Cleaning With Mario

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

A Mario diamond range. Oh dear lord.

He is as hot as an ice cube

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

What he looks like

 

[Ziggy]

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

That was my thoughts... diamond scented diamond shape...nothing to get excited about...

 

[SpeakingTheTruth]

 

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[Nicole1992]

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Has Derek been married to a woman before?!

 

[Gers76]

Has Derek been married to a woman before?!

I think it’s his sister after seeing pics of the baby gender announcement on Mario’s page few weeks back.

 

[Yellowdoor44]

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Erm.

I have never been married but surely you would pick a wedding dress that was more suited to your figure?

That was possibly the politest way I could phrase that.

I’d like to think that my mum would take one look at me in a wedding dress and tell me if I looked like a potato in a condom. Not saying she does..... I just know I would genuinely resemble a pork scratching if I wore a very tight dress.

 

[Fickledipped19]

Erm.

I have never been married but surely you would pick a wedding dress that was more suited to your figure?

That was possibly the politest way I could phrase that.

I’d like to think that my mum would take one look at me in a wedding dress and tell me if I looked like a potato in a condom. Not saying she does..... I just know I would genuinely resemble a pork scratching if I wore a very tight dress.

Potato in a condom that is brilliant!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Erm.

I have never been married but surely you would pick a wedding dress that was more suited to your figure?

That was possibly the politest way I could phrase that.

I’d like to think that my mum would take one look at me in a wedding dress and tell me if I looked like a potato in a condom. Not saying she does..... I just know I would genuinely resemble a pork scratching if I wore a very tight dress.

I wore this to my wedding and I dare you to tell me I look like a potato in a condom!111!!

I've just watched Marios story on Insta... He was talking about his brows, without any irony! *dead*

 

[Yellowdoor44]

I wore this to my wedding and I dare you to tell me I look like a potato in a condom!111!! View attachment 13805

I've just watched Marios story on Insta... He was talking about his brows, without any irony! *dead*

Hun, you could never look like a potato in a condom. You look so fetch. My favourite part is the giant ruffle at the back. On fleek...or whatever the kids are saying.

 

[KiKiGreen]

Wait a minute guys. That’s not right, she’s nothing to do with Mario. And slating a random woman’s appearance on the internet when she’s done nothing to you isn’t ok really, is it?

 

Mario getting mobbed

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

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Mario getting mobbed

I don't know what we've done to deserve St Mario, but I'm glad we did it. Looking at that picture has made my womb grow back & he has filled me with his holy seed. I shall birth the son of Mario. I bleeping hope I don't have to ride on the back of a donkey though

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Mario was mobbed by his adoring fans in work today and out after work, all desperate for a photograph with their idol.

I wish I had £1 for every time he used the word lovely/lovelies. I’d be minted!

 

[Eyespyyou]

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose


That bleeping hair ..... 1993 called they want their hair back
Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

What Debenhams does St Mario work at? Is his store closing? Should we be praying for him? So many bleeping questions Mario woes

 

[Bubu]

What Debenhams does St Mario work at? Is his store closing? Should we be praying for him? So many bleeping questions Mario woes

We’re not allowed to mention the Debenhams he works in. There simply aren’t enough security guards in the country to keep the masses from turning up at his work. He may get trapped at work forever and have to exist on Debenhams cafe pizza and chips for the rest of time

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

We’re not allowed to mention the Debenhams he works in. There simply aren’t enough security guards in the country to keep the masses from turning up at his work. He may get trapped at work forever and have to exist on Debenhams cafe pizza and chips for the rest of time

But maybe Derek could get free? Mind you, I'd bleeping love to see the state of Mario's brows if he had to do a month long sit in

 

What Debenhams does St Mario work at? Is his store closing? Should we be praying for him? So many bleeping questions Mario woes

I’m sure he could get by without working. His mafia would support him.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I’m sure he could get by without working. His mafia would support him.

His lovelies would send him their housekeeping cash to keep him & Derek in they style they become accustomed to