Derek is the best thing about mario’s stories.
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I may have a smidge of a crush on him. He's just so tolerant and sweet. Always there with a smile, no matter what carry on Mario brings to the house.
I like Derek. He seems sincere.
Exactly this
I’m not gonna lie but a little part of me died when I heard this
How the duck can someone who has a genuine phobia of the dentist skip hop and jump the whole getting used to the dentist and go straight into cosmetic work done? He said that he has genuine issues with the dentist.
Maybe some people are able to but he was very detailed and dramatic about his fears/phobia. I personally think that a brace would be the best way for him to go. If he has any work done on straightening them knashers after having them whitened his teeth are gonna resemble a bleeping zebra
Wrong thread?
Not only is he gonna be responsible for me getting large from donuts but he’s also gonna be the reason I’m skint! How bleeping dare he be the one responsible for the Asda donut increase in price
I think a boycott is on the horizon 
What a plank he is I'm so tempted to email asda and ask why they've increased the price since Mario had them on his stories
I've just tried to message via the website but they want too many details for my liking its like applying for a bank account I'll try and email later
Until the day he cracks under the immense pressure of living with such an absolute tool & tears Mario’s eyebrows off and eats them.
To be fair, at that point Mario won't have any eyebrows left - just henna on his skin.
Why is a 30 odd year old male telling people to follow an 11 year old girl? That’s just creepy and disgusting
Ive decided mario is really pinkpeonyhome when she gets home from work strips the wig and make up off and gets into her jammys 
Yes!!!! They both have the same arroganceIve decided mario is really pinkpeonyhome when she gets home from work strips the wig and make up off and gets into her jammys
I'm just catching up but I am howling at the fact mario thinks he discovered Jeffree star among others. Jeffree has been around way before his make up, I can't believe mario isnt a parody account.
Is everyone this clown knows on a “journey” I want to punch his face and not stop, he gives me the heebies. How people can watch all his fake a stories every day is beyond me
Watched the singing highlights
Absolutely died laughing when he says “tune” and “take me back”
Absolutely died laughing when he says “tune” and “take me back”
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