Cleaning With Mario

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Exhausted Pigeon

Exhausted Pigeon

Derek's been on a day sesh today while Mario stayed in with a sore throat. Bet he had to wear his savers aftershave.
 
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LucyH

NotSherlockHuns said:
His sisters also 'been on a teeth journey but she had to pay for hers' why does everything he say make him sound like a twit?

Also Mario hun, if you stop shaving your eyebrows off saves drawing them back on in the first place.
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Oh the journey...and as for marios mafia? wtf mate you have 50k+ followers but how many times did you tag mrs hinch...riddy!!!!

Jambojambo said:
Ive decided mario is really pinkpeonyhome when she gets home from work strips the wig and make up off and gets into her jammys 🤔
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a dont think her weans or her man/boy/thing whatever he is have seen her make up free...plastered on and shiny af😂😂
 
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usofake

Theres no way hes unwell (wouldnt have made it out to the wedding if he was) just taking too much heat on here and keeping a low profile 🤣
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

Exhausted Pigeon

usofake said:
Theres no way hes unwell (wouldnt have made it out to the wedding if he was) just taking too much heat on here and keeping a low profile 🤣
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He seems to do regular mini disappearing acts, think it makes him feel good when people message him. Then voila he reappears to a Whitney track waving and going 'I'm alright, don't worry, just a cold, had to take time out, you know the drill'

It's like the Mario Cycle, y'know like the Lou one. If you know you know.
 
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No Time for Bull

Exhausted Pigeon said:
He seems to do regular mini disappearing acts, think it makes him feel good when people message him. Then voila he reappears to a Whitney track waving and going 'I'm alright, don't worry, just a cold, had to take time out, you know the drill'

It's like the Mario Cycle, y'know like the Lou one. If you know you know.
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duck all wrong with him, it’s so he can then say he’s got too many messages to read me how hard it is for him 😂
 
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Shmebulock

Shmebulock

usofake said:
Theres no way hes unwell (wouldnt have made it out to the wedding if he was) just taking too much heat on here and keeping a low profile 🤣
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I think his life is so boring he has nothing to chat about. Hence taking a few days "break" in the hopes that something noteworthy might happen for him to spout tit about
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

Exhausted Pigeon

Shmebulock said:
I think his life is so boring he has nothing to chat about. Hence taking a few days "break" in the hopes that something noteworthy might happen for him to spout tit about
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He's probably in Asda with a tub of pepper hoping someone knocks into him...
 
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Does he have any stories or has the weird brows blocked me from seeing his wee lovely stories?

Exhausted Pigeon said:
He seems to do regular mini disappearing acts, think it makes him feel good when people message him. Then voila he reappears to a Whitney track waving and going 'I'm alright, don't worry, just a cold, had to take time out, you know the drill'

It's like the Mario Cycle, y'know like the Lou one. If you know you know.
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He constantly has colds. Wtf
 
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Divinechat

I reckon we are due a big comeback from St Mario any second now .... hello my lovelies im ok , ive just been answering the 12 millions messages i get a day and dusting my new feature piece for my house 🤣🙈
 
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Butthatsnoneofmybusiness said:
Has he deleted the story? It shows that he has a story but when you click on it it’s no longer available.
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He’s probably realised he’s posted about the wrong product. I can picture him right now breaking into a cold sweat and then declaring how poorly he is on a new story
 
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Exhausted Pigeon said:
He seems to do regular mini disappearing acts, think it makes him feel good when people message him. Then voila he reappears to a Whitney track waving and going 'I'm alright, don't worry, just a cold, had to take time out, you know the drill'

It's like the Mario Cycle, y'know like the Lou one. If you know you know.
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I do recall as sad as it is after his last nine day holiday from debs he was also sick for a week after and went into hiding....
 
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Divinechat

Hes back my lovelies 🙈 Hes so happy about the thousands of messages he has been sent but he couldnt be botheres replying so Derek has been doing it for him ..... i have no words !!
 
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