Cleaning With Mario

[No Time for Bull]

What fucking journey? To the chippy and back? This idiot needs to get a grip of himself. He brings nothing to Instagram! Absolutely nothing. Time he knew that!!

 

[Bubu]

I think they fell out and Derek went to live in the storage unit. Has anyone seen him since? No thought not!

He’s also having a secret affair with Jamie in the storage unit so I’ve heard

 

[CrapEars]

‘The flu’ thing pisses me off far more than it should. I’m a microbiologist, I know the difference between the flu viruses and colds. Anyone who says they have the flu near me, while they’re actually able to get out of bed, go out, eat properly etc gets very short shrift.
I’ve has flu twice. It’s hideous. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
Mario probably doesn’t even have a cold, he’s having a reaction to all those chemicals he sprays everywhere.
If he has actually got a cold, it’s probably because of all those chemicals knackering his immune system. That and the the fact he lives on beige food with no vitamins

 

[kikirose]

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Has that lamb been sprayed in fabric softener? Gotta keep em fluffy!

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

He should definitely renamed to gifted_tat_with_mario or marios_shopping_channel

All areas of my Royal mail packages right now

 

[KiKiGreen]

Wait a minute guys. That’s not right, she’s nothing to do with Mario. And slating a random woman’s appearance on the internet when she’s done nothing to you isn’t ok really, is it?

 

[Justcurious]

Pretty sure it would have been quicker to Google rather than typing out an essay...

 

[Eyeswideopen]

Come all the way to Glasgow and go to home bargains! And then venture to coatbridge (which was voted Scotland’s most dismal place to live) to go to a salon that’s stuck in 1999. I live in Glasgow and there are so many nice s places to go, but I suppose these places don’t have a clue who the are so wouldn’t give these VIP’s a freebie. I know you all stick up for a Derek but he is def a few sandwiches short of a picnic! I think he comes across as so simple, and he must be to be with Mario!

Why did they have cardboard cut outs of his mum at the party as if it was a slimming world award ceremony! Did anyone else find that bizzare!? I noticed a few lower than Z list river city actors that mario was tagging then recording during playing some rangers sectarian songs at the party!

 

[#FanDanFannyBaws]

he is an absolute tit! Teeth like a council graveyard fence that's been through a tornado twister You're not in Kansas now prick!

 

[Ymuzz]

That song is sectarian - it’s a Loyalist/UDA favourite and that’s no secret. Glorifying the murder of a Catholic. HOWEVER, Mario and Derek are so thick, they’re blindly following a disgusting “football” team without even knowing the origins of half of it - they’re absolutely class-less the pair of them.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Mario could have have a face transplant from George Clooney and still be an absolute minging gobshite. There is so little about him that is real, genuine & relatable.
As for the Ava May crap, I would guess that he has now started bottling his eggy farts and selling it as a fabric refresher or something

 

[ka1982]

They’ve only invited him for his new teeth. It saves them from hiring a disco ball.

 

[Ziggy]

Who is the 1 person that voted yes mario will get over himself are you OK hun, did your finger slip?

Must have been Mario himself!! He is claiming to be unwell .... again.... I think he realised how embarrassing that Asda trip was and is hoping a few days away will reset everyone's memories!!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I think his life is so boring he has nothing to chat about. Hence taking a few days "break" in the hopes that something noteworthy might happen for him to spout shit about

He's probably in Asda with a tub of pepper hoping someone knocks into him...

 

[Chillinjay123]

When he was doing his stories tonight with all his makeup I think he came across so bitchy and looks so pissed off when he was wishing people happy birthday. He just seems to get further up his own arse every single day and just makes himself look a total knobhead

 

[Pinchers]

He has boiled my piss this morning. Such an ignorant twat. Hope the potato salad gives him the shits

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Theres no way hes unwell (wouldnt have made it out to the wedding if he was) just taking too much heat on here and keeping a low profile

He seems to do regular mini disappearing acts, think it makes him feel good when people message him. Then voila he reappears to a Whitney track waving and going 'I'm alright, don't worry, just a cold, had to take time out, you know the drill'

It's like the Mario Cycle, y'know like the Lou one. If you know you know.

 

[nineteenninety3]

I'm just catching up but I am howling at the fact mario thinks he discovered Jeffree star among others. Jeffree has been around way before his make up, I can't believe mario isnt a parody account.

 

[kikirose]

They are both as funny as a brick to the face but derek is too good for Mario.

I honestly don't know how he stands it. The guy can't even settle down in bed in the evening without a camera in his face. Blink three times if you need help, Derek.

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Sneak peek of Mario at the wedding