My brain already hurts from the first paragraph
Conor Ryan #3 Dumped by Aoife, stole his granny's house, receding hairline, and hung like a mouse
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Reading his posts could be used as Chinese torture tactics for the army
Looking chunky as duck in that shower clip.
Lads that outfit 
Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonaldHe's turned into one fat f**k
It's likely all his unhealthy eating has destroyed his system and the weight pile on is the result.
This can happen very suddenly. His bowels and gut health must be in ribbons.
It's quite shocking actually
This can happen very suddenly. His bowels and gut health must be in ribbons.
It's quite shocking actually
Her outfit is as tacky...and the "my love" comment 
There are times I feel sorry for him, but a man nearly 30 behaving the way he does I think he should accept the social media food game is not for him. I'd like to think he looks at the likes of Ellie or even Ben Williams and sees their likes and following due to content and original following is where social media is at. It is not gaining any benefits for him, money wise maybe, weight wise no, likeability no. Conor when you read this, put the burgers down it's not for you. 
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Deadly setup he says regarding the coffee spot...it's a horsebox in a car park...he's such a thicko, I can't believe ppl pay for his reviews and worse again his minions feed on it
That poor dog being thrown on its back. He has no idea how to look after a dachshund. The poor dogs back will be wrecked in no time 
its literally just an accessory for him otherwise he would have learnt how to take care of the breed properly
its literally just an accessory for him otherwise he would have learnt how to take care of the breed properlyI never understood people saying they look similar both blonde with great bodies but that's where there similarities end, I always thought it was a crime against society that conor was going out with a girl like aoife I've always thought aoife is stunning.
Why is Nicole's face so lumpy? Is it bad filler?
The main difference being Aoife appears intelligent where's Nicole comes across as thick and spoilt...perfect fodder for him to manipulate and gaslight
The message he shared on his story looks like wrote it himself or got a 5yr old to do it
The message he shared on his story looks like wrote it himself or got a 5yr old to do it
Still think he's in the closet and puts the women down because he is unable to face up to that fact and is self loathing and bitter.
He has a type - Blonde/Barbie because he thinks all is little scrote followers want to see that.
He has a type - Blonde/Barbie because he thinks all is little scrote followers want to see that.
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Exactly my point is proven.
His audience is his peers and his status amongst them. He's so insecure about himself and unable to accept who he really is that he is willing to dehumanise a lovely human that is far too good for him just for the validation and acceptance of his scrote audience.
And he does it time and time again. I worry about the naivety of some of these people who go out with him.
Once again he has shown what a lowlife he is.
I think he’s gay and just goes for what he thinks men want
Standing in the lashings of rain so he can have the "slicked" hair look what a bell end