Cleanqueen25

[spongey]

In case anyone missed her update, she had a wonderful pregnant Christmas. She got pregnant presents, went out a pregnant walk and she cooked a pregnant Christmas dinner. They pulled pregnant crackers then they all sat down and watched pregnant Christmas telly. Has she mentioned that she's pregnant?

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Fucking hell why do we ;
1) Need to know every bastard thing they eat.
2) Need to know how long she holds her child's hand for until she falls asleep.
3) How long she sleeps.

Jesus wept, give it a rest, it's mind numbingly boring now.
Surely NO ONE, and I repeat...NO ONE gives a fuck

 

[Curly]

A cleaner?!?
Seriously!! She’s fucking at it

Is this the same person that only weeks ago was going on about budgets and using the community fucking food store!!!!

 

[scottishsweetie]

I am really surprised her head teacher has not made any comment on her social media page.
The language used, the over sharing, the inappropriate lying in your pit doing videos doesn’t sit well for someone who is supposed to represent their school.
She may not say where she works but Glasgow is a small place and you can bet there will be parents on her page. Any school I have worked in have been really strict on employees social media use

There are parents on her page, I'm one of them

 

[KindnessWins]

She appears to be completely exhausted because she sets up about 900 “activities” each day for the baby. I’m all for babies having stuff to do but they don’t need many constant, different, activities all day every day. She’s so extra.

It’s her own insecurities. Probably from being a teacher she wants to see her kid as some sort of baby genius.

Don’t see Richard or the grandparents doing any of that shite when she goes back to work. The kid will get fired in front of coco melon all day with a bag of cheesy wotsits and a fruit shoot

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

Find it really unfair that she publicly posted that Richard has had counseling for food issues! Absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, but is it her story to tell?

 

[nalala]

I have ended up here because no one on Instagram annoys me more than this women. She is literally the most annoying first time mum I have EVER came across. She behaves like she’s mother of the year and would make anyone with kids feel bad for not having a whole sensory activity experience set up before 7am and a Christmas stocking planned and co ordinated before mid November! And don’t get me started on the absolute pure shite she eats and buys!!! How the fuck does her ‘big yin’ tolerate bett midler

 

[Curly]

I couldn’t give a shit about the fact she’s getting a cleaner cos let’s face it if you can afford it then why not but it’s the whole months and months of going on about money. Pretending that they are seriously skint, talking about budgets, taking from the community shop all the while showing that she is far from poor and being smug about it all!
She’s a far cry from the account that I originally followed

 

[Mum3boys]

Talk about jump scare. Thought it was Pennywise on my screen

 

[Funnifing71]

I unfollowed her when she made a big thing out of not showing her baby online (I agree kids shouldn’t be online on big accounts) but had no issue with plastering her nephews on her account from the day they were born. I found this totally hypocritical and disrespectful to her sister.

 

[SevilleorBust]

Christ, you are all a judgemental lot.

Of course he is working all hours; the baby was unexpected. It just shows how he has stepped up to the plate and taken the responsibility seriously.

And the house looks just fine for a couple who both work full time; one working overtime and one feeling the effects of pregnancy. So what if it is in a state during the week? That is what the weekend is for.

 

[nalala]

This girl is not ok. She genuinely thinks her kid is Einstein. Why is she saying she’s reading biology books that are for age 8? Like I sit down to read my 18 month a book and he chews the pages and throws it. And the pasta activity.. she’s literally 1.5 that is a major choking hazard. Babies explore threw their mouth there’s no way Lily’s not putting hard uncooked pasta in her mouth. She is quite literally insufferable

 

[3bnb]

“Non negotiable” meanwhile passing judgment to every family that do allow their child to use screens at the table while out, that’s the way I took it anyway. Goody two shoes honestly, I often wonder what her sister thinks about some of her comments and the way she thinks she’s better than every other parent out there

 

[Picklelily]

Another coat!!! She only bought her a new one a couple of weeks ago
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One minute buying at a community shop and complaining she has no money etc. Then the next booking spa nights away and Centre Parks on October half term! Erm I think Jenna needs to check herself.
She definitely has a spending problem.

Also CBeebies land to celebrate her first birthday!!! Why would you not wait until she’s old enough to remember it and enjoy it a one year old doesn’t need a fancy outing, just a cake and their family

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

She's a fanny regardless. Not long to wait until she's giving us a run down on how many feeds the baby is having, how long she sleeps, how she can't make ends meet on her maternity pay yet is still buying tat every day and picking up wee bits of clothing that will fit Lils when she's a teenager.

Aye, definitely a fanny

 

[Proof8]

One minute buying at a community shop and complaining she has no money etc. Then the next booking spa nights away and Centre Parks on October half term! Erm I think Jenna needs to check herself.
She definitely has a spending problem.

 

[Therealist]

That child has got more clothes than me there’s no way that’s everything either with the fact she buys her clothes several times a week

She’s got issues. She gets a massive high from spending. It’s always either on food or clothes.

I reckon if you took that option away from her, she’d get really depressed.

I used to really like her but she has changed since having her baby. I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s like she’s turned into a massive know it all, when really she’s actually quite clueless. All that stuff she bought for the baby on the plane was ridiculous.

 

[Tamij]

I can’t remember the last time the Cleanqueen ‘cleaned’ anything.
She’s become a complete baby bore.

 

[Curly]

Wow for months she has done nothing but show off how much she spends and now today she’s clearing out the community shop when she can afford to shop normal! These are set up to support people struggling not big greedy chops! That’s totally infuriating

 

[fischfan]

Happy to declare her child will eat anything including diabetes inducing sugar laden breakfasts but horrified by the notion of screen time at dinner despite less than 2 weeks ago saying TV had gotten through lilys latest bout of illness.

Must be great to live in a perfect world when it suits you….. PS Jenna you are completely smug and unlikeable. You talk of the idea that whatever makes “maw life” easier only when it suits you but equally happy to mum shame those who do not live up to your self imposed standards. Wake up, parenting is hard - we’re all trying our best and do not need schooled by do gooders