She's 1 useless cuntiful stupid c**t of a personAnd on Colour me Cuntiful tonight a special on how to cook stew in an Instant pot for 18 minutes.
duck me I knew how to make a stew dinner at 12 years old ye daft bastard🥱
Colour Me Bootiful #18 Fried baby boils covered in cheese, a fainted arse & hair full of grease
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Imagine her telling derry wans how to make a stew ffs 
And saying sawday for saute
And Toni Sous Vide is pronounces soo vee, you're welcome
And saying sawday for saute
And Toni Sous Vide is pronounces soo vee, you're welcome
Lovely brown nails very reminiscent of the shite she spouts and perfect for disguising the dirt that lies under them
I'm glad she told us to put everything in the one pot for stew. I don't need five pots now, one got spuds, one for carrots, one for mince, one for onions
The chicken fried rice copied from Sara synergy too
She's another dose
Fake as half the designer shite she wears! But then again £150 a month membership
I have to say I laughed out loud with that last cooking demonstration, Jeeze you cudnt write itAnd on Colour me Cuntiful tonight a special on how to cook stew in an Instant pot for 18 minutes.
duck me I knew how to make a stew dinner at 12 years old ye daft bastard🥱
Fake as those fake tits she has
The stew didn't even look bad, better than the normal skinny sauce concoctions
She’s trying too hard to be an influencer! Her and Toni will be besties soon I bet!Fake as those fake tits she has
The cheek of her...."Paul's making a stew" and then the tube comes in recording and lifts those tongs with her manky hands and starts pulling the balls of mince apart....then no goes on to ridicule it when it's done by saying "ack it doesn't even look like a stew a stew has balls of mince".... she was pissing me off with her ignorance
“USE, USE, USE” 
It’s paper, not pipper
It’s so-tey (sauté) not Sawday
Honestly, how on earth have these two survived almost 40 years (more for Paul) on this planet? What have they been eating? How have they been cooking? What have they been feeding MM all these years? She has a Ninja, instant pot and a fancy range cooker and all they eat is fried slop covered in cheese and sauce
The absolute cheek of her saying Paul’s stew looked like vomit everything they eat looks like something the dog just threw up 
In all seriousness though, she’s so disrespectful of Paul. It’s the absolute height of bad manners to ridicule a meal someone makes you. Anyone who takes the time and makes the effort to make you food should be appreciated, not ridiculed. Imagine being married to that?!
It’s paper, not pipper
It’s so-tey (sauté) not Sawday
Honestly, how on earth have these two survived almost 40 years (more for Paul) on this planet? What have they been eating? How have they been cooking? What have they been feeding MM all these years? She has a Ninja, instant pot and a fancy range cooker and all they eat is fried slop covered in cheese and sauce
The absolute cheek of her saying Paul’s stew looked like vomit
everything they eat looks like something the dog just threw up In all seriousness though, she’s so disrespectful of Paul. It’s the absolute height of bad manners to ridicule a meal someone makes you. Anyone who takes the time and makes the effort to make you food should be appreciated, not ridiculed. Imagine being married to that?!
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Does anyone have a link where I can watch stories? I can't seem to see her stories 
Omg.
She is a right stirry fucker, you'd think nobody knew how to make mince stew. Poking her nose in there when he's making dinner.
Him upending the box of gravy granules into the pot.
I swear, I hope those stories are still on the morra so I can show my husband we'd a wile laugh about the whole chicken in supermarket, legs and all still on...!!
She is a right stirry fucker, you'd think nobody knew how to make mince stew. Poking her nose in there when he's making dinner.
Him upending the box of gravy granules into the pot.
I swear, I hope those stories are still on the morra so I can show my husband
we'd a wile laugh about the whole chicken in supermarket, legs and all still on...!!Upending the gravy granulesOmg.
She is a right stirry fucker, you'd think nobody knew how to make mince stew. Poking her nose in there when he's making dinner.
Him upending the box of gravy granules into the pot.
I swear, I hope those stories are still on the morra so I can show my husband
Rule 101 Paul. NEVER, EVER, lift an instapot while it has pressure in it. I use one and half cups of water for my stew. Another rule Paul, slap the annoying crusty fly that has to comment on everything you make. Let's see her try it.
Two choices in my house...... Take it or leave it.
Two choices in my house...... Take it or leave it.
Vinegar ?? In a stew ?? 
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