Cleanqueen25

[KindnessWins]

Anyone else just give their kid at that age an iPad and a packet of Quavers on the plane and hope for the best? Or is it just me?

When older, I put colouring books, crayons and Barbie’s in their backpack. And an iPad and Quavers

 

[Picklelily]

Of course she’s the first ever maw to take her kid on holiday and enjoy it whilst every other maw is awful and hates the time away. Of course everything is just pure magical.


What she’s failing to understand is that a lot of parents don’t go on family holidays so they’re there with their child 24/7, no leaving them with the grandparents to sneak off for food etc

 

[Beach88]

She’s a living, breathing, RE teaching hungry hungry hippo.

 

[Tamij]

What the actual fuck!!

A momento of a special journey
Do me a favour

Moment in Italian.
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It's proper odd making such a big deal out of feeding your kid, it's not journey. She'll need a croissant one next!

That child is 80% croissant.

 

[spongey]

"This mum needs a coffee "

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Richard treated Lily to some pyjamas?
Fuck right off, Richard bought her pj's because she's his daughter and that's his responsibility.
God, she's grating on my last fucking nerve lately, who needs to know that shit anyway?

 

[fischfan]

Again the mad obsession with how small Lily is. If my 2 and a half year old was still wearing 9-12 month clothes despite having a good varied diet then i think i would be checking in with my gp or health visitor that there’s not something else going on there.

 

[Underhiseye]

Whenever she puts cooey it makes me want to throw myself out of my window. I live in a ground floor flat so it ain’t that deep, but it annoys me all the same

 

[Emma20191988]

She’s just so smug with everything she does. This is her first kid and she thinks she’s super nanny with all her recommendations, weaning stuff, “oral development “ and shit like that. Also why does one baby who is a few months old need so many cups.

 

[Curly]

It’s funny how some people have babies and they think anyone gives a shit about them.
She’s supposed to be a cleaning page, even mum influencers don’t talk the shite she does

 

[Curly]

Her family won’t see her as she’ll be too busy giving the baby her ten course breakfast!
no child needs that volume of food

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

The big yin treated her to dinner
When me and my hubby go out for food I don't see it as a treat from him, it's just two people in a relationship having dinner out.
They're such an odd couple

 

[Picklelily]

She needs therapy, she’s obviously got a shopping addiction. I’ve never known someone pick up clothes every single time they go out like she does

 

[RobinsHood]

Thing is, if it was a one off treat for pancake day it would be acceptable…but she eats extravagant syrup covered breakfasts like that all the time, so piggy!

 

[Curly]

I was really excited for her to move into the bigger house and show how a realistic family keep their home but she has lost what we all followed her for and just become that annoying know it all maw

 

[RobinsHood]

She stresses me out making such a big deal that she has to stay in and entertain the baby all day with homemade and educational activities, when my baby is here I won’t feel bad for sticking some dancing fruits on telly and popping them in a bouncer

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

I am all for a bargain but buying a child who’s not even one yet a jumper in 4-5 years?!?!! Is she okay 🫣

At the rate she's feeding that wee girl, that jumper will fit by the end of this year

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

This cunt is getting on my tits, her life revolves around food and buying shit.
I must have done parenting all wrong because I never bought any of my kids 'airport outfits', it was either a baby grow if it was a night flight or a baby grow if it was a daytime flight
She's such a twat!

 

[fischfan]

Again with her narrative that she seems to have it harder than any other working family. “Cannot explain how much we needed this wee week away”???? Not to diminish the work of teachers but Jesus you’d think she wasn’t home before 5 every night and had all the weekends/school holidays off. Plus she’s always “filling up her cup” with Richard taking Lily out/the sister or in laws having her so it’s not like she’s spread thin at all.

I work shifts in my job and my husband is working away this month and my annual leave balance can’t handle me taking this school holiday week off so my poor child is being passed from grandparent to grandparent (i am incredibly fortunate to have this support). Never mind that as a result of my bad rota planning i only have about 3 days off in 3 weeks. I’m ever so slightly frazzled but you just have to get on with it!!! And that’s without me feeling the need to spunk £100 on makeup as a “treat”, must be nice to be that hard done by

 

[Curly]

She was so smug about that too.
I see the big play pen she bought ‘with a voucher’ is being dumped. Looking after the pennies my arse