Give all the bloody idiots out on jolly day at the seaside £1000 fines.
I'll trade you a toilet roll for a glassAnyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…
Block off the beach and leave them all there until about 1am, the word will travel fastGive all the bloody idiots out on jolly day at the seaside £1000 fines.
Having his hair ruffledHe’s late
Bartering now eh? Like it!I'll trade you a toilet roll for a glass
No Ive just had a cup of tea.Anyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…
I feel like having a bottle and I don’t even like wineAnyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…
I don't even drink but I feel like I need to startBartering now eh? Like it!
Is it ruffled or a tit attempted at a comb over?Having his hair ruffled
I'm having a rum and coke.... First day back at work in a nursery tomorrow after 11 weeks sick leave - god only knows what tit storm I'm going back into....Anyone having a wine yet? No? Just me then. ok...…
I havent Ive been using surface wipes on my hands when Im out and about.Has anyone got any hand sanitizer I could buy off of you please?