Cleanqueen25

[Curly]

She clearly lives very comfortably so why not just own it and be fucking grateful! It’s embarrassing listening to her suddenly try to come across as someone who is watching the pennies when every day she shows us it’s bullshit!

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

"The educator in me". Jenna hen you teach secondary school RE. What are you going to do with a treasure chest

 

[BeckBeck]

Honestly what the fuck is she on about saying all Lillie has spoke about all Christmas is her pals from nursery.
She’s 1.5 and can’t speak.
Is Jenna alright in the head?

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Is she having a laugh? I worked full time, my hubby was away in the military, we had 4 children and yet I still managed to clean my house myself.
She’s going to have every single weekend off along with Richard, they could have that tiny house clean in a couple of hours.
Cleanqueen my arse.

 

[BeckBeck]

She’ll be complaining at the breakfast buffet that there’s not enough options for Oor Lils, the food connoisseur

 

[Mum3boys]

Likely a hell of a lot more than she lets on seen as she’s Supermum and in the running for a mum of the Year the big bore

 

[Curly]

Hers is definitely more than a few weeks old surely it cannot just be me!
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I have a carrier. He enjoys it for about 3 minutes then it is a torture device. Keep trying everyday wishing for that hands free hour

just feed him 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner. Loads of sugar mind, he’ll crash out after the sugar crush. Don’t worry about weaning advice just do it the now and make sure you have a big bowl of porridge and sugary treats too

 

[Strawberry13]

That wee girl will have food issues like her mum growing up Jenna rewards herself with a wee Starbucks or a wee cake etc and it will soon rub off. Give the wean scrambled egg and toast and be done with it ffs

 

[Proof8]

She's the type of person that is toxic. Making vulnerable people feel like they should be doing this. Consuming all the time but buying it in the sales. She's kidding herself. You just know she'll forget she bought all this stuff. Will the child even fit them.

She had always bought rubbish. I followed her when she first moved into her flat. Matchy cheap home ware was her thing then.
Does anyone know her or know of her in real life?

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

Shes never known any other mums who have went back full time....is she for real?

 

[spongey]

She's planned every meal for the next 4 weeks! That is so excessive... and does it even work? How does she know that she'll fancy fish finger wraps in 4 Thursdays time? She might be in the mood for something completely different that night and it will throw the whole schedule into disarray, the horror

 

[BeckBeck]

Those stories about screen time were sooooo judgy - she’s a smug know it all

 

[xKHx]

More stuff for Christmas! Could of sworn she said she was done a few weeks back.

Where does she put all this stuff?! I’d forget what I’d bought if I grabbed stuff for Xmas months before, every single time I passed a shop.. she’s obsessed with buying stuff!!

 

[Tamij]

This ‘maw’ might be a teacher but her grasp of spelling and language is appalling.
“Loafs” ffs.

 

[Picklelily]

If she has genuinely been relying on Richard these last few months then he needs to step up and say something. He’s working his arse off at work and she’s splurging money EVERY day and then pleading poverty and taking from the community kitchen. I would be mortified if my partner was doing that. The fact even her own sister called her out on the “no spend” she was doing when she was giving an excuse every time she bought something

 

[Curly]

I sometimes think I’m over reacting and allowing every little thing annoy me just because I don’t like her so I’m glad others agree.
It’s disgusting behaviour. She is not struggling to buy food otherwise she wouldn’t be eating huge meals 3 times a day.
Her baby has been eating ridiculous amounts too which is why it costs her so much as she has to have 50 add ons to her meals!
was it not last week she was in Costco stock piling things and now she’s taking from the community shop, absolute greedy pig

 

[Curly]

Love the sister calling her out about the spending

 

[Curly]

And let’s be honest all fucking two year olds have good parents evenings! They are always a positive affair!

 

[fischfan]

I’ve never know anyone to make parenting such hard work (or at least look/act like it is). Between the shit show that was the sleep schedule, toddler bed-cot gate, feeding her child or just generally parenting or being a “golf widow” - she makes it look fucking exhausting! And not in a mum guilt/need to feel like I’m doing the best but in a “i genuinely don’t know what to do with my own child” or “ my child is running absolute rings round me”. My kid is older now but back in the day if it was me and her, we’d just see where the day would take us, not plan it like a military operation… it’s so strange!

 

[RobinsHood]

I can’t cope with these excessive and over the top play set ups she does…food colouring in water, vinegar (why?) bicarbonate soda…literally a kid just needs a bowl and some toys to tip out water with. The crazy set ups she does in the living room as well for when Lily gets in from nursery…heaven forbid she might just want to mess about with her dollies or chuck some stuff around her play room . She makes it all look so easy and no bother but it’s a ballache, I have twin toddlers and no way do I have time to do that kind of set up plus the clean up after, on top of everything else!