Cleaning With Mario

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CrapEars

CrapEars

I shouldn’t watch him. He does my blood pressure no good at all.
He’s whining again about how busy IG makes him, warning that he won’t be around much this weekend because “ITS MY HOLIDAAAY! - I’m paraphrasing somewhat but that’s the gist.
No one forces you onto IG you lemon! No one would would care if you never went on again despite you telling us you’ve got millions of adoring fans.
Does anyone follow Hard Rock Nick on IG? He’s this absolute tool who just constantly tells everyone how amazing and rich he is and how much everyone loves him. - word is that he actually works in an Amazon warehouse and lives in a one bed flat, but anyway, his constant burbling on about how great he is reminds me of Mario.
 
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usofake

Mario is comedy gold and he dosn't even know it 😂 The guy 100% believes his own hype and were all just here to lol at the 90's hair, eyebrows that are trying to escape and desperado singing. That smug side eye he gave into the camera when talking about his makeup skills "and am akchally really good" almost ENDED me 😂😂 when's his bro going to cast him in a panto...he's missed his calling. #widowtwanky
 
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craphomeinteriors

I just wanna know why the hell him and his toy boy wore what they wore to the event they was at tonight! 🙈 I’ve seen better coordinated outfits on the bin men!
 
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TheOnlySB

TheOnlySB

I particularly liked the morning post telling us we won’t hear from him because it was ‘utter me time’ from now for a couple of days... then proceeded to post every 10 minutes thereafter 🤣
 
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usofake

"The tans very dark, but I know how to tone it down" ....really Mario? Maybe hes being sent these cleaning products to tone the tan down not hinch his wee flat
 
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Divinechat

usofake said:
"The tans very dark, but I know how to tone it down" ....really Mario? Maybe hes being sent these cleaning products to tone the tan down not hinch his wee flat
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Its ok he has worked with tan for years so he knows how to tone it down 🙈🙈🙈🙈
 
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Sociallyawkward

Sociallyawkward

Mario's head is actually really big look at the photos he took at the event. Is that his ego being sheer beautaful

His teeth will crumble away soon too if he Carrie's on with that whitening setup 🤦‍♀️
 
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Dibdab

Dibdab

Sociallyawkward said:
Mario's head is actually really big look at the photos he took at the event. Is that his ego being sheer beautaful

His teeth will crumble away soon too if he Carrie's on with that whitening setup 🤦‍♀️
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There's always the denture swipe up market
 
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