without a partner or children? It’s truly no big deal. She lives in a state of perpetual victimhood. Besides, having two living parents as well as brothers and sisters that you lean on for support, financially and emotionally, is the opposite of “literally all alone”. Ridiculous twit.
Crystal, do you know how many hundreds of millions of people all over the world spend 5++ years of their adult lives without a partner or children? It’s truly no big deal. She lives in a state of perpetual victimhood. Besides, having two living parents as well as brothers and sisters that you lean on for support, financially and emotionally, is the opposite of “literally all alone”. Ridiculous twit.Didn't she move her kids into that old wicks Byron resort? The multimillionaire? duck off Crystal.“I was literally alone”, and she had to “stay strong”. Oh boo bleeping hoo.
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Is Lorna Jane a Jesus freak too? And when she says 'speak words of love' over other women I imagine it to be in tongues just like Tammy Faye Baker or other mentally inept flogs Evangelists.
Hey Crystal, whilst you have so much time to rewatch your Jesus movie how about you check out the documentary made on Hillsong and the Houstons!!! Are you in the right season for that?
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