Crystal Bailey #2

[lifeispeachy]

How the duck is this poor family meant to find any of their clothes ??!!

Why does she make things so difficult? Is this some sort of flex? just go back to the car once your trolley is full then go to the next shop like normal functional humans!!

 

[J0J0]

OnLy CrAzY wOmEn have ever overfilled a shopping trolley. Get off the internet and get back to doing your job crystal. This is some boring ass tit.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Imagine how much work she could get done if she didn’t photograph and video every mundane moment in her life

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Why does she make things so difficult? Is this some sort of flex? just go back to the car once your trolley is full then go to the next shop like normal functional humans!!

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Surely she’s not waiting for an Uber to pick her up with all of that tit???
She said in an earlier story that she flew in b/c she didn’t want to drive down and is taking Ubers everywhere. Why in the duck would she not get a rental car like an adult, knowing she was going to have three full days of shopping and resourcing? She has the forethought of a bleeping toddler.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

One other thing I remember her saying that‘s worth clarifying. She was bragging about how much abundance she has manifested and said that this month alone she was going to be invoicing in the 6 figures. She is spinning the truth again, as usual.

There‘s NO WAY she is earning six figures this month. The majority of that billing is pass through costs to pay for the product she has just installed, it’s not her profit or design fee.

IMO, for her to be carrying the financial risk of having purchased a house full of furnishings w/her own money is incredibly dumb. If they should happen to decide at the end of the day they aren’t happy with what she did and refuse to pay her she would be well and truly ducked. The client should have already paid for 95% of the project costs by now, including her design fee (if she’s even charging one).

 

[lifeispeachy]

I also would not want to be a client of hers with her saying she’s squeezing in x amount of projects in a short period and no sleep! (I mean, I wouldn’t want to be a client for many other reasons too)

 

[showinguphere]

As a client my alarm bells would be ringing massively when she is posting running off to rug shops to buy a last minute rug because the one she ordered didn’t arrive in time.
so
A) she is not ordering items with plenty of time for it to arrive
B) the client then has to either use that rug elsewhere or return it. Either option is a pain in the a
C) they are now paying Crystal an hourly rate to go rug shopping on top of all the other last minute spur of the moment unplanned shopping she is doing.

Agreed the 6 figures is her costs, not earnings. She loves a good spin on the truth.

Wasn’t she due to be doing Lorna Jayne’s house again? Wasnt she banging on about that again?

Maybe that’s next. But maybe not. As always- hard to tell what is the truth.

 

[emmygluewho]

How the duck is this poor family meant to find any of their clothes ??!!

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Why does she make things so difficult? Is this some sort of flex? just go back to the car once your trolley is full then go to the next shop like normal functional humans!!

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BAHAHAHA the duck is that closet space!?

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

Seriously if a “stylist” filled my shelves with opaque, ill fitting, absolutely useless cube storage baskets I would be asking for a refund. That is the most ridiculous method of storing items in a wardrobe, it would be infuriating to try to find items every day!

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

I hope the owners gave her permission to share their identity and family photos to strangers on the internet

 

[emmygluewho]

I hope the owners gave her permission to share their identity and family photos to strangers on the internet

Of course they didn't! But these parasite influencers do not give a flying duck.

#content

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

What an odd way to phrase this. Define “long time”. If she got permanent primary custody you would think she would say that “he’s back with his mumma for good”. Sounds like maybe it’s just for Christmas break?

Also, where is that dog?

 

[emmygluewho]

What an odd way to phrase this. Define “long time”. If she got permanent primary custody you would think she would say that “he’s back with his mumma for good”. Sounds like maybe it’s just for Christmas break?

Also, where is that dog?

Lets be real a 'long time' to Crystal koo koo is anything longer than 48 hours.

 

[J0J0]

What an odd way to phrase this. Define “long time”. If she got permanent primary custody you would think she would say that “he’s back with his mumma for good”. Sounds like maybe it’s just for Christmas break?

Also, where is that dog?

For the holidays. I think she lost trying to get him permanently hence the ‘worst news of her life’ or something to that effect a few weeks ago.

 

[ohmybortch]

Yes! Where is the dogggg????

 

[not_the_kids]

Where’s her dignity??
Did she really just give a eulogy for a guy she’d “known” for 3 months??

And by “known” who occasionally said hi to her when she ordered her morning coffee??

 

[Justbeige]

God I hate those stupid flinstone concrete round legged 'pieces'. Those stupid weird lounges are just as awful. The styling is tit, so tacky and will be out of style with in the next year.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Where’s her dignity??
Did she really just give a eulogy for a guy she’d “known” for 3 months??

And by “known” who occasionally said hi to her when she ordered her morning coffee??

Omg, what the duck did I just watch??
She literally stood up there and eulogized an acquaintance like she was his best friend. She is breathtakingly shameless. There is nothing this head won’t do to get attention. And then posted herself crying AGAIN. She is an absolute black hole of toxic narcissistic need.

 

[emmygluewho]

How the duck did she make that eulogy about her!? 'I took so many people to the cafe' 'laptop party! Because I have to work'

Fuckkkk up you self absorbed bleep.

 

[J0J0]

Brother from another mother of my dreams 🫣