I got my babies back, guyzzz. Drunk dance party on the tables at my house! (oh don’t worry, I’ll shut the kids in the soundproof room while we crack open our 12th bottle of wine, they won’t bother us!)
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If she is really stepping up to more full time parenting then we had better see some stability and sanity on the gram more. It’s rare that children are better off without their mother but those boys have had such disarray already, I have to assume their respective fathers have provided some stability and consistency for them; I’d hate to see them uprooted.
hopefully she just means they are staying with her for the Christmas holidays, and even then, I hope she then prioritises actually being a mother.
hopefully she just means they are staying with her for the Christmas holidays, and even then, I hope she then prioritises actually being a mother.
I’m sorry but wtf is wrong with this persons bathroom? She’s acting like it’s a hideous disaster. It looks fucken great if you ask me.
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So let me get this straight....you scare the hell out of your "styling angels" by sneaking up on them putting together the furniture & then just proceed to continue filming them while you sit on your lazy ass, not helping & think it's hilarious? Got it. 
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I’d be bleeping ropable if this unhinged maniac was posting my home and criticizing the bathroom. But then I’d never think hiring these ‘styling angels’ would be an option.
My first thoughts are they help out for free. Crystal wannabes
She honestly believes this?? 
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She designed it from her spiritual dreams? No, it’s covered in white paint like every other thing she’s touched for the last 5 years. So far there has been zero evidence of creativity, divinely inspired or not.She honestly believes this??
Besides, she had been posting images of seaside restaurants that she pulled from Pinterest for weeks before the Byron project. She 100% pulled any of her ideas from there. Looking back at how long she had been posting those images for, it always made me suspicious about her claim that the restaurant project popped up out of the blue “from god”. It seems to me that she knew it was going to happen, or the potential for it to happen, and was pulling inspiration images for weeks in advance. It makes a great story that god just unexpectedly laid it in her lap though.
Besides, she’s been saying for the last 3 months that she had 3 big projects coming up in December, right? This restaurant would have made that 4 if it were in fact unexpected. So far there have been 2. Let’s see how many more there are before the end of the year.
I think you’re spot on. This is the post from one of the girls, who it looks like is trying to start her own styling business. It really sounds like they were brought on for free or paid very little with the promise of “work experience” with an Insta star like Crystal. “Thank you for the opportunity to finally meet you” she says, “I got to…learn from someone special”.
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If I’ve hired a stylist and they publicly shame my current styling like that, no matter how bad the styling actually was, I would be firing that stylist. It is so disrespectful. It’s no different to hiring a cleaner and them posting about how messy my place is, that’s why I hired you, I don’t need that broadcast to the masses for your ego boost.
100%. Let alone the fact that that bathroom is pretty much the look of a majority of people’s bathrooms- especially people with full time kids.
It is rude and obnoxious. There are ways of posting before and after a without being such a wanker. “Worst nightmare”. At least she owns the bathroom and doesn’t rent it! There’s always that for the client to console herself with.....
She’s got some nerve calling herself a single mum. Actual single mums are fkn super heroes and nothing like this self absorbed twit.
Interesting - stumbled across this about The Mez Club.
The website of the people who actually designed the space.
Crystal not even mentioned as a colllaborator.
How many times does she drop into her monologues about herself that she “did the Mez Clib?” Implying she designed it.
What exactly did she do?
The website of the people who actually designed the space.
Crystal not even mentioned as a colllaborator.
How many times does she drop into her monologues about herself that she “did the Mez Clib?” Implying she designed it.
What exactly did she do?
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HAHA this is brilliant...
Crystal, just..duck off!
Thats all.
Thats all.
Is Crystal allergic to colour? That house looks beige washed. Like every other thing on her page. Where is the actual styling? Throwing everything neutral coloured all together looks so boring. Thank god for the Christmas tree.
Is that a getting ready to sell styled home? It’s so staged and blah. I know those fashion house books are expensive but I think they look tacky. Books in your home should be what you are actually going to read, not just props. I actually didn’t realise people were still doing that (styling with designer books), it just screams 2020 Pinterest.
soooo did her off the shelf curtains make it into this place?
soooo did her off the shelf curtains make it into this place?
I don't think it's a ready to sell home since she films herself picking up off the floor & folding this guy's clothes (ewww) & putting them in these cheap looking containers that are so deep she has to pull them all the way out of their cubbyhole to even peek inside. Twenty bucks they'll be back on the floor in a minute. And that home office desk for a guy is AWFUL, in my opinion. Not very macho/male looking at all. But hey, what do I know? I don't watch YouTube videos & call myself an interior designer.
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I had the exact same thoughts as everyone else.I don't think it's a ready to sell home since she films herself picking up off the floor & folding this guy's clothes (ewww) & putting them in these cheap looking containers that are so deep she has to pull them all the way out of their cubbyhole to even peek inside. Twenty bucks they'll be back on the floor in a minute. And that home office desk for a guy is AWFUL, in my opinion. Not very macho/male looking at all. But hey, what do I know? I don't watch YouTube videos & call myself an interior designer.
There is no talent in ordering a house full of beige furniture. The most generous thing I can say is it all coordinates. How could it not when you buy everything in the same color? No personality, no creativity, so bland.
The closet
Nothing like having all of your clothes shoved into flimsy containers you can’t see through so you don‘t ever know where anything is. Then you have to pull each one out and the dig around to the bottom to find what you are looking for, making the clothes inside a wrinkled mess. I bet they pull everything out of there the minute she leaves. Well, maybe the owners can reuse the $180 worth of Ikea containers for storage in their garage or something.I’m sure the boy is going to love a study space that‘s filled with vases and candlesticks and fashion books.
She never thinks the practicality of anything through. She should stick to styling where she doesn’t have to worry about an actual client living in the space and all she has to do is make it pretty for a picture. Home staging would be perfect for her.
The storage containers don’t seem to fit the space, they look messy. The knick knacks are going to be a witch to dust around. But I’m sure he will love the Tom ford book taking up all that space on the tiny desk. She really nailed that room
the book might make a useful laptop stand, looks to be a good height for that.
None of her styling is modern or forward thinking or original. Her on a budget jobs are better than these paid jobs because at least they had personality. Except for the red boat jammed in the rafters of a badly painted restaurant. That’s an abomination.
the book might make a useful laptop stand, looks to be a good height for that.None of her styling is modern or forward thinking or original. Her on a budget jobs are better than these paid jobs because at least they had personality. Except for the red boat jammed in the rafters of a badly painted restaurant. That’s an abomination.
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