Cleaning With Mario

[Kittikat]

He ain’t even got a bath

 

[Lauren-1996]

I started following him the other day because I liked that he had a nice normal flat so he was quite relatable, but I haven’t even seen him clean since, just a really long story about his eyebrows

 

[BleachQueen]

Why are people tagging him saying he deserves it all must be so hard copying a aftershave and making it into wax really original

 

[Avis]

Thousands upon thousands of his followong have apparently begged him to show the tat he bought in Primark so they can get inspiration for their husbands. Really Mario ... is that REALLY true or just another chance to listen to your own voice

Imagine being so clueless as to what your husband likes you have to beg a male cleaning account to share his primark haul?

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

His latest story, getting a headache from having to reply to all his DMs such a martyr

 

[Isa-Bella]

Lol!! I have no idea what to say about this twerp any more how embarrassing.

 

[kikirose]

The next Mrs Hinch!

Not a fan of the Hinch, but at least when she says that she was responsible for a small business getting more likes/customers, it's true most of the time. Can't say the same about her claims towards certain musicians though.

I doubt the donuts were flying off the shelves at asda the minute he sooooo generously gave them a shout out. My eyeballs are more likely to fly out of my head with all the eyerolling I do watching his stories.

 

[No Time for Bull]

I think he’s been buying a odd k here and there. The best was when he was about to hit 10k and made Del Boy pretend to steal his phone and beg for people to share his age then acted shocked (really badly) when he found out

 

[SherlockHuns]

He’s also having a secret affair with Jamie in the storage unit so I’ve heard

Is that who Jamie was married to before then? Must search marriage records for anyone named Jamie or Derek...

There's a record for a marriage for a Janey and a Derek in 1976, that's got to be it!!!

 

[BananaClub]

Can we just get back to calling Mario a fanny and take the football fan chat elsewhere?

Yip that’s me done with Football talk ..I rest my case

Just saw Mr H post about the haters and Saint Mario reposted it on his and wrote that he “couldn’t have put it better himself” ...SOPH ...he’s never even spoke to her never mind met her he’s trying to act like they are bestie with shorting her name ...what a complete plonker everything he does is cringe...don’t even start me on showing his sisters house ...Poor soul he’s got to go back to his tacky little flat !!!!!

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

One thing that really gets on my wick about him is that he doesn’t seem to move anything to clean? Like he just hoovers around stuff or does his kitchen surfaces with a million things in them instead of cleaning it all off. Drives me mad. And that poor fucking cat breathing in all that fragrances powder he pours on his carpet, no wonder the thing flung itself out his window! Xx

And I doubt he has changed the bed covers since he did story last month

 

[Dontspillthemilk]

Coming soon..... One night with Mario!

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Surely us tattle lot can get a mini bus to one night with Mario!

 

[Fraudsquad]

I think mario is lying low cos he wants this thread to disappear

 

[Frankensooze]

I'm praying the new eyebrows are even more fucked up than his current over plucked horrors. The bed begging though, and the Ava may sob story, he's lost all sense of reality. I'd love to know what his work colleagues think of his swollen head.

 

[TheOnlySB]

I don’t usually mind Mario I have to say.. but this past couple of weeks all he’s done is basically moan that insta fame is just too much and he needs a constant break ....BUT was all smiles when he has now been gifted a piece of furniture... I mean, I hate it personally - and the overuse of ‘stunning’ and ‘beautiful’ in his stories about it made me think my phone was glitching! Repeat yourself much

 

[Departed14]

Is it just me or is this candle collab utter tack. I’d never buy a candle that’s says hello my lovelies on the box lol,

He didn’t make them, why’s he being told he deserves it? Will people really buy this tat?

You can tell he’s fed up of Instagram, he rarely uses his account now, he’s found it too much and that’s fair enough. He isn’t the Mario he was when he first started, he looks withdrawn.

 

[Yellowcard]

Is it wrong that the only reason I continue to watch (suffer through) Mario's stories, is because I have a bit of a thing for Derek?

They are both as funny as a brick to the face but derek is too good for Mario.

 

[SherlockHuns]

Is it wrong that the only reason I continue to watch (suffer through) Mario's stories, is because I have a bit of a thing for Derek?

Derek is the real king of hearts! He's the one to express on his face what we're all thinking. Starting to notice the only time Mario is on now is to show gifted items QVC style.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

The fuck does “your not there’s” mean?!

I don’t know because I’m literate and don’t understand wtf he’s trying to say

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I hope that cat drags his balloon knot over Mario's face while he is sleeping