Give all the bloody idiots out on jolly day at the seaside £1000 fines.
I'll trade you a toilet roll for a glassAnyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…![]()
Block off the beach and leave them all there until about 1am, the word will travel fastGive all the bloody idiots out on jolly day at the seaside £1000 fines.
Having his hair ruffledHe’s late![]()
Bartering now eh? Like it!I'll trade you a toilet roll for a glass
No Ive just had a cup of tea.Anyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…![]()
I feel like having a bottle and I don’t even like wineAnyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…![]()
I don't even drink but I feel like I need to startBartering now eh? Like it!![]()
Is it ruffled or a tit attempted at a comb over?Having his hair ruffled
I'm having a rum and coke.... First day back at work in a nursery tomorrow after 11 weeks sick leave - god only knows what tit storm I'm going back into....Anyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…![]()
I havent Ive been using surface wipes on my hands when Im out and about.Has anyone got any hand sanitizer I could buy off of you please?