Cleanqueen25

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Nah you guys would all shame me.
Very quickly rooms in my house can end up like this. Not one of us are naturally tidy and I have to work so hard to keep on top of it. Very easily a few busy days ends up the house in carnage! So for the hall messiness Im
With her 🤣
 
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Nah you guys would all shame me.
Very quickly rooms in my house can end up like this. Not one of us are naturally tidy and I have to work so hard to keep on top of it. Very easily a few busy days ends up the house in carnage! So for the hall messiness Im
With her 🤣
Fair play…and to be honest, I’m shortly due my first baby so reality might come and hit me hard very soon and I’ll be eating my words 😂
 
Nah you guys would all shame me.
Very quickly rooms in my house can end up like this. Not one of us are naturally tidy and I have to work so hard to keep on top of it. Very easily a few busy days ends up the house in carnage! So for the hall messiness Im
With her 🤣
Buttttt do you have an Instagram calling yourself a clean queen?
 
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I’m well on the way to being pissed off with her. Ohh, look what I feed my child veggie this, veggie that! Just feed her whatever and shut the duck up, you’re not Mother Earth. The “big yin” chat also gives me the boak! He’s not a big yin, but whatever tingles your fan hun.
 
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Fair play…and to be honest, I’m shortly due my first baby so reality might come and hit me hard very soon and I’ll be eating my words 😂
Mines a few weeks old and fair play to anyone that keeps on top of the house once the partner is back at work. I cannot put the baby down to do anything 🤣🤣
 
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Mines a few weeks old and fair play to anyone that keeps on top of the house once the partner is back at work. I cannot put the baby down to do anything 🤣🤣
if you haven’t already, finding your local sling library might help. It absolutely saved my sanity to have my hands free!
 
Hers is definitely more than a few weeks old 😅 surely it cannot just be me!
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I have a carrier. He enjoys it for about 3 minutes then it is a torture device. Keep trying everyday wishing for that hands free hour 😅
just feed him 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner. Loads of sugar mind, he’ll crash out after the sugar crush. Don’t worry about weaning advice just do it the now and make sure you have a big bowl of porridge and sugary treats too
 
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All the money she spends on rit and she can't get that tooth fixed?! I'm sure you get free/subsidised dental treatment on NHS for a year after having a baby
 
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All the money she spends on rit and she can't get that tooth fixed?! I'm sure you get free/subsidised dental treatment on NHS for a year after having a baby
She’s probably one of those awful patients who have been advised to go back for fillings, or is part way through dental treatment (i wouldn’t be surprised if she has a mouth full of decay), and hasn’t… so is therefore putting off going back for her chipped front tooth as she knows she will get a lecture 😆
 
The last time she got the tooth fixed I’m sure it was a freebie she got
 
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A breastfeeding ring?
Is she squirting her milk into that?
What a load of old rit.
She is such a fan!
 
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Is she having a laugh? I worked full time, my hubby was away in the military, we had 4 children and yet I still managed to clean my house myself.
She’s going to have every single weekend off along with Richard, they could have that tiny house clean in a couple of hours.
Cleanqueen my a.
 
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She'll definitely be giving up her account soon. She mentioned a while ago about creating an account for baby content only. I don't know if it ever happened but I can't see what she'll be posting on her current one if it isn't going to be cleaning or "maw chat" 🥱