What bleeping journey? To the chippy and back? This idiot needs to get a grip of himself. He brings nothing to Instagram! Absolutely nothing. Time he knew that!!
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Went out 'for a meal' it was only fish and bloody chips!
Wow! Talk about Insta fame going to your head. I used to like his page at the start found him pretty funny. Now he has turned into a sassy diva mega into himself now. I suppose I would be if I was changing lives on insta like him. But he only recommends companies that he has tried and really believes in “gives shout out and recommending bath bombs even though he doesn’t have a bath and during the shout out says I can’t use bath bombs they don’t agree with me”?!?? Ehhh. His post yesterday I’m very selective about gifts I accept I get hundreds and thousands of companies contacting me to give me stuff. What naw mate you get sent fake zoflora and rit from the online pound shop so I would hate to see the companies that you are refusing if that’s what you are accepting. Let your man watch the football ffs he puts up with your hording. Poor Derek.
So his dental journey is just getting his teeth whitened. The way he was going on I thought he was getting a full set of veneers
So now he thinks since he mentioned the donuts from Asda it has made them put the price up
So now he thinks since he mentioned the donuts from Asda it has made them put the price up
Wow he knows how to treat Derek. BOGOF
Fairly new to Tattle but I am soooo glad I’m not the only one who is confused by him 
I swear he cleans like once a week and his account is really just him rattling on about some rit most of the time! Had to unfollow!! “Hundreds of companies message me wanting to gift me their products but I only accept a few”... Alright then, mate, whatever you say.
I swear he cleans like once a week and his account is really just him rattling on about some rit most of the time! Had to unfollow!! “Hundreds of companies message me wanting to gift me their products but I only accept a few”... Alright then, mate, whatever you say.It's cringe, the only 'journeys' he's ever been on are on the bus to asda to do his big shop, to B&M and to the chippy
That baffled me he was allowed to choose himself so he picked two cans of detol spray which he says he hates and is never using again because it turned his doors yellow. I really wish he would do the right thing and donate some of that stuff to chairty. The amount of wax melts, rooms sprays, defusers and cleaning products he owns is insane. Why do people even send him stuff it’s not like he reviews it or even appears to use any of it. If a fire starts his house would take the full of Paisley the amount of rit he has in it. I really don’t get this hording mentality that is going on. Is it just me or is the world going bleeping mad just now. The only cleaning account that doesn’t seem affected with insta fame is clean queen the rest have been sniffing to much zoflora. And what is that with the zoflora on display in Marios kitchen? Why hell does anyone have a zoflora display on there work tops? As if flowers on your cooker wasn’t bad enough.
This is the problem
Everyone wants there business to blow up like Ava may aromas with hinch
So the minute someone gets popular
They get alllll the insta companies sending them stuff
The likes of Mario wouldn’t turn down anything
Everyone wants there business to blow up like Ava may aromas with hinch
So the minute someone gets popular
They get alllll the insta companies sending them stuff
The likes of Mario wouldn’t turn down anything
sorry if this has already been posted. Wtaf he loves himself
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I'm thrilled that Mario has thanked me for taking him in to my life's
My wildlife
My halflife
My afterlife
My highlife
My lowlife
My nightlife
Not to mention my midlife
You're welcome Mario, I'm just glad I could share them with you
Did he seriously imply that asda put the price of donuts up from one pound to 1.30?
I'm sureeeeee that the CEO of asda and whoever is in charge of pricing watches his stories, and decided to up their prices based on that. No store has EVER increased their prices before Mario came along.
He really needs to get over himself. Who even thinks that, let alone says it?
I'm sureeeeee that the CEO of asda and whoever is in charge of pricing watches his stories, and decided to up their prices based on that. No store has EVER increased their prices before Mario came along.
He really needs to get over himself. Who even thinks that, let alone says it?
The next Mrs Hinch!
Not a fan of the Hinch, but at least when she says that she was responsible for a small business getting more likes/customers, it's true most of the time. Can't say the same about her claims towards certain musicians though.The next Mrs Hinch!
I doubt the donuts were flying off the shelves at asda the minute he sooooo generously gave them a shout out. My eyeballs are more likely to fly out of my head with all the eyerolling I do watching his stories.
Loool! Does he not realise it’s a new financial year . And most companies start increasing prices
Probably not he’s so much in his own world
Probably not he’s so much in his own world
Lying in bed doing 'shoot oots' like a low budget amateur radio dj 
I've decided that I liked Mario for 10 seconds today. The story where he showed off Derek. THANK YOU!
Has anyone else noticed that a lot of the time when Derek is in the background (usually the bed stories) Mario will move his head or hand to obscure him from view, especially when Derek is smiling at the camera?
Has anyone else noticed that a lot of the time when Derek is in the background (usually the bed stories) Mario will move his head or hand to obscure him from view, especially when Derek is smiling at the camera?
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