Cleaning With Mario

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No Time for Bull said:
He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds
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A Mario diamond range. Oh dear lord.

He is as hot as an ice cube

No Time for Bull said:
He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds
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What he looks like
 
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Ziggy

No Time for Bull said:
He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds
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That was my thoughts... diamond scented diamond shape...nothing to get excited about...
 
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Yellowdoor44

SpeakingTheTruth said:
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Erm.

I have never been married but surely you would pick a wedding dress that was more suited to your figure?

That was possibly the politest way I could phrase that.

I’d like to think that my mum would take one look at me in a wedding dress and tell me if I looked like a potato in a condom. Not saying she does..... I just know I would genuinely resemble a pork scratching if I wore a very tight dress.
 
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Fickledipped19

Potato in a condom that is brilliant!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

I wore this to my wedding and I dare you to tell me I look like a potato in a condom!111!!

I've just watched Marios story on Insta... He was talking about his brows, without any irony! *dead*
 
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Yellowdoor44

Kikini Bamalam said:
I wore this to my wedding and I dare you to tell me I look like a potato in a condom!111!! View attachment 13805

I've just watched Marios story on Insta... He was talking about his brows, without any irony! *dead*
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Hun, you could never look like a potato in a condom. You look so fetch. My favourite part is the giant ruffle at the back. On fleek...or whatever the kids are saying.
 
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KiKiGreen

Wait a minute guys. That’s not right, she’s nothing to do with Mario. And slating a random woman’s appearance on the internet when she’s done nothing to you isn’t ok really, is it?
 
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Butthatsnoneofmybusiness

Mario was mobbed by his adoring fans in work today and out after work, all desperate for a photograph with their idol.

I wish I had £1 for every time he used the word lovely/lovelies. I’d be minted!
 
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Bubu

Kikini Bamalam said:
What Debenhams does St Mario work at? Is his store closing? Should we be praying for him? So many fucking questions Mario woes
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We’re not allowed to mention the Debenhams he works in. There simply aren’t enough security guards in the country to keep the masses from turning up at his work. He may get trapped at work forever and have to exist on Debenhams cafe pizza and chips for the rest of time
 
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Kikini Bamalam

But maybe Derek could get free? Mind you, I'd fucking love to see the state of Mario's brows if he had to do a month long sit in
 
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