Guys she’s got a binder full of paperwork and a team booked to come and do stuff! Quite frankly, at this point I can’t wait to see a job, any job, where she isn’t doing it all herself at 3am in bathers.
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It’s the constant bragging about how little she knows and belittling being educated in your chosen profession that cracks me up. Then in the next breath pretending that she is some sort of authority on interior design, in a position to coach other women. Like, whaaat? 
Constantly spinning her ignorance and the chaos it creates as being “raw and real”, while she eye ducks her phone and sticks her tongue out like a child. If she had any sense she’d be embarrassed by that tit.
If she can pull this off I’ll be happy for her, it will be nice to see her progress from zip tied curtains and contact paper covered bench tops. But the constant pretending that she is somehow equally qualified as an actual design professional because god talks to her is bleeping absurd.
Constantly spinning her ignorance and the chaos it creates as being “raw and real”, while she eye ducks her phone and sticks her tongue out like a child. If she had any sense she’d be embarrassed by that tit.If she can pull this off I’ll be happy for her, it will be nice to see her progress from zip tied curtains and contact paper covered bench tops. But the constant pretending that she is somehow equally qualified as an actual design professional because god talks to her is bleeping absurd.
Does anyone understand what the whole “mentor women to design their dreams” means?
Does she mentor to help set up businesses?
Or is this something more “holistic” and “spiritual” - a dream believe achieve manifesting coaching thing.
Hard pass on either of those options.
Does she mentor to help set up businesses?
Or is this something more “holistic” and “spiritual” - a dream believe achieve manifesting coaching thing.
Hard pass on either of those options.
Yeah, she stays curiously vague about that, doesn’t she?
Is she pretending that her daily manic rants are pearls of wisdom that she is dropping on her followers and just by watching her she is helping you design your dreams?
Or had she offered a masterclass or structured coaching at some point (like every other unqualified twit on SM)? I know she said The Secret Garden was supposed to be a space for classes and mentoring woman but we see what happened with that - exactly nothing.
Or does she think simply encouraging you to hang her curtains up is all it takes to help you to design your dreams?
She loves thinking up catch phrases as much as old girl Leila does. I’m guessing she came up with design your dreams without thinking through exactly how she was going to implement it. She struck gold with raw and real though, I’ll give her that. It’s really putting a clever spin on ‘watch me melt down before your eyes’.
I think you are right- I think it is a cover story to explain her need to get in front of the camera and do her monologues about herself. Same with the raw and (supposedly) real.
Instagram and narcissists = a whole lot of boring content with narcissists talking about themselves. Yawn.
Look, I’m no raw-and-real-design-your-dreams-holistic-spiritual-interior-stylist or anything BUT…….. this ain’t gonna work, girlfriend. 
How will anyone get into the pool area with all that furniture in the way?! I’m laughing, but it’s truly messed up. This is amateurish at best.
How will anyone get into the pool area with all that furniture in the way?! I’m laughing, but it’s truly messed up. This is amateurish at best.
Waaaaay too crowded for my taste!Look, I’m no raw-and-real-design-your-dreams-holistic-spiritual-interior-stylist or anything BUT…….. this ain’t gonna work, girlfriend.
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Now I’m thinking she doesn’t charge the client anything (we know she did freebies for Lorna Jane, Showpo, Collective Hub etc to name drop)…
And the just makes $ off the sourced pieces which she buys wholesale (up to 50% off retail)
This would only be for not DIY tit like she did for Not so Mumsy etc where she just hung curtains
And the just makes $ off the sourced pieces which she buys wholesale (up to 50% off retail)
This would only be for not DIY tit like she did for Not so Mumsy etc where she just hung curtains
Even with the crappy bistro furniture, this looked 100 times better than what you did to it Crystal. I really hope they make you come back and fix it.
Who eye duck's the camera while bragging how their ADHD helps them do 10 things at once?! 
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Story kinda insulting to the owners. I’m sure it had its day. I just don’t think as a client I would be loving that Insta post.
The push is on again to unload her studio, I see.
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yeah!
I thought she had someone for that!
I wouldn’t be trusting the figures she gives on it, that’s for sure.
What is she talking about?! "Has been such a talked about space all over the country". If that were the case, wouldn't it have been easier to find a buyer??
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I have no clue what rents would be for retail space in Tamworth but between her house lease and the studio lease she’s got to be putting out a significant amount of cash every month.
I’m so curious what she has priced the studio at and what the terms are.
She’s probably at least looking to transfer the lease out of her name and recoup her deposits and the fit out expenses. I bet she will probably want to pad that $30 grand because the space is so instafamous. Maybe there is some random merch stock she’ll sell them. I wouldn’t be surprised if she claims that because of the exposure her compilation video got of her building out the space (isn’t that the one that pushed her followers over 100,000?) that there is now name recognition attached to the studio or some bull like that and there is a dollar value to that as well.
It would be interesting to find out.
I’m so curious what she has priced the studio at and what the terms are.
She’s probably at least looking to transfer the lease out of her name and recoup her deposits and the fit out expenses. I bet she will probably want to pad that $30 grand because the space is so instafamous. Maybe there is some random merch stock she’ll sell them. I wouldn’t be surprised if she claims that because of the exposure her compilation video got of her building out the space (isn’t that the one that pushed her followers over 100,000?) that there is now name recognition attached to the studio or some bull like that and there is a dollar value to that as well.
It would be interesting to find out.
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That was not a ‘run down old building’. Looked like a regular shop front
I would not want to be the friend credited for any of the past 10 years! 
It’s something something inappropriate to say the Aboriginal Land Council offices were old and run down. I’m wondering if she’d say the same about government offices that she might potentially need to use, like Centrelink?
And I agree, it didn’t look old and run down to begin with. A totally normal shop front in a regional town.
Unless Crystal’s ViSiOn would have been to paint boomerangs onto the walls. Many, many boomerangs everywhere you look.
So her older son is really coming to live with her and his little brother full time? I simply don't get it. Only time will tell. Or is this another play on words & he's only coming for a visit? (You never know with her ).
He doesn't look happy having his photo taken. He better get used to it.
).He doesn't look happy having his photo taken. He better get used to it.
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When are these dropkicks going to understand that nobody gives a duck about this?! This is personal, private family information. Keep it to yourself or vent to a friend. But keep the kids personal things off social media. Keep painting fish you crack head.So her older son is really coming to live with her and his little brother full time? I simply don't get it. Only time will tell. Or is this another play on words & he's only coming for a visit? (You never know with her
He doesn't look happy having his photo taken. He better get used to it.
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