Clemmie Telford #3 Can't handle cash? Can't get pissed? Can't dress as an adult? Write a list!

[Cabbagepatch]

I don't live in the South East, or have kids, and even I could come up with a dozen suggestions of things to do with a two year old within an hour of Peckham. Honestly!

CrossFit and Pizza anyone??

 

[Beadyeye]

She needs to invest in an iron. She just always looks so scruffy!

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Why is she saying she’s not been out in months today? She was out yesterday

 

[Rosieee]

This made me really angry last night. The flippant homelessness questions. How did being homeless make you feel?? She’s so lazy. I bet she walks past homeless people every day but decides to ask this question on social media. Go to a shelter. Help at a shelter. Talk to actual people.

And this is coming from a woman who once said that a homeless guy drinking at the parc was “ruining the vibe”. She obviously is very concerned about homeless people.

 

[PoorPatrol]

And this is coming from a woman who once said that a homeless guy drinking at the parc was “ruining the vibe”. She obviously is very concerned about homeless people.

She’s a thick twit. She’s the least appropriate candidate to be covering this type of topic, not a #woke bone in her body!

 

[Treesy19]

Struggling for content today; bread being buttered by Greta. Although quickly followed by a tag of where G’s T-shirt is from, of course.

 

[Howdy]

It's when she asks "have I missed anything?" I genuinely question her IQ. A few quick fire unoriginal and unprobing questions on vast and complex subjects. Yeah, what do you reckon?

 

[Mustard]

Wonder what her degree was in? How to dress like a perpetual toddler?

 

[Kutikuti]

Cake Icing and Morris Dancing at the University of her Left Toenail

 

[Mustard]

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It’s shocking that she has a post graduate degree in advertising and this is how she uses it.

 

[PoorPatrol]

I don’t know how someone that thick got a degree. Which ridiculous easy university did all of these insta-cunts go to? I feel like my tutors were so hardcore, any slack writing or lack of fact-checking has been drilled out of me!

 

[sparrow27]

Her and Clemmie Hooper would have been at UWE at the same time?

 

[Katjak]

She also went to Aylesbury High School, which is a selective (by 11+ exam) state grammar.

And people say grammars take the "brightest and the best".

 

[Mustard]

Looking for a favourite mental health charity. Wants to write about her alcohol free 9 months.

 

[FairyBread]

I'm glad she is writing not speaking about her 9 months alcohol-free. There is something about her voice and mouth when she speaks which is really unpleasant. Not sure if it just me

 

[yellow_daisies]

I'm glad she is writing not speaking about her 9 months alcohol-free. There is something about her voice and mouth when she speaks which is really unpleasant. Not sure if it just me

It's not just you.

 

[notthefullshilling]

It's not just you.

Same. Though her writing ain't much of an improvement to be honest.

 

[That3babieslife]

So she's not showing her children anymore after we all seen them naked and all

 

[Wolf359]

*woop woop* bandwagon alert!!

 

[Upsidedown]

Oh please please pleeeease can everyone make these comments on her page? I had to block her because the last time I left a comment about her bullshit, she was then messaging me asking why I’m so horrible, and actually requested to follow me! She was weird and I felt fairly satisfied doing the blocking.

Ah she did that to me too! Weirdo