New thread for CMB - anyone fancy a recap?!
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Sweet baby jesus and the wee donkey my eyes are burning 
imagine taking your da out for his dinner and him not even his shirt buttoned right...melt
imagine taking your da out for his dinner and him not even his shirt buttoned right...meltGo on @Et tu Brute? You're the best at the recaps 
Cmb
Award winning makeup artist (doesn't do makeup
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Scandal leaked from group chat about brides,
Gastric bypass surgery Β£8500
Boob reduction Β£5000
Tummy tuck Β£?
Surgery to fix botched Ballykelly surgery Β£?
Further tummy tuck, apparently she did too much, laying in her pit
Further boob surgery
And finally her bingo wings surgery
Lives in the creggan, is very jealous, is a cheeky, smelly passive aggressive head
Her da looks like a greasy smelly dirty old man
Her mum claims she's sick, I've seen her out and about speaking normal, smoking her wee e cigarette, wearing her fur coat
Toni, can't cook, won't cook, doesn't wash, doesn't parent, doesn't do anything
Oh, unless it's doing Toni
She loves a clothes hanger from ikea
Breaks every rule.
Has been nominated for the best head award
Award winning makeup artist (doesn't do makeup
) Scandal leaked from group chat about brides,
Gastric bypass surgery Β£8500
Boob reduction Β£5000
Tummy tuck Β£?
Surgery to fix botched Ballykelly surgery Β£?
Further tummy tuck, apparently she did too much, laying in her pit
Further boob surgery
And finally her bingo wings surgery
Lives in the creggan, is very jealous, is a cheeky, smelly passive aggressive head
Her da looks like a greasy smelly dirty old man
Her mum claims she's sick, I've seen her out and about speaking normal, smoking her wee e cigarette, wearing her fur coat
Toni, can't cook, won't cook, doesn't wash, doesn't parent, doesn't do anything
Oh, unless it's doing Toni
She loves a clothes hanger from ikea
Breaks every rule.
Has been nominated for the best head award
That thread title is incredible! Big applause to whoever came up with that. 
That gathering was like a scene from shameless featuring Rab C Nesbitt aka the creepy da 
The Clampetts are alive and living in creggan
What the actual feck is that head wearing,
Toni needs a makeover
Toni needs a makeover
All that money and the "perfect" body and she still ends up looking like the bargain bin of a charity shop. She needs a stylist big time.
She needs a stylist big time.Why is she going to Meraki for her hair now. What happened to Patricia up in glam.... She was the beat thing since a sliced loaf for a while there but our Toni never mentions them now 
wonder was there a falling out too with thon boy from powder and pout for they were supposedly all great friends until the scandal hit and it all come out about Toni and the back stabbing melarkey
wonder was there a falling out too with thon boy from powder and pout for they were supposedly all great friends until the scandal hit and it all come out about Toni and the back stabbing melarkeyNaw sure she left patricia d go d the connor company down the quay but sure she didn stay long ther either! If i workes in a salon i wudn b takin her lol
I forgot she went to conor and Co for a while sure didn't she go in with Cliona one day when they were best pals to get their hair done b4 that friendship went tits up. If I remember right she was asked to be a BA for conor and Co too (that gave me such a laugh because as we all know she never washes her mop the hallion
) that put me off going into conor & Co to get my hair done tbhShe went to a place in Donegal for a whole too,
She uses and abuses people for her own benefit, she's a head
She uses and abuses people for her own benefit, she's a head
Did he not take the BA role off her after the scandal?I forgot she went to conor and Co for a while sure didn't she go in with Cliona one day when they were best pals to get their hair done b4 that friendship went tits up. If I remember right she was asked to be a BA for conor and Co too (that gave me such a laugh because as we all know she never washes her mop the hallion
apparently powder and pouts husband and Paul had a thing at one stageWhy is she going to Meraki for her hair now. What happened to Patricia up in glam.... She was the beat thing since a sliced loaf for a while there but our Toni never mentions them now
Yes conor & Co dropped her and got that doll that loves fashion
Aye she's been through quite a few 'friendships' the last few years, sad that she doesn't really have friends
Maybe her "shout outs" just weren't doing it. They prob lost more custom than gained because of her. I can imagine her demanding appointments over everyone else etc
She doesn't seem to be able to keep friendships at all..I think once Toni has got what she needs from you the green eyed monster kicks in, she can't stay in her own lane and doesn't like to see people being successful. Life isn't a competition Toni, I love seeing other people do well and by no means feel threatened by them
Them weddings rings are so tacky. And sure look calling out Cooleys, I'll bet she missed Callaghans doing them for her lol
That βlineupβ at that new makeup place is so tacky I am sorry, all of them loved breaking COVID rules so they all have something in common.
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